FameCrawler : gallery of the absurd

Brad Pitt -SATC Lover?

trix — Wed, 13 May 2009 14:31:00 GMT

Is Brad Pitt going to appear in the SATC sequel? If Mario Cantone has his way, then yes.

Mario wants Brad to play his lover in the sequel of the hit Sex and The City. Do you think he'll do it?

I'm not sure if Brad would do it or not, but I do think it would be really funny.

Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox - Best Frienemies

Katie Holmes Tragedy

Kate Gosselin Bribed Jon to Stay

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Brad Pitt Steps Out on Angelina

trix — Fri, 08 May 2009 13:32:00 GMT

So what's with all the noise about Brad Pitt hanging out with Courteney Cox and David Arquette at the Chris Cornell show?

Have we really sunk so low in our rumor mongering that we can't even let the man go to a concert and hang out with friends at the show?

I'm sure it was all innocent fun and I bet they had a great time. The Wiltern in a nice venue for live music and hanging out with friends.

Do you think Angie is mad? Or maybe she knew and gave Brad permission before hand.

Christina Aguilera - Trouble At Home?

Long Island Agrees With The Jolie-Pitt Clan

Girl Fight - Jennifer and Jennifer Duking it Out

Jon & Kate - Jon Is Cheating -It's Been Confirmed - Photos

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Brad Makes A Pitt Stop

trix — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 13:32:00 GMT

The internet was all a buzz about Brad Pitt's flying lessons, but what they didn't tell you about was the stop he made prior to the airfield.

He stopped by the set of Salt, Angelina Jolie's new flick. If that is his computer bag, he might need a new one, it looks a little full.

I would be sad if the rumors of their relationship were true. They really are a pretty little family.

I wonder what they thought of the tabloid headlines while they were at the supermarket the other day. Do you think they picked any up to thumb through, and had a good laugh?

Angelina's Baby Bump - In Photos

Poor Katie Holmes

Heidi Klum is Pregnant

Octomom Adding to Her Brood?

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Which Daddy Got A New Toy Before Christmas?

trix — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 21:03:00 GMT

Which celebudaddy is riding around on a sweet new bike?

Oh, it's just Brad Pitt. He was spotted riding around New Orleans on his new ride.

I can't wait until he is done filming Inglorious Bastards. The mustache is driving me nuts, but then I'm not a big fan of facial hair. Side burns yes, mustache and beard no. It looks like it's short enough to remain a little course so he probably has to be careful not to leave mustache burns on his kid's delicate skin, especially that sensitive baby skin.

Ouch!

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Angelina Jolie Is Not In Control

trix — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 15:32:00 GMT

Holy Cow, for someone who doesn't usually comment on press stories, Larry Hatchet really rambled on and on when he addressed this story. He wanted to comment on the fact that Angelina Jolie does not have creative control at People magazine.

He really went off about how preposterous the idea of her having control is. He said, “I don’t normally address press stories about how we do our business here at People. But today’s New York Times pg. 1 story about Angelina Jolie requires a response. In the lede, the story strongly suggests that People, while negotiating for the twins pictures, had explicit conversations about our “editorial plan” and made ‘a promise’ that coverage would be positive.

“These sorts of stories have appeared in media gossip columns before. I have ignored them in the past as the unfortunate fallout of competition and sour grapes. But today’s story, in a much different venue, takes these rumors to a new level, so let me be absolutely clear: The suggestion that we have ever made any promise of positive coverage, or have submitted an editorial plan, is completely false. That I or anyone else would promise, on paper or verbally, to purposely slant coverage as condition for acquiring pictures, is insulting to all of us.

“Here’s what is true: Celebrities-and senators and business executives and athletes-are always trying to bend stories their way. We deal with that pressure every single day and engage in many conversations regarding all elements of coverage. Angelina Jolie is very candid about wanting attention for her charitable efforts, and we have covered many of them because we believe they are interesting stories. But in doing so, we have never relinquished editorial control. There have been occasions when her goals and our needs could not be reconciled, and we have walked away, as we have with countless other story subjects.

