Matthew McConaughey's Dad Died Having Sex

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 22:35:00 GMT

I remember hearing stories about my grandfather, about how he worked the farm to feed the family, about how he once faced down a burglar. Looks like Levi, Matthew McConaughey's son who was born last month, will be able to hear stories about how his grandpa died while bonking grandma.

Kay McConaughey, Matthew's mom, tells UsMagazine about the fateful day. “On Monday mornings, he and I often said goodbye by making love. But one day, all of a sudden, it just happened."

"I knew that something was wrong, because I didn’t hear anything from him. Just nothing," she says. "But it was just the best way to go!”

And Kay made sure her husband was taken from the house nekkid, so that all the world could see the size of his talent.

“I was just so proud to show off my big old Jim McConaughey — and his gift,” she says.

I think I finally understand Matthew McConaughey.

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Matthew McConaughey To Plant Son's Placenta In Orchard

sweatpantsmom — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 16:35:00 GMT

You know, I tried to come up with a witty title for this post, but why bother? What could possibly be better than 'Matthew McConaughey To Plant Son's Placenta In Orchard'?

Apparently the bongo-playing new dad is going to do just that, practicing a ritual that is common in many cultures. McConaughey, whose girlfriend Camila Alves gave birth to their son Levi in July, saved the placenta and will plant it in an orchard.

"When I was in Australia, they had a placenta tree that was on the river ... and all the placentas of all that tribe, all that clan, whatever aboriginal tribe that was, all the placentas went under that one tree and it was this huge behemoth of just health and strength," the actor said in an interview.

(Wanna have a placenta tree of your own? Find out how here.)

Of course, the big question is: Where is he keeping that placenta? A word of caution - if you're at McConaughey's house for a barbecue, don't pull any meat out of his freezer without asking first.

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