FameCrawler : foxy brown

Spying on the Neighbors: 4-13-08

Whit Honea — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 22:49:00 GMT

Some guy in half a chicken suit just fell off the roof.

Nicole and Keith hit Tahiti! (Celebs and Bubs)

The strolling Maguires (Just Jared)

CHP treat Britney normal (TMZ)

Madonna blaims Guy's lack of sex on cookies (fametastic)

Travis Barker and the kids (Perez Hilton)

Heidi Klum and the family ballet (Celebrity Girls)

No pants for Posh (Gabby Babble)

Liev Scheiber and son Sasha jump in the ocean (Celebrity Baby Blog)

Release the Foxy (TeenHollywood)

Foxy Brown Isn't Pregnant, Just Crazy

Whit Honea — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 22:20:00 GMT

Oh Foxy, you sly, crazy, tease. Did you think pretending to be pregnant would get you a shorter jail-sentence? Well, I can't blame you for thinking that, but still, pretending to be pregnant is only acceptable in hopes of trapping a man, not fighting the law. I can't imagine the court will smile kindly on your charade.

TMZ is reporting that Foxy Brown's manager announced today, "And to the pregnancy rumors, this is the official statement: She is not pregnant."

Now, if she was pregnant and something happened, then of course that isn't a laughing matter. However, is this was some sort of wacky shenanigans, then I think a quick laugh is in order.

Ha.

Photo: Bossip

Foxy Brown Not Sly or Quick, Just Pregnant and Sentenced to 1 Year in Jail

Whit Honea — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 23:50:00 GMT

Foxy Brown has just been sentenced to one year in prison for violating her probation. This means that she will give birth in jail. Eat that Nicole Richie! She has been in a cell on Riker's Island for the past two weeks and will remain there for the rest of her sentence, barring an early release as celebrities are oft prone to receive.

The bad news for Brown, in addition to the above, is that even if she only served her time under NRM (Nicole Richie Math- divide 365 by 4, carry the one, factor in x= 82 minutes, and eat a pi) she was also indicted in today for bashing a woman's head with her BlackBerry (I'm just glad it wasn't an iPhone) She is also facing assault charges in Florida where she allegedly spat on and threw hair glue at an employee of a beauty salon. Judging by Foxy's hair I assume she was just walking by the store, apparently sniffing said glue (I'm just guessing).

Crazy gets around.

Photo: PW

Anything Nicole Can Do, Foxy Brown Can Do Better

Whit Honea — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 17:57:00 GMT

Remember just hours ago when we shared the news that Crazy Brown is with kit? Well, a lot can happen in the wee small hours of the morning. Foxy has been caged. Looks like she's beaten fellow preggo Nicole Richie to jail. Take that Nicole!

According to E! Online:

Manhattan Criminal Court Judge Melissa Jackson placed Brown in custody based on her arrest in Brooklyn this month for allegedly whacking a neighbor with her BlackBerry. This follows a string of transgressions, including failure to attend anger-management classes and leaving the jurisdiction without permission by going to Florida, where she wound up arrested for roughing up a beauty supply shop staffer and resisting an officer.

Man, she should change her name from Brown to Gold, because the fodder she's serving is golden. I'm so excited that she's pregnant. Now that Britney is all respectable we need a trainwreck to watch. Thanks Foxy!

Photo: Getty Images

Foxy "Fonzie" Brown Pregnant, Aaaaaayyyyyyy!

Whit Honea — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 14:02:00 GMT

Crazy like a Foxy Brown is pregnant. Celebs and Bubs reports that she was spotted pushing a shopping cart by Bed, Bath & Beyond, saying, "I'm getting married in September. I'm pregnant." There is no indication that she was talking to anyone in particular, or whether she was wearing her tinfoil hat.

On the way home she let her pet thumb stick his head out the window. He just loves the wind against his nail.

Photo: Celebs and Bubs