FameCrawler : fletch

Bee and Jones Have Daily Show Baby

Whit Honea — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 21:06:00 GMT

Samantha Bee and her husband have a lot in common. They are both Canadian and they both work for The Daily Show. Hey, that's more than a lot of couples share.

They recently welcomed a son, Fletcher, to the family that already consisted of daughter Piper.

They're pretty funny- the parents anyway, I haven't seen any quotes from the kids yet.

When speaking to eTalk about Piper's appearing on The Daily Show Jason said, "If there's anything we learned, is that we didn't get enough money for our daughter's appearances on the show. This son is going to rake it in."

The couple met while working together in Canada, saying that they "bonded through our mutual dislike of the children, which is ironic because we're raising some now."

Funny how that happens.

Oh yeah, this is Dad:

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Run, Katie, Run

Whit Honea — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 21:07:00 GMT

Katie, be the rabbit. Na-na-na-na-na-na. Yes, I'm channeling both John Updike and Chevy Chase. What? Would you rather have Soulja Boy and Duane Chapman (that's Dog the Bounty Hunter)?

Katie Holmes is planning to run in the NYC marathon tomorrow. She has supposedly been training for the race. I think we all know she's really training for escape. I watch TV, I know how this works. Here's the plan, Katie, get your pregnant ass on that pavement and run until the currency changes. I suggest north. You've had the training. You have the desire. Run where Xenu ain't.

Photo: Celebutopia

The Great Escape: I Wonder if Katie Holmes' Friend Has Seen Fletch

Whit Honea — Sun, 07 Oct 2007 21:50:00 GMT

You've seen Fletch, right? It's a classic. In the movie they use the old switchero. Find someone about the same build, dress them in similar clothing and toss them someplace where they'll be hard to identify. It happens.

I'm not saying that Katie Holmes is planning to off her friend, but I think she may be working on a pretty elaborate escape plan. Look at these pictures and decide for yourself.

Photos: Celebutopia