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Celine Dion: The Key To Good Style Is... Oh, Never Mind

HerBadMother — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 14:31:00 GMT

Seriously? Do I even really need to comment on this?

Because I don't care how old you are, how mom you are, how Vegas you are, how Canadian you are - there's no excuse for a garish key-print muu-muu. With sheer wrap and straw bag. For reals.

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Gwyneth Paltrow Stole My Prom Dress

HerBadMother — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:22:00 GMT

That's not my belt, though. I thought that wrap leather belts were totally fug even way back in the late eighties, when I thought - wrongly - that hot pink outfits were acceptable as an everyday fashion option.

Still, she looks pretty good. Even in strapless, which, you know, I woulnd't have thought she could carry off. So even though you would never use the acronym MILF to describe Gwynnie - becuase, really - you gotta admit that any woman who can wear hot pink strapless prom dressed with black leather wrap belts and co-ordinating accessories and not look like a complete idiot is doing not too badly.

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Victoria Beckham: WTF?

HerBadMother — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 14:02:00 GMT

Seriously. This is not a good look for her.

I mean, it's not like she's known for quiet restraint in matters of style, but this? Is fug. REALLY fug. Let me count the ways:

1) Tube dress on over-worked-out body = stick figure.

2) Poo-brown tube dress on overtanned over-worked-out body = orange stick figure bearing discomfiting resemblance to Mr. Hankey.

3) Squashed fake boobs = orange stick figure bearing discomfiting resemblance to Mr. Hankey, with suspicious bulges. Also, ewww.

4) Contrasting bangs = spray paint accident?

5) Contrasting bangs with strange little bow = spray paint accident involving sugared-up toddlers with crafts box.

And don't get me started on the visible bra straps.

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Linda Evangelista: Can As A Caftan Can

HerBadMother — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 17:31:00 GMT

God, it must be nice to be rich and gorgeous and spend winter holidays in St. Barts or Hawaii or whatever hot place is most inviting for rich, beautiful people these days. Still, being rich and beautiful and on holiday is no excuse for wearing a caftan.

Linda Evangelista, what were you thinking? I don't care if that caftan is Pucci, caftan's are fug. Even on former supermodels. Especially on former supermodels, if only because of the insult-to-nature factor.

Your kid is cute, though it's a bit odd that you co-ordinated his little diaper shorts to the blue in your caftan. That's just weird.

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Ugliest Outfit EVER

HerBadMother — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 00:16:00 GMT

Seriously, what's up with this? This is the second time that Debra Messing has turned up in public in a muu-muu, and both times in seriously fugly colors. This time, she's added whack headgear. It's like a truckload of burkas crashed into a Willy Wonka cotton candy delivery truck and ol' Deb spotted a bargain in the off-sales. FUG FUG FUG.

And it doesn't even look comfortable. Don't her legs get tangled up in that shit?