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Jessica Alba Pisses Off Lots of People

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 16:35:00 GMT

Looks like there'll be a whole bunch of people tearing their Jessica Alba posters off their walls this week. First the actress pissed off Fox's Bill O'Reilly by calling him "kind of an a-hole" while on the red carpet at the pre-inaugural "Declare Yourself" party in Washington D.C. Then, at the same event she tried to bust the balls of a reporter (while apparently confusing Switzerland with Sweden.)

Now it turns out the environmentalists are up-in-arms after finding out that Alba flew to the festivities in a private jet - with just two people on board. Apparently partygoers overheard the actress bragging about how she and hubby Cash Warren "had a G5 [private jet] all to themselves." Maybe Jessica thought she was attending the "Declare Yourself Rich" event.

Well, at least there's one person guaranteed not to be hatin' on Alba - her baby daughter Honor. I hope Jessica at least brought her home a souvenir that says, "My Mom Went to the Inauguration and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt."

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Jenna and Barbara Bush: Letter to Malia and Sasha Obama

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 15:05:00 GMT

In a gesture similar to the White House tradition of the outgoing president penning a note to the incoming Chief of Staff, former First Daughters Jenna and Barbara Bush have written their own letter to Sasha and Malia Obama. Beginning with their years as granddaughters to then President George H.W. Bush ("We also first saw the White House through the innocent, optimistic eyes of children"), Jenna and Barbara dish out some worldly advice to 10-year-old Malia and 7-year-old Sasha.

Here are some excerpts:

Surround yourself with loyal friends. They'll protect and calm you and join in on some of the fun, and appreciate the history.

Speaking of long-time White House ushers: If you ever need a hug, go find Ramsey. If you want to talk football, look for Buddy. And, if you just need a smile, look for "Smiley."

Slide down the banister of the solarium, go to T-ball games, have swimming parties, and play Sardines on the White House lawn. Have fun and enjoy your childhood in such a magical place to live and play.

When your dad throws out the first pitch for the Yankees, go to the game.

In fact, go to anything and everything you possibly can: the Kennedy Center for theater, State Dinners, Christmas parties (the White House staff party is our favorite!), museum openings, arrival ceremonies, and walks around the monuments. Just go. Four years goes by so fast, so absorb it all, enjoy it all!

This Christmas, with the enchanting smell of the holidays encompassing her halls, we will again be saying our good-byes to the White House. Sasha and Malia, it is your turn now to fill the White House with laughter.

In closing, Jenna and Barbara give perhaps their most valuable advice of all:

Many people will think they know him, but they have no idea how he felt the day you were born, the pride he felt on your first day of school, or how much you both love being his daughters. So here is our most important piece of advice: remember who your dad really is.

You can read the entire letter here.

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Smile! Malia Obama Takes Her Best Shot (And You Can Own Her Camera!)

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 00:05:00 GMT

Here's Malia Obama taking a picture of her dad, President Barack Obama, as he was taking the oath of office on Tuesday. I'm already huge fans of the First Daughters, Malia and her little sister Sasha. In fact, I'm going to make a call to the Oval Office and see if I can set up a playdate with my daughters. My girls have already decided it should be over at their place; for some reason they're convinced that the Obamas have a bigger TV.

As you may have noticed, Malia is an aspiring photographer - one of my favorite moments during the inauguration was when she handed her camera to Joe Biden to take a picture of the crowd for her. I was wondering if she was going to take a look at it, hand it back to Joe and say, "Sorry, but can you take it over? That one guy is blinking."

In case you're wondering, Malia uses a Kodak EasyShare M893 Digital Camera. Be prepared for this to become a huge seller.

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Dear Obama: Success Is An Inside Job

HerBadMother — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 20:25:00 GMT

On the day of his inauguration as 44th President of the United States of America, Barack Obama received this message: love your wife, play with your daughters, BE HAPPY. Oh, and don't buy too many cars.

