FameCrawler : gene simmons

It's a KISS Baby Bump!

Karl Erikson — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 15:34:00 GMT

Can you believe rocker Paul Stanley is 56 years old? Geez, seems like just yesterday I was jamming out to KISS in the 70's, playing with the cardboard revolver in my "Revolver" album. Now Paul and wife Erin are expecting yet another baby.

Here's the expectant couple - baby bump on display - enjoying some coffee in Beverly Hills Thursday afternoon.

Paul said, "Erin and I are thrilled and can’t wait to meet our newest addition. We’ve been extremely blessed and we’re excited to see what the future holds. I often joke that I’ve traded the Viper Room for the diaper room, and it looks like my tour’s been extended!"

Paul and Erin live with their 2-year-old son Colin and Paul's 14-year-old son, Evan, from a previous marriage. I'm so let down knowing he lives in Beverly Hills. Such a non-rocker place to live.

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Sexy Superhero Parents: The Top 10

Whit Honea — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 23:16:00 GMT

Superheroes. We love them, we need them. Man, we sure could use some about now, couldn't we?

The Superhero movie has become pure gold lately, monetarily speaking, and some of Hollywood's biggest (and hottest) stars have been putting on the tights (or armor) for our viewing pleasure. Many of those stars are parents, hence this list on FameCrawler (not to mention the fact that I'm a big comic ~~geek~~ fan).

I know, all good parents are super or heroes or whatever, this isn't about that. This is about rocking the spandex (and box office).

Excelsior!

10. Tobey Maguire- Spiderman: Seabiscuit's own Tobey has starred as Peter Parker/Spiderman in all three of the films thus far in the series. There is talk that a fourth film will be released in a few years. Tobey is married to Jennifer Meyer and has a one-year-old daughter Ruby Sweetheart.

9. James Marsden- Cyclops: James played Cyclops in the X-Men trilogy. He was also in Superman, but not as the 'man of steel.' He was also the prince in Enchanted, which was actually quite good. He is married to Lisa Linde and they have two children, Jack (7) and Mary (turns 3 in August).

8. Eric Bana- Hulk: Eric played the Hulk's alter-ego Bruce Banner in the earlier Hulk film (the role played this summer by Ed Norton). He also starred shirtless with Brad Pitt in Troy. The Australian actor is married to Rebecca Gleeson and they have two children, Klaus (10) and Sophia (7).

7. Will Smith- Hancock: Will Smith has been in every movie ever made, and now he's a superhero. Smith is married to Jada Pinkett-Smith and has three children, Trey, Jaden and Willow.

6. Jennifer Garner/Ben Affleck- Elektra/Daredevil: Jennifer Garner should be ranked higher, but she's got that Affleck anchor attached to her. I only had room for 10 and since these two characters are so intertwined, both in the movie and real life, well, you get it. The couple have a daughter named Violet and might have one on deck.

5. Robert Downey, Jr.- Iron Man: Could there ever be a better Tony Stark? Reformed bad boy Robert Downey, Jr., finally matched his box office intake to his critical acclaim when he landed in the role he was born to play. Robert is married to Susan Levin and has a 16-year-old son, Indio, from a previous marriage.

4. Jessica Alba- Invisible Woman: Jessica Alba was anything but invisible in her role as the Fantastic Four's Susan Storm/Invisible Woman. She played the part twice. Alba is married to Cash Warren and they have a brand new daughter named Honor.

3. Halle Berry- Storm: Did you know that Academy Award winner Halle Berry was the runner-up in the 1986 Miss USA? It's true, ask Wikipedia. Berry played Storm in all of the X-Men movies. She recently had a baby, Nahla, with her boyfriend, model Gabriel Aubry.

2. Hugh Jackman- Wolverine: Yes, Hugh Jackman is super dad. The Broadway star has played the character of Logan/Wolverine in all of the X-Men films and will be the subject of the prequel, Wolverine, which is currently filming. Hugh is married to Deborra-Lee Furness and has two children, Oscar (8) and Ava (turns 3 tomorrow, Happy Birthday, Ava!).

1. Christian Bale- Batman: Who else could it be? Christian Bale is our winner. Congratulations, pretty boy. Bale is married to Sandra "Sibi" Blazic and together they have a daughter whose name has never been confirmed. Bale, like Batman, is a pretty private guy.

And there you go, a bunch of sexy superhero parents. Remember, if you want to learn (or see) more of these celebrities you're in the right spot. FameCrawler is all celebrity parents all the time.

