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How Tori Dealt With The Hair Down There During Pregnancy

Josh loposer — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 22:31:00 GMT

Though I haven't got a chance to read the literary gem that Tori Spelling's Mommywood promises to be ... it seems a lot more interesting now that I know that it includes Tori's tips for pubic hair grooming during pregnancy.

It's not a problem most people would probably ever think about, but yes, you're ability to groom the hair down there is apparently greatly affected by either a baby bump or a ginormous beer gut. As I see it, you've got three options: invent a belly-bridging shaver thing, just let things down there go au naturale, or enlist some help for a sympathetic friend. From Tori's book:

“I wasn’t prepared for losing sight of my lower region. I’d say, ‘Dean, how’s it looking down there? Do I need to shave?’ But of course I couldn’t shave. So Dean had to do it.”

Obviously, Tori chose option #3. Imagine if the couple's reality show on Oxygen had caught some of that conversation. Pure comedy gold.

I have to guess that this occurred during Tori's pregnancy with Liam, her two-year-old. You'll have to read the book to find out if she came up with a different solution the second time around with Stella.

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Funny, Pretty Girl Anna Faris Talks Marriage & Babies

trix — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 16:33:00 GMT

Anna Faris is getting married. She doesn't know when and she doesn't know how, but it will definitely be in the next nine months.

She says that her and fiance Chris Pratt, " Keep playing with different ideas, like maybe something really, really small, eloping, or a big wedding. We are all over the place, and I think it's making him crazy!"

The couple wants to have kids fairly soon, but has started with a puppy, just to get their feet wet.

Anna says that she hopes to be a very hands on mom, once she does have kids. She also hopes that she doesn't get lazy, because she loves being around kids.

So I guess that means she's off the market. Have you notice how much her fiance' looks like the new skinny Seth Rogen? Not really after a second look.

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Will Farrell's Land of the Lost

trix — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 15:31:00 GMT

Will Farrell is starring in Land of the Lost and here is a sneak preview of the preview.

I was at the La Brea Tarpits one of the days that Will Farrell was filming scenes to the movie.

Sadly, we did not catch even a glimpse of him, though not for lack of trying. I tried to see if he was around anywhere, maybe taking a break with his kids, taking in the sights, but no.

It's alright, my kids thought it was cool anyway.

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Madonna and Lourdes Talk It Out (Video)

Whit Honea — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 22:34:00 GMT

If there is one thing I love it's making fun of people. Luckily, I do it for a living. Life is good.

Still, I can't say I'm a fan of making fun of kids, no matter how crazy their parents are.

That being the case here is a video making fun of Madonna and her daughter Lourdes. I'm torn on this as the joke on Lourdes isn't her fault, but rather the result of grooming policies established by her mother.

On the other hand the role of Lourdes is obviously the hero in this video, so there's that.

I'm not sure who is playing Lourdes, or whether the actor is a young girl or a man. If I wasn't late for Happy Hour I'd look it up, but since people are just going to leave nasty comments regardless of how much effort I put into this post I'm going to run. $2 pints don't drink themselves.

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Hayek Finally Visits Letterman: Video

Whit Honea — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 14:26:00 GMT

The always lovely Salma Hayek was on David Letteman's "Late Show" on Tuesday night. It was the first time in two years that she visited the program- something that Dave pointed out a few times.

The two celebrities discussed their kids and the parenting life in detail. Watch the videos below and catch "The View" for more Salma!

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Amy Poehler Returns to SNL - Video

Whit Honea — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 22:57:00 GMT

Amy Poehler returned to Saturday Night Live just a month after she and husband ~~Justin Timberlake~~ Will Arnett welcomed little boy Archie.

It had been reported that Poehler was leaving the program, and she is. This coming week will be her last show.

Amy's first words were in the guise of Hillary Clinton and the statement worked for both the actress and the character, "You thought I was gone, didn't you!"

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Tina Fey's Scar Mystery Revealed

trix — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 22:32:00 GMT

Tina Fey is awesome. I know that there are plenty of men that worship the very ground she walks on and one of her most talked about features, her scar.

You know the one I'm talking about, the one she never talks about.

She talked or more accurately her husband talked about her scar in a Vanity Fair interview. He said, "It was in, like, the front yard of her house, and some body just came up, and she just thought somebody marked her with a pen."

Tina refuses to talk about it because, "It's impossible to talk about it without somehow seemingly exploiting it."

I bet her daughter wants to know all about it. She probably probably traces it every time Tina holds her close, and says mommy let me kiss your boo boo.

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What Did That Kid Say?

Whit Honea — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 16:03:00 GMT

You know when your kid says cute and funny stuff and you wish someone else had been around to hear it? It happens. Well, check out the latest feature at Babble! Just type in those great quotes, hit submit and share those words with the world- and read theirs while you're at it.

Aww, kids.

Share their words here.