I would advise you to remember that you did not create the disaster that the world is experiencing, and you alone are not responsible for bringing the world back to balance. A primary responsibility that you do have, however, is to cultivate happiness in your own life. To make a schedule that permits sufficient time of rest and play with your gorgeous wife and lovely daughters. Not to mention your brave and precious grandmother.* And so on. One gathers that your family is large. We are used to seeing men in the White House become juiceless and as white-haired as the building; we notice their wives and children looking strained and stressed. They soon have smiles so lacking in joy that they remind us of scissors. This is no way to lead. Nor does your family deserve this fate. One way of thinking about all this is: it is so bad now that there is no excuse not to relax. From your happy, relaxed state, you can model real success, which is only what so many people in the world really want. They may buy endless cars and houses and furs and gobble up all the attention and space they can manage, but this is because it is not clear to them yet that success is truly an inside job. That it is within the reach of almost everyone.

That's from Alice Walker. She's awesome. We should all take her words to heart, because everything she says is within the reach of all of us.

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Obamaland - The Happiest Place on Earth?

Whit Honea — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 20:02:00 GMT

Perhaps you heard that the United States of America has a new president. It's a thing we do.

The concerts, balls, speeches and parades are over- well, maybe not the speeches, and today President Obama starts putting his money where his mouth is. Or our money, as the case may be.

There has been much written on the Obama family over the past few days and it might be a bit overwhelming. Here, for you convenience, is an easy to navigate collection of posts, photos and videos:

Obama Girls Watch Their Dad Become The Next President Of The United States

Obama's Inauguration Speech and Oath - Text and Video

Michelle Obama Was Resplendent in Gold

Kids' Inaugural: Michelle Obama & Jonas Brothers Rock It (Video)!

Michelle Obama- Remembers Her Roots

Praise Song for Obama

Sasha Gives Barack Obama a 'Thumbs Up'

The First Family Becomes The First Family

Obama's Open Letter To Daughters Malia & Sasha

Barack Obama and His First Five Minutes as President

ObamaRama: The Musical!

Sing This To Your Kids Tonight Instead Of A Lullaby: Will.i.am's America's Song (Free Download!)

Video: Obamas' Inaugural Ball First Dance & Michelle Wears Jason Wu

Inaugural Ball Photos: President Obama,First Lady Michelle & The Stars

President Obama: Washington's Never Had A Bigger Rock Star

Photo created at Obamiconme

Nelly Crushing on Ashley Biden

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 18:05:00 GMT

Nelly is telling Ashley Biden that it's hot in herre, so take off all your clothes. Okay, I know I just used that joke in a previous post, but what other Nelly song would make sense here?

The rapper was performing with Ludacris and DMC at the "Artists Making an Impact" Inaugural event when he reportedly said of new VP Joe Biden's daughter, "She's hot...gonna be a party in the White House." And by party, I don't think he was talking about a luncheon with a piñata.

Which would be fine, except Nelly is supposedly expecting a baby with Ashanti. Oops.

He might want to cool it with Ashley - by the looks of the Secret Service that was out in force on Tuesday, he might be outnumbered.

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Sing This To Your Kids Tonight Instead Of A Lullaby: Will.i.am's America's Song (Free Download!)

HerBadMother — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 00:17:00 GMT

Because after a day like today, you're going to want to rock your kids to sleep with an appropriate anthem.

Thankfully - because of the generosity of Oprah - you can download the song that Will.i.am arranged with David Foster and performs with the likes of Seal and Faith Hill and Mary J. Blige to celebrate the inauguration of Barack Obama. Just for today, though, so get downloading.

You can download it HERE.

You can see video of the live performance HERE.

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Sasha Gives Barack Obama a 'Thumbs Up'

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 21:05:00 GMT

Here is Sasha Obama giving her dad the universal symbol for 'You rock' after he delivered his inaugural speech. Every parent knows how important it is to get your kid's approval, so I'm sure Barack was relieved.

I agree with you, Sasha - your dad did an awesome job.

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Photos: Hollywood's Hottest Moms

Sassy Smith — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 15:11:00 GMT

Who makes the list of Hollywood's Hottest Moms? Angelina Jolie and Halle Berry, who both gave birth this year, certainly made the list of 11 hot celebrity moms. Cindy Crawford made the list coming in at number six. Find out who else is hot!

More pics after the jump!

The list is complied by FoxNews.com and goes like this:

Number 11: Angelina Jolie

She made the list for "her amazing ability to balance being an activist, movie star and mom." She's mother to six (with adopted and biological children) with Brad Pitt - Maddox, 7, Pax, 4, Zahara, 3, Shiloh, 2 and twins Knox and Vivienne, almost four months.

