Jennifer Aniston Is Looking For A Few Good Sperm

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 15:05:00 GMT

Gentlemen, drop your trousers. If you're dating Jennifer Aniston you can skip the flowers, the romantic dinners and the sweet talk - just show up with a specimen in a cup. Aniston is reportedly on a mad quest for a baby daddy, which would explain her tearing through men lately faster than - well, a man.

OK! magazine is reporting that Aniston's latest pairings with Aaron Eckhart, Brian Bouma and Owen Wilson have really just been fact finding missions. But according to a friend of Jen's, the actress has reportedly narrowed it down to Bouman and Wilson. “Both men have some of Jen’s favorite qualities: Brian has the height and looks, while Owen can make her laugh. Either one would be a good choice for Jen.”

Hey Jen - don't make any hasty decisions. Remember you still have those eggs on ice.

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Ice Ice Baby: Jennifer Aniston Has Frozen Her Eggs

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 14:05:00 GMT

Her ex Brad Pitt may be off with Angelina Jolie and their five thousand children, but don't count Jennifer Aniston out of the baby race yet. According to the Star, the actress has had her eggs put on ice until ~~a suitable sperm donor~~ her one true love comes along.

Before putting her eggs in deep freeze Aniston had reportedly considered other options, including adoption. "Her friend Sheryl Crow turned her on to the idea of adopting, but in her heart Jen would like to have her own child. She just needs the right man — someone she can trust.”

Here's a thought: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' daughter Suri was rumored to have been conceived using the frozen sperm of Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard. Maybe if some of it got mixed with Jen's eggs, they'd produce a Thetan baby that couldn't stop humming the Friends theme.

[photo: MSNBC.com]

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