“In our coverage of both celebrities and everyday people, People certainly often celebrates their accomplishments and milestones. To say that our coverage of Angelina Jolie has not been admiring would be disingenuous. But the suggestion in today’s Times that this ‘positive’ coverage is codified and promised is totally bogus, and needs to be rejected.”

She would have to pay them so much money to keep all the stories positive. There are always so many rumors and negative press that they can capitalize on, why would they ever jeopardize that?

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Angelina and Brad Go Back Into Hiding

trix — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 13:11:00 GMT

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have battened down the hatches and are in for the long haul at their Berlin home. They have raised the fences and covered the gates to keep their privacy, while in residence. Don't worry, they will be okay. They have everything they need, a boat dock, a private chef and a helicopter for a quick getaway.
They are supposed to be there for several weeks while Brad films Inglorious Bastards. Don't they know it gets cold there in the winter? They are going to freeze their tootsies off.

This was taken before the walls went up.

Clint Eastwood Says Angelina Jolie is Hampered by Beauty

Did Angelina Jolie have A Tummy Tuck?

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Brad Pitt and George Clooney- Splitsville Population 2

trix — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 17:51:00 GMT

Did Brad Pitt and George Clooney break up?

Right now Brad and George are in competition for the role of Henry Higgins in the remake of My Fair Lady and George said, "For now we're both so angry we're not even in contact any more."

Someone said that Brad is trying to get Angelina the part of Eliza Doolittle, to play opposite his Henry Higgins.

Do you think they are really mad? Did they break up by text?

George Clooney is such a joker that I have trouble believing this. Someone probably asked him if he has seen Brad lately, like he's not busy with 6 kids, and he jokingly replied that they aren't on speaking terms, just to mess with us.

Guess Who Moved Here?

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Brad Pitt To Create His Own Country?

trix — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 16:32:00 GMT

Ah, that Brad Pitt is such a joker.

He recently joked that because he and Angelina Jolie travel so much that they should create their own country. They consider themselves citizens of the world. I consider myself jealous.

They will soon have enough children to populate their own country. I think that must be their plan. They are going to have children all over the world and adopt form every where else so that they can have, the whole world in their hands.

Do you remember what he was like before he had kids? Before he was with Angelina? I can't quite recall. It's a time he can't remember, nor does he want to.

Jennifer and Brad-Dinner for Two

Brad Pitt Evacuated- Blaze Next Door

Angelina & Brad Exchange Angry Text Messages

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Angelina & Brad Exchange Angry Text Messages

Sassy Smith — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 14:37:00 GMT

We haven't seen Angelina Jolie since she gave birth to twins in July, but her partner Brad Pitt has been busy promoting his films, traveling all around the world. It's been rumored that while at the Toronto Film Festival, Pitt met up with his ex-wife, actress Jennifer Aniston and that did not go over well with Angie.

According to Star Magazine, Jennifer turned to Brad when her relationship to John Mayer ended and that Brad was more than willing to comfort his ex.

Jen had called Pitt's mom, Jane and then spoke with Brad. At the time, Angelina didn't have a problem with that.

Now, it's being reported that Jolie was pissed at her partner for dining with Jennifer, while she's home with all six of their kids. Angie apparently sent Brad angry text messages while he was out with Jen. Jennifer, upset that she's once again pushed aside for Angelina, was quoted as saying, "I can't believe he did this to me again."

Listen, Angelina is breastfeeding TWINS, and chasing after 4 other kids, 7 and under. The woman doesn't have time to shower, let alone text message Brad with silliness. I'm calling a big pile of BS on this one. Wait - all celebrity gossip is true isn't it? I'm confused.

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Jennifer and Brad-Dinner for Two

Angelina & Brad "Together For Life"

Angelina Says Brad and Jen Can Be Friends

Brad Pitt Evacuated- Blaze Next Door

trix — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 12:27:00 GMT

Brad Pitt was very close to a fire in Toronto and had to be evacuated, and no it wasn't Angelina blowing up his phone with text messages.. Thankfully, no one was injured in the fire that started in a condo next door to the hotel he was staying in.