Number 10 : Gwen Stefani

Gwen is mom to two sons, Kingston, 2 and 2-month-old Zuma, who she just debuted on her website.

Number 9 : Nicole Richie

Nicole and boyfriend Joel Madden welcomed their daughter Harlow in January of this year.

Number 8 : Isla Fisher

Actress Isla Fisher has daughter Olive with Sacha Baron Cohen.

Number 7 : Heidi Klum

Supermodel Heidi Klum has three children - Leni, 4 (dad is Klum's ex Flavio Briatore), and two children with husband Seal - Henry, 3, and Johan, almost 2.

Number 6: Cindy Crawford

At 42, Cindy is definitely a hot mom. She's currently featured in French Vogue. Her kids are son Presley, 9 and daughter Kaia, 7.

Number 5: Demi Moore

At nearly 46, Moore is the oldest on the list (but you wouldn't know it!) and has three girls with ex-husband Bruce Willis - Rumor, Scout and Tallulah Belle. Fox said of Moore, she's "redefined the meaning of hot in your 40s."

Number 4: Jessica Alba

Jessica became a first-time mom in June of this year, giving birth to daughter Honor Marie. Alba quickly got back to her sexy pre-baby body.

Number 3: Faith Hill

Faith Hill, 41, posed in a bikini for Shape Magazine and the mom of three daughters certainly looks awesome!

Number 2: Halle Berry

Halle became a mom at age 41 - she and boyfriend Gabrielle Aubry welcomed daughter Nahla. Halle's so hot, she snagged a man 10 years her junior. Rawr! Fox said Halle "just seems to get better with age."

Number 1: Kelly Ripa

Ex-soap star and current talk-show host, Kelly Ripa is married to former co-star Mark Consuelos and the couple have three kids - Michael, 11, Lola, 7, and Joaquin, 5.

Is there a celebrity mom you would have chosen that's not on the list?

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Sarah Palin, TV Star?

Karl Erikson — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 18:35:00 GMT

Word is out that Sarah Palin may be a TV star. You know, if the Vice President thing doesn't work out on November 4. She's already locked herself into the media with all the coverage she's getting on the campaign trail and at Saturday Night Live. Heck, we at Famecrawler love her, too. And according to the Hollywood Reporter, "producers and agents across the entertainment world" want Sarah to star in a daytime talk show, news program, or reality TV series.

Nobody has made her an offer yet. I'm sure they'll wait until after the election. It's McCain's sliding poll numbers that have producers frothing at the mouth, though. The favorite idea is a talk show similar to Oprah's. If not that, then a Sean Hannity-type news and opinion show. In third place is the reality show idea - sort of "The Osbournes meets Northern Exposure."

Now THAT I'd pay to see. The mother of 5 and her family might make for really good TV. The adorable moose hunting from a helicopter scenes alone would be priceless.

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Video: "Joe the Plumber" Commercial

Sassy Smith — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 13:09:00 GMT

Joe the Plumber's 15-minutes of fame, might be turning into a bit of a longer stretch. Joe Wurzelbacher was a regular, uh, 'Joe,' just a few hours ago, and now he's like "Britney Spears having a headache. Everybody wants to know about it." Now he's starring in a John McCain campaign ad....

Video after the jump

From a normal dude, tossing a football with his son, to a guy being approached by Obama, who spent time tossing the football with him while discussing the issues at hand, to an internet curiosity, to a youtube star. Wow. A lot can happen in a short time.

I wonder if Joe was compensated for his starring role? You know, because if he did, then maybe he could get that plumber's licence that he neglected to get. Or pay his taxes that he allegedly has never paid.

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Whit Honea — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 22:03:00 GMT

Hey Joe, where you going with that 15 minutes of fame?

Yes, it's Joe Plumber, the family man of the hour in all of his video glory.

Here is his post debate interview:

If the above video isn't working blame the leftwing embedding codes of MSNBC and use this link to watch it.

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Elisabeth Hasselbeck Not Leaving The View

Karl Erikson — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 11:42:00 GMT

Rumors have been flying fast and furious about Elisabeth Hasselbeck leaving "The View." Supposedly, she was eyeing a host position at Fox News, where she has appeared several times in the last year. The only strongly conservative part of "The View," I worried about Elisabeth leaving. I actually enjoy those first 20 minutes of the show...in fact, I think the Hot Topics on "The View" is some of the best television out there, but that's only if they keep a diverse panel.