Your Kid is a Genius

Whit Honea — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 15:33:00 GMT

It's common knowledge that your kid is the cutest and funniest child ever to grace this planet. Nobody is arguing that. Now is your chance to rub it in with the latest feature at Babble! Just type in your kid's quotes, hit submit and share your precious conversations with the world- and read theirs while you're at it.

Aww, kids. Especially yours.

Go here for the magic.

Kids Say Cute Stuff

Whit Honea — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 12:02:00 GMT

Obviously your kid is cute and funny. Why not share their talent with the world? Check out the latest feature at Babble! Just type in your quotes, hit submit and share your precious conversations with other Babble readers- and read theirs while you're at it.

Aww, kids.

Are you ready? Good, now go here for the magic.

Fey As Palin, Ferrell As Bush On SNL Weekend Update (Video)

trix — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 01:21:00 GMT

Tina Fey is back as Sarah Palin and Will Ferrell reprises his role as President Bush on tonight's SNL weekend update. The opening skit is a funny one, set as Governor Palin's first meeting with President Bush.

I'm almost going to be sad when the election is over, it's been fun to watch SNL and laugh again.

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Tina Fey "You Ignorant Slut"*

trix — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 20:06:00 GMT

Tina Fey, you should be ashamed of yourself. You have single handedly ruined Sarah Palin's reputation. What, with you copying her almost word for word, you have turned half of the nation against her.
In all seriousness though, Tina Fey's impersonation of Sarah Palin can have an influence on the voters perception of Sarah Palin and turn them away. It's called the "Tina Fey" effect.
I think it's interesting how much a pop culture show can sway the public, whatever the issue. Political scientist Jerald Podair told the New York Post: "Presidential impersonators do influence elections, and in this one, Tina Fey is well on her way to ruining Sarah Palin's political career. In a political culture that takes its cues from popular culture, a good impersonator may be worth a million votes."
Crazy, isn't it. She's so good at it though, we don't want her to stop.

* Remember when Saturday Night Live was good?

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Stephane Rousseau and Wife Expecting

Whit Honea — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 15:09:00 GMT

Funnyman Stephane Rousseau, of Canada, and his wife Maud St-Germain are expecting their first child early next year.

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Tina Fey Returning To SNL To Play Palin!?! Awesome!!

trix — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 16:29:00 GMT

Talks are said to be ongoing between SNL and Tina Fey for her to return to "SNL" to play Sarah Palin.

That would be too perfect.

I did say in a previous post that instead of looking like Angelina Jolie, that Sarah Palin more closely resembles Tina Fey.

Tina's return to "SNL" wouldn't be permanent but more like guest appearances to portray the Republican vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin. Lorne Michaels was asked about the possibility of Fey returning to play Palin, he said, "This Saturday or ever?" He did admit that, "we had something on Sarah Palin yesterday at read-through but with the Charlie Gibson interview tonight, things will change again… It's a sort of shifting target."

Ooh I hope it's true, it would be so hilar...

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Chris Rock Makes His Daughter Nervous

Whit Honea — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 20:29:00 GMT

Chris Rock's daughter Lola is always prepared. Look at her giving dad the eye. She knows it's only a matter of time, and she's ready.

What's up with the clothes for non-winners? A prison shirt and a Mets cap? Man, aim higher, Chris.

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The Rock and Steve Carell: The Other Side of the Man Kiss

Whit Honea — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 20:33:00 GMT

This picture of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and Steve Carell at Comic-Con was the only one I could find of them not kissing.

We already told you about Carell's take on their big screen smooch- he liked it.

Here's what the The Rock had to say:

"We thought what's the funniest, entertaining thing we could do at the end of the movie that would really make a good laugh and we came up with the kiss. But there's 300 crew members, they're all looking and laughing and joking. I just see Steve Carell's lips.

"So the bottom of a cat's paw - the soft supple part underneath - that's what Steve Carell's lips are like. But his tongue is like kitty cat litter. That's the physical experience."

Does this mean that Johnson has licked a cat or are we going strictly on texture? I've never tasted kitty cat litter, but I've had some pretty gnarly hangovers where I would have bet money that a cat had mistaken my mouth for the litter box. That's a taste thing, not texture.

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Let Me Tell You How to Get to Sesame Street

Whit Honea — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 22:03:00 GMT

Can you believe that "Sesame Street" is getting ready to start its 39th season? Crazy, right?

Well, it's true and this year promises to be the best yet because they're going to focus more on math!

I suppose that's a good thing, but that's not really why you're reading about "Sesame Street" on FameCrawler. No, we are in it for the celebrities.

In the upcoming season we'll see some of our favorite celebrity parents (and soon-to-be), as well as some other people that I'm too lazy to Google for parental status.

Here is a quick list of some of the stars you'll find singing, rhyming and arithmeticin' this season (starts August 11th): Will Arnett, Feist, Jessica Alba, David Beckham, Heidi Klum, Brian Williams, Neil Patrick Harris, Sandra Oh, Jack Black, Jenny McCarthy, Feijoo Sisters and Jason Taylor. Impressive, isn't it?