Next week, supervillians!

Take us out, KISS:

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Gene Simmons & Prostitutes

Sassy Smith — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 14:03:00 GMT

Gene Simmons of Kiss fame, oh and of that nasty little sex video fame too, is going to shock us again. How? He's penned a tome called Ladies of The Night and it'll offer his readers a "historical insight into the world's oldest profession." That's not all though - Simmons' will spin his point of view from a very personal perspective. Oh I just bet he will. *Shudder*

Gene said: They [prostitutes] make a very good living doing what biology dictates, which is they charge for their companionship." Um, okay.

This will be the rockstar's third book and it's slated to be released later this year.

Can't wait!

*I'm not implying that the women in the photo are prostitutes. I'm sure they're lovely young ~~porn chicks~~ ladies.*

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Whit Honea — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 21:20:00 GMT

Porn Star Sticks Up (No Pun Intended) For Gene Simmons

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 23:50:00 GMT

Porn star Taylor Wane is coming (no pun intended) to the defense of porn star Gene Simmons. (Did I just call Gene Simmons a porn star? I'm sorry, I meant philandering sleazebag.) Wane, who has worked with Simmons for years, was interviewed today and says her naked buddy would never consent to being filmed while having sex.

"I honestly don't think it's Gene's style to let the world see his d*ck and to see him f*ck this horrid slut. I'm calling her that because it is outrageous to film someone without his or her consent and then try to prosper by the release of such a tape. Hideous!"

Right on, Kettle! Keep calling that pot black.

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Whit Honea — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 23:32:00 GMT

Is that Gene Simmons?

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Gene Simmons Sex Tape Is REAL

HerBadMother — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 23:13:00 GMT

Just in case anyone had any doubt, even Gene Simmons' lawyers are admitting it: that is, indeed, big Gene working his little genie in that sex-vid that's causing such a sensation on the Internet.

According to the cease-and-desist letters that are being sent to anyone who has dared post the video on the internet, the guy with the penis in the video is, in fact, Gene, and he has not given permission for this particular sex-performance to be broadcast (webcast, whatevs):

“The video in question was surreptitiously filmed without Mr. Simmons’ knowledge by a woman named Traci Anna Koval. To the the extent that Ms. Koval ever claimed to have any interest in the video, which is both disputed and inconceivable, given its surreptitious filming, such rights were acquired by our client Allied Industry in 2003, pursuant to a written assignment and release agreement in which Ms. Koval assigned all of her interest in the video to Allied Industry, including the copyright, represented and warranted that no additional copies would be exploited or distributed and expressly consented to injunctive relief.”

So there you have it. The video was filmed surreptitiously, without Mr. Simmons' knowledge. Which means, yes, that he was there, but just didn't know, at the time, that he was being filmed. Once he did know, he acquired rights over copy and distribution. Translation: HIS TAPE, in all manners of speaking.

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Karen — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 03:21:00 GMT

If you haven't seen the Gene Simmons sex tape, please ensure your stomach is empty and your eyes are closed. I mean really.

Even the model he was collapsing upon turned her head when his giant freak head was coming at her to smooch. Gaggerific. How do I know this? Oh I watched it. Through my fingers and squinty eyes, I swallowed my gag reflex several times in order to serve you, the people. You're welcome.

Anyway, ol' Gene has issued a statement on his website:

"Hi everyone. You may have heard or seen garbage that has sprung up from my past. Rest assured the proper legal team is looking at all ramifications and options.

"And us? Shannon, Nick and Soph are happy and healthy. All is well.

"And thank you all for the kind words of support."

Your past Gene? As in a few months ago? If this chick was much further back in the timeline, I'm pretty sure you'd be the one looking straight into the barrel of a legal team.

Kind words? Uh, Gene? You haven't been reading blogs, obviously. We're all sufficiently grossed out. Even my best friends who had a Foreigner song play at their wedding are going to get divorced and re-married just so they can lose the now tainted memory of their first dance. The only "support" I can offer is for you to buy your sad ass a Bowflex and maybe try this funny food called salad, because you are not going to burn more than 3 calories having sex like that. Dead people burn more calories. The sad thing is, you can't lose weight from that fat head of yours.

Dude. Be like Better Midler. She's best seen "From a Distance." Oh and there's that whole thing about her never having a camera on her while she's being a slave to a wang. I'm pretty sure your poor grissle missle is embarrassed for you.

Genesseret.com: Is Gene Simmons' Sex Tape a Tool of the Devil?