Well, no worries. The rumors are false. Elisabeth's agent said, "While Elisabeth has a great relationship with Fox News, there is absolutely no truth to the rumor that she is leaving 'The View.' Elisabeth is passionate in her beliefs and enjoys being a part of this dynamic group of women and engaging in daily conversations."

The publicity director for "The View" said: "Barbara Walters and Bill Geddie, executive producers of 'The View,' consider Elisabeth to be vital to the program."

Sure, it gets heated when they talk politics on the show, but that's what I love about it. I'd really hate to see Elisabeth leave. Glad to hear it's not true.

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Karl Erikson — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 12:32:00 GMT

Aw, Elisabeth Hasselbeck took her daughter to the 50th anniversary screening of Disney's Sleeping Beauty. 3-year-old Gracie loved it. And who wouldn't? It's the touching story of a woman being totally dependent on a man. Kind of like "Pretty Woman" but in cartoon form. Oh, and without the whoring. All of Sleeping Beauty's whoring was behind the cameras.

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Barack Obama on Bill O'Reilley

Karl Erikson — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 20:09:00 GMT

Say what you will about Bill O'Reilley. He's a blowhard, sure, but he never soft pedals on questions. And here is some great stuff. Barack Obama, 47-year-old Democratic candidate for President and father of two, does more than hold his own in this interview with O'Reilley on "The O'Reilley Factor." Check it out. He talks about Iraq, Iran, and Afghanistan and there's more interview to come this week.

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Michelle Malkin Terrorizes Rachael Ray

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 29 May 2008 00:50:00 GMT

I hate to give conservative gasbag idiot Michelle Malkin any more attention than she deserves, but this one takes the cake (or the glazed, whichever you prefer.) Malkin, who appears to have way too much time on her hands and spends her days watching online ads for donut shops, has cased Dunkin' Donuts to remove one of their ads featuring Rachael Ray because Malkin says it promotes terrorism.

In the ad, spokesperson Ray is wearing a scarf that Michelle Malkin says resembled a kiffiyeh, Middle Eastern garb that is "popularized by Yasser Arafat and a regular adornment of Muslim terrorists appearing in beheading and hostage-taking videos."

In the same column, Malkin also takes on actor Colin Farrell, rapper Kanye West and Democratic National Committee Chairman Howard Dean, saying they have been photographed in similar scarves that were "distinctive hate couture."

Let it be noted that Malkin is vehemently opposed to immigration, is for racial profiling and says the internment of Japanese Americans during World War II was a good thing.

Malkin might want to spend a little less time obsessing over accessories worn by rappers and spokespeople for fast food, and more time teaching her kids not to hate.

Hate couture, indeed. Michelle Malkin should know - she's swathed in it.

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Don't Forget to Vote!

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 23:25:00 GMT

This is absolutely not an endorsement for Barack Obama. Just wanted to share this lovely photo, and to remind you to get out and vote.

So, don't forget to vote for Barack Obama, or the candidate of your choice, today!

The opinions of this blogger do not necessarily reflect the views of FameCrawler, Babble, or my postman, who, coincidentally is voting for Barack Obama.

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John Gibson Says He's Sorry

Whit Honea — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 01:43:00 GMT

John "He Quit" Gibson has issued an apology for his crap. Do you buy it?

Dan Abrams' Take on Gibson

Whit Honea — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 20:31:00 GMT

I'm sorry to keep talking about this, but man, if there is one thing I hate it's hate. Yes, that's two wrongs, I'm okay with that.

Here is MSNBC host Dan Abrams' take. The guy is passionate. Good.

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Keith Olbermann Calls Gibson the Worst Person

Whit Honea — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 20:13:00 GMT

On Keith Olbermann's MSNBC program Countdown he has a daily feature in which he lists the worst people of the day. Guess who was number 1? That's right, FOX idiot in residence, John Gibson.

Watch Olbermann's take, spot on per usual.

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John Gibson is an Asshole: Anchor Mocks Ledger

Whit Honea — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 19:47:00 GMT

As if the inbred idiots weren't enough, the memory of Heath Ledger was openly mocked with disgusting apathy by FOX News anchor John Gibson. Gibson played the funeral march and clips of Heath Ledger's Brokeback Mountain that were uncalled for and not funny.