It was quite the drama , as Brad was leaving for the premiere on Sept. 5, a fire broke out at the condo complex next to the Park Hyatt, the hotel where Brad was staying, prompting authorities to evacuate the entire condo complex causing an evacuation of the entire condo complex next door. "It was total chaos, his security team immediately decided to evacuate Brad to avoid any possible threat. He was surrounded by eight security men and four policemen -- it was crazy. It was as if Brad was the president!"

We're relieved that Brad and all the residents of the condo are okay.

That said, The Burn After Reading is the title of the movie, it's not literal. We don't really have to burn after reading, that's just wasteful.

Angelina & Brad Exchange Angry Text Messages

Jennifer and Brad-Dinner for Two

Angelina Says Brad and Jen Can Be Friends

Angelina & Brad "Together For Life"

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Jennifer and Brad-Dinner for Two

trix — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 21:31:00 GMT

Brad and Jennifer met in Toronto for a business dinner.

Oh. My. Goodness. The world didn't end, Brad didn't leave Angelina and stay at Jen's side, realizing the "mistake" he made 3 years ago when they went their separate ways.

There has been so much speculation on what would happen if the pair met up, and it seems that Brad has gone back to Angelina and their family, and Jennifer has gone her own way. No big deal!

A source said that "she's already concerned about her break-up with John Mayer overshadowing her movie, so the last thing she wants is another ex in the picture. It's inconvenient having to duck and dive but more than anything she finds it embarrassing."

Well, now it's over, and we can all go back to what we were doing before the Toronto Film Festival started, and we were waiting with baited breath for something to happen.

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Angelina Jolie Isn't Ready For Salt Yet?

trix — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 18:06:00 GMT

Did Angelina Jolie steal her role in Edwin A. Salt from Tom Cruise too soon?

She may not be ready to go, when filming starts in February. The added work of the twins seems to have sapped her strength, and she may have to pull out of the project.

Will the role be heading back to Tom Cruise? The studio is reportedly going to shop around for another male star if Angie can't do it.

Does that kick the Brangelina/TomKat feud up a notch?

Family Feud - Brangelina Vs TomKat

Angelina Jolie's Problems Are Solved

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Britney's Gimmie More Video Leaked

Karen — Sun, 07 Oct 2007 00:29:00 GMT

Here it is folks, enjoy it while it lasts ~ YouTube will likely pull it soon. Truthfully, it's not much of an improvement on the VMA fiasco. It's got more editing than Michael Jackson's face. Yeah, I really said that.

Britney Inspired Art Show Is Full of Weird Crap

Karen — Sat, 29 Sep 2007 17:08:00 GMT

Would you buy it? (more after the jump)

By artist, 14 from Gallery of the Absurd, one of my fave celebrity mock sites. (I recognized it right away!)

And more:

What's the fascination with her, anyway? I have it, you have it, we all can't get enough of the trainwreck that is Britney Spears. But WHY?

The show itself also included Chris Crocker's print of him lying in his 'Britney Pool', which by the way, still makes me cringe. Ew.

FameCrawler : gallery of the absurd

Brad Pitt -SATC Lover?

Brad Pitt Steps Out on Angelina

Brad Pitt: I Made A Mess Of My Life

Christina Aguilera - Trouble At Home?

Girl Fight - Jennifer and Jennifer Duking it Out

Brad Makes A Pitt Stop

Which Daddy Got A New Toy Before Christmas?

Angelina Jolie Is Not In Control

Angelina and Brad Go Back Into Hiding

Where In The World Are The Jolie-Pitts Now?

Clint Eastwood Says Angelina Jolie is Hampered by Beauty

Did Angelina Jolie have A Tummy Tuck?

Brad Pitt and George Clooney- Splitsville Population 2

Guess Who Moved Here?

Brad Pitt To Create His Own Country?

Angelina & Brad Exchange Angry Text Messages

Angelina & Brad Exchange Angry Text Messages

Brad Pitt Evacuated- Blaze Next Door

Angelina & Brad Exchange Angry Text Messages

Jennifer and Brad-Dinner for Two

Angelina Jolie Isn't Ready For Salt Yet?

Katie Price/Jordan Competing With Angelina?

Family Feud - Brangelina Vs TomKat

Angelina Jolie's Problems Are Solved

Britney's Gimmie More Video Leaked

Britney Inspired Art Show Is Full of Weird Crap