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 00:15:00 GMT

So Gene Simmons has a sex tape. Stomach churning, yes. Surprising? No. It's getting a whole lot of hits for 'Genessecret.com' which is where Simmons' tape can be viewed.

But here's something interesting: The number one search term on Google is 'Geneseret.com" which takes you to a Christian website that mentions the word 'Jesus' at least fifty times on its home page.

Is Gene trying to covertly lead us to salvation by using the tools of the devil (and from what I've heard about the tape, his tool is pretty evil.)

Actually, I think that 'Genesseret's' popularity came from millions of people who were misspelling 'Genessecret.com.'

A perfect example of what happens when all the blood rushes to your penis.

Gene Simmons Sex Tape

Gene Simmons Sex Tape

Whit Honea — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 17:21:00 GMT

If Gene Simmons of KISS fame knows one thing it's sex. He was recently filmed having some of what he knows with a young Aussie hottie named Elsa. In case you were wondering Elsa is not his companion, former playmate Shannon Tweed, you know, the mother of his children. No, she is somebody different. Not the companion.

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that Shannon has entertained the notion of Gene sleeping around before, hell, she's probably been in the room a few times.

This is Gene Simmons people.

BTW, I was going to put up some pictures from the tape, but even censored it was kind of gross. If you want to see the tongue in NSFW action click here, pervert.

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Photo: Strutter

Britney Spears Is A Thief?

Sassy Smith — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 16:04:00 GMT

According to eye witnesses at the X-rated Hustler Store in West Hollywood, our favourite poptart, Britney Spears, was seen shopping at 1am. That's not all though!

She reportedly wanted to try on naughty panties in a fitting room, however, the store employees told the trainwreck, "they don't allow people to try on underwear." A source at the shop said, "She was really upset and looked out of it. There was nothing going on behind her eyes." Probably because her babies sucked the life outta them since, they're, you know, possessed (According to Brit).

What would most of us gals do in that situation? Hells bells, we'd just strip off in front of other customers and try those dang panties on ya'll! That's exactly what Spears did. As onlookers watched, Brit began trying on underwear in the middle of the store. Apparently she tried on a pair of boyshorts that had "Barely Legal" stitched across the ass. Um, she's what, 25 or 26? I think Barely Legal just doesn't apply in this situation.

Another eyewitness said, “The employees kept saying ‘Don’t change out here!’ She’s just like, ‘Well, I couldn’t take them in the fitting room!’ It was like dealing with a child. The staff told her she had to pay, and she rolled her eyes, but paid with a credit card.”

To top off her shopping spree, and to show she's mature, she walked up to a mannequin and grabbed the wig off of the head and stole it. Well, she does need some new hair desperately.

Photosource: INFDaily

Gene Simmons: I've Had Sex With 4600 Women

Sassy Smith — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 21:04:00 GMT

Gene Simmons, of Kiss rockstar fame and star of his own reality show, Gene Simmons Family Jewels, has said in an interview with a Canadian web magazine that he thinks women should be given the power to rule. This from a man who also claims he's slept with 4600 women. And by "slept" I mean had sex with.

"I believe that every single country by dictum should be ruled by women but just at the high end,” Simmons told Dose.ca. He said that men should be in charge of “pragmatic, everyday things [because] you women refuse to roll up your sleeves and build skyscrapers and pour concrete and pour the roads that we all drive on because your nails will break. That's why the ant colonies have it right: there's a queen and the rest are all male workers." Um, hate to burst your bubble there Genie, the ant workers are female. Only the drones are male. Duh. So as usual, we're doing it all anyway.

"[My life] is not normal," Simmons said. "What I do and have done for decades is stick my prodigious oral member out ... hump my guitar and spit blood. And Shannon was, if you judge the book by the cover, the playmate of the year, on the cover of Playboy many, many times, and we've never been married. How is that normal?" Fascinating stuff isn't it? For more on this, the interview with Simmons airs on MTV tonight. Don't ask me what show or what time, I lost interest after the first sentence. Ha!

Photo source: TomGreen.com

Famecrawler's Top Ten Turkeys: Who's Comin' To Dinner?

Sassy Smith — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 20:03:00 GMT

Happy Thanksgiving to all of our American friends and readers! Thanksgiving just wouldn't be Thanksgiving if we didn't share some awesome recipes of some of our most "famous turkeys". Read on for the top ten list:

# 1-Britney Spears (ya, that's about the only # 1 on any list that she's getting). Britney's famous recipe is "Sweet Cheeto pie". You get some Cheetos and make a pie. That's about it. Britney likes to keep things real simple. Gobble gobble.