Here's the soundbite link. Look at the guy, he even has asshole hair. That coif is not natural. That's combed with hate, and possibly gel.

I expected more from FOX. I'm not sure why.

Thanks to Perez Hilton for the following contact information for FOX and Gibson. Someone needs to grab this guy and Imus his ass.

Please contact:

Mr. Mitch Davis
Vice President
Fox News Radio Network
1211 Avenue Of The Americas
18th Floor
New York, NY 10036-8701
Direct Phone: *212-301-5800
Outlet Fax: *212-301-5455
Outlet Phone: 212-301-3000
Email: mitch.davis@foxnews.com

Mr. Robert Finnerty
Senior Vice President
Fox News Radio Network
1211 Avenue Of The Americas
18th Floor
New York, NY 10036-8701
Direct Phone: *212-301-5800
Outlet Fax: *212-301-5455
Outlet Phone: 212-301-3000
Email: robert.finnerty@foxnews.com

Ms. Irena Briganti
Vice President of Public Relations
FOX News Channel
1211 Avenue Of The Americas
Lowr C1
New York, NY 10036
Direct Phone : *212-301-3608
Outlet Fax : *212-382-1411
Outlet Phone : 212-301-3000
Email: irena.briganti@foxnews.com
Contact by: E-mail

Ms. Suzanne Scott
Vice President, Programming
FOX News Channel
1211 Avenue Of The Americas
Lowr C1
New York, NY 10036
Direct Phone : *212-301-8558
Outlet Fax : *212-382-1411
Outlet Phone : 212-301-3000
Email: suzanne.scott@foxnews.com

foxnewsradio@foxnews.com
gibsonradio@foxnews.com

JOHN GIBSON
john.gibson@foxnews.com
212-301-3000

Barack Obama Wins Iowa Caucuses

sweatpantsmom — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 11:45:00 GMT

WOOHOO!! Senator Barack Obama won the Iowa caucuses Thursday night in his bid to be the first black president in American history. Obama is seen here celebrating with wife Michelle and daughters Malia, 8, and Sasha, 6.

The opinions of this blogger do not necessarily reflect the views of FameCrawler, Babble, or anyone standing in line behind me at Starbucks

We now return to your regularly scheduled Britney updates.

Britney Losing It Results in Losing Them

Whit Honea — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 01:01:00 GMT

FOX news is reporting that a ruling expected later today will deny Britney Spears any custody of her children, albeit on a temporary basis. Commissioner Gordon (really! freaking Commissioner Gordon, that rules!) will be placing the boys, Sean Preston and Jayden James in the full-custody of their father Kevin Federline. Christ, I never thought I would be writing that (until a few weeks ago that is).

The ruling is based on evidence entered over the weekend as well as, well everything. It's not like Britney's behavior hasn't been on view for months. If you are unfamiliar just pour yourself a drink, make yourself comfortable, and start scrolling down FameCrawler.

I want to feel sorry for her. I really do, but I'm having trouble doing so. She has had nothing but time and chances to get it together. I just hope she still can.

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Larry Birkhead: My Baby Momma Went to Heaven and All I Got Was This Killer Pad

BadKitty — Tue, 12 Jun 2007 14:06:00 GMT

Everyone was so afraid Larry Birkhead would fade away, quietly, into obscurity and we'd never get to see Dannilynn, the most wanted baby in the world, ever again.

Lucky for us, he brought her out for an interview on Fox New Channel with Greta Van Susteren that aired Monday night. Larry teared up, described feeling "mad, sad, glad" (anyone else thinking Dr. Seuss-style-book deal?) and closed with the shocker that maybe he "loved Anna too much."

The good news is that he has Dannielynn -- and that sweet house she inherited from Anna Nicole -- to console him. Greta was nice enough to post her photo essay of the interview with Larry, which gives you a feeling for the place. Seriously, check out that view! Look at the three decks! And a pool!

Yes, yes, I'm sure he loved Anna, and that he loves Dannielynn. I'm sure he'd trade the house in a second to have her back. But since he can't, a multi-million dollar piece of real estate... well, I'm just saying. Nice pad.

Photo credit: Fox News