Also of note are some of the planned sketches that build upon popular culture: "30 Rocks," "Pre-School Musical" and "Are You Smarter Than an Egg Layer," all of which sound pretty darn funny and/or eductional.

Awesome.

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Britney's Sex Tape? I Knew It!

Sassy Smith — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 19:03:00 GMT

Oh Miss Britney Spears has been busy ya'll.

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Sure - I don't know if there's actually any sex in the tapes that Brit is threatening to release but there could be lots of juicy bits nonetheless!

Spears has reportedly kept a video diary of all her shenanigans from the past six months. Sources are saying that she rants about everything. Everything. She may be releasing the videos online or handing them over to MTV.

An insider says, "Britney's video diaries are the talk of the Tinseltown elite. Her high-profile friends and exes - including Justin - knew what she was up to but assumed she was filming herself as a form of therapy. If she does decide to go public with the footage, it'll be explosive. Although some of it is really sad to watch - especially the parts where she's close to breakdown - others are dynamite. Not surprising both JT and Kevin Federline are terrified the material will end up all over the net. Or, even worse, Britney will agree to another MTV documentary, and release some of the footage through official channels."

If this is true, and she does make the videos public - what kind of effect will it have on her sons? I'm sure it'll be hard enough being the children of Britney Spears in the best of situations, especially as older boys, but how will they deal with things if their mother airs all of her dirty laundry out in public?

And I said there was video - it's from the old days, you know when Britbrit was fun. Thanks to dlisted.com dude for digging it up and reminding us of good times, good times.

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Mike Myers Is Jessica Alba's Baby Daddy!

Sassy Smith — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 18:01:00 GMT

Hey he said it!

More pics of Jessica and her bump!

Funnyman Mike Myers and expectant mom were in Las Vegas on Tuesday promoting their new movie The Love Guru. Mike, always the comedian, poked fun at Jess saying she was "the mother of his child." Oh he kids!

Alba is really starting to pop and she looks great. The Love Guru opens June 20.

Here's one from the movie:

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Jimmy Kimmel Video: "I'm F*cking Ben Affleck!"

Sassy Smith — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 06:56:00 GMT

Oh revenge is good right? When Kimmel's girlfriend Sarah Silverman told the world she was f*cking Matt Damon, Jimmy wasn't just going to sit on his ass and do nothing! He's f*cking his own movie star - Ben Affleck. Hot! Special guest appearances by:

Brad Pitt, Harrison Ford, Cameron Diaz, Joan Jett, Macy Gray, Robin Williams, Don Cheadle, Pete Wentz, Perry Farrell, Benji and Joel Madden, Lance Bass, Huey Lewis, Josh Groban, McLovin and Meatloaf.

On to the good stuff - video after the jump! (not for kids)

Photo source: Huffington Post

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Whit Honea — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 18:12:00 GMT

Will Ferrell is a freaking genius. Yes, these are commercials for Old Spice, but they could just as easily be on SNL. Note to self, get Ferrell to advertise FameCrawler with next movie.

You have to link over, there are a lot of videos, but all of them are so much better than working.

Photo: Hollywood Reporter

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Sarah Silverman: I'm F**king Matt Damon

Sassy Smith — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 20:03:00 GMT

Ah, well Matt Damon is definately sexy - even PEOPLE magazine thinks so, and I can totally see why Sarah Silverman is f**king him. Damon is a hot dad... a DILF if you will.

Sarah presented her boyfriend Jimmy Kimmel with an awesome video for their 5 year anniversary together. If you like laughing, you will love this!

VIDEO AFTER THE JUMP (not for kids)

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Baby Mama Clip

Whit Honea — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 18:12:00 GMT

Man, this looks so much better than Mad Money.

Baby Mama starring Tina Fey and Amy Poelher will be out this spring. Here's a clip to pass the time:

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We Laugh At Tom Cruise Because We Are The AUTHORITIES. On Laughing.

HerBadMother — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 13:02:00 GMT

Because one Tom Cruise parody video is never enough, here's Craig Ferguson of the Late Late Show doing an hysterical spoof of the video that the Scientologists don't want you to see (I hope that you've been doing your Kegels):

Poor bugger is probably going to get hexed or whatever by tinfoil-beanie-wearing Cruise cultists-cum-Scientologists, but whatever. SO WORTH IT.

Laughing With/At Tom Cruise

Whit Honea — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:54:00 GMT

Remember those Tom Cruise Scientology videos that kept magically disappearing? Well, here's a spot-on parody of one starring Jerry O'Connell. Of course he's going to burn in a clam or on Venus or whatever it is that awaits those that mock the Cruise.

the parody video Tom Cruise WANTS you to see! on FunnyOrDie.com

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