# 2-Heather Mills. Her recipe is called Cup'o Crazy Bitch with Nuts on top. I hear it's quite hearty and filling. She also recommends rat's milk as a complimentary drink with the meal.

# 3-Victoria Beckham. Apple and Implant Cider. Nothin' says a ~~Dee~~ cup like a warm mug of cinnamon flavoured apple drink.

# 4-Nicole Richie. The Simple Stuffed Green Peppers recipe. Free "cutesy" dog urinal with every meal.

# 5. David Hasselhoff. Cranberry and Sloppy Burger Sauce. Make sure you're drunk and being videotaped by your child to experience the full flavour and aroma. Bottoms up.

# 6. Alec Baldwin. Plumpkin pie. Mix with 2 parts pumpkin, one part pie and don't forget a dash of "thoughtless little pig."

# 7. Kevin Federline. White Trash Puff Balls. 'Nuff said.

# 8. Eddie Murphy. Pumpkin and I'm Not Your Father Bread. Best to make babies with this recipe and then deny your paternity and diss your baby. Goes well with Alec Baldwin's Plumpkin pie.

# 9. Pamela Anderson. No Bake, Lotsa Fake Turkey Cake. Quite an easy recipe-Just combine two boobs (works best if they're outrageously fake), orange tanner and bleach. Mix well.

#10.Chris Crocker. Transberry Nutswirls. Make sure you LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE while baking this.

Your mouth is watering right? Saliva pooling in your mouth because these recipes all sound so tempting? I knew it! Don't say I'm not generous. Happy Thanksgiving ya'll.

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No Threat Of Miscarriage For JLo!

Sassy Smith — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 12:02:00 GMT

Jennifer Lopez has a clean bill of health, despite reports that she was in possible danger of miscarrying her unborn baby.

Rumor had it, Jennifer was rushed to the hospital because she had found traces of blood in her urine and then her doctors had supposedly put her on immediate rest and would stop touring. Apparently she's A-Okay and so is baby Marco (possible name), which is great news! Oh I soooo hope baby looks like his mama.

JLo's spokesperson says, "Despite erroneous reports of Jennifer Lopez having difficulties with her pregnancy, we are happy to confirm she is very healthy and continuing with her schedule as planned." Keep on rockin' it Ms. Lopez!

Photo source: Hollyscoop

Things Destined to Die: Britney Spears Buys a Goldfish

Whit Honea — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 17:42:00 GMT

Britney Spears and some guy named Sam Lufti went to Petco along with her pet rat and about a gazillion paparazzi. Apparently she bought some pet supplies and annoyed all the little people with the ruckus that is her unwanted entourage. I can hear the dogs barking from here.

Spears was reported to have purchased a goldfish. I bet the thing was flushed hours ago.

Source/Photo: Gossip Girls

Gene Simmons Tells His Kids to Get a Job

Whit Honea — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 15:06:00 GMT

I doubt you could find a bigger KISS fan than me during the 70's (very late 70's, thank you) and 80's. I was a bit obsessed. It still makes me uncomfortable to talk about it.

Gene Simmons (the guy with the tongue), the business man behind the band, has his hands in everything and anything nowadays. You can buy KISS condoms and caskets. Hell, my wife bought me some KISS cologne, and you know, I get compliments all the time- usually from people with real big bangs, but still, I'll take it. And those are just the C's. You can buy KISS merchandise from every letter in the alphabet, some numbers too.

Bottom line, the guy is loaded. Guess who won't be getting their grubby little hands on that money. No, not carnies. His kids. He wants his kids to go out and get a job. He believes they shouldn't get by on Daddy's dough, but build their own empire(s).

"The point is, there’s gonna be a yearly allowance so that their rent and their food and all that stuffs gonna be taken care of, but if you want riches, you should do that yourself - you should never thank your parents, ‘I was born into money.’ ‘Well, that’s nice, but what have you done lately?’

"Because I don’t them to say, ‘Thanks, dad, for making me rich.’ No, you wanna be able to stand on your own two feet and say, ‘I did that.’”

What the hell kind of logic is he using here? "Their rent and their food and all that stuff" will be covered? Why do they need jobs? For beer money, or is that covered under food? Man, I wish my dad taught me lessons like that.

And you know this shit ruled!

Photo (Top): Celebrity Smack

Photo (Bottom): That's the freakin' Destroyer album cover!

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