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Future Mother Of George Clooney's Children Skanks It Up

HerBadMother — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 15:29:00 GMT

I was all stoked about the fact that George Clooney was reportedly talkin' 'bout havin' babies with current girlfriend and latter-day Cinderella figure Sarah Larson. I mean, such an awesome story: humble but gorgeous waitress charms megatastically gorgeous bachelor movie star and makes megatastically gorgeous babies! A little counter-feminist, but still. Good story.

But all good stories have a dark side, and this one's seems to be sweet Sarah's grotty party history, which appears to feature an inordinate number of lap dances. Star Magazine got its grubby, gossipy hands on some pictures of Sarah slutting it up in Vegas last year, and has found some sources that are saying that Sarah's past work as a "model" was a little less of the Kate Moss variety of modelling and more along the lines of the Katie Price model.

A friend said, "She's even been described as having a successful runway and print modeling career. But until recently, her modeling career consisted mostly of being paid by promoters for clubs, magazines and radio stations to attend special events in sexy outfits and party with her wild girlfriends!"

Which, nice, but haven't we all (*cough*) done some things in our party pasts that we wouldn't necessarily want our children to know about? Granted, her past is just, like, a year ago, and the possible father of her future children is maybe a little more sensitive to bad press, but still. It's not like she slept with the Governor of New York.

George Clooney's Going To Be A Daddy...

George Clooney: Soon To Be The World's Most Desirable DILF?

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George Clooney's Going To Be A Daddy...

HerBadMother — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 13:01:00 GMT

... God-Daddy, that is (deek! sorry.)

Apparently the Divine Mr. Clooney has agreed to be godfather to Nicole Kidman's baby. Which, lucky baby. I mean, really. Can you imagine a more ~~yumtastic~~ cooler godfather?

This is all just according to 'a source', of course, who says "Nicole asked George to be her baby’s godfather and he said ‘yes’. They are great friends and she can think of no one more perfect for the job.”

I'm inclined to believe the story. I want to believe it, anyway. Think of all the delicious pictures of George snuggling a baby in one arm while he shakes a martini with the other. AWESOME.

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George Clooney: Soon To Be The World's Most Desirable DILF?

George Clooney Thinks Angelina Jolie Has Gas

George Clooney: Soon To Be The World's Most Desirable DILF?

HerBadMother — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 18:23:00 GMT

George Clooney, apparently, has been talkin' baaaaabies. With his girlfriend. A lot. She wants a baby, and he - according to 'sources' - wants to give her what she wants.

Which, you know, would make me jealous were it not for the fact that a Clooney baby would probably out-gorgeous and out-glamour any mere Jolie-Pitt spawn by, like, miles. A Clooney baby would probably be born in an evening gown or tuxedo and master full-tilt suave-ness by it's first birthday. It might even smoke a cigar. I totally want to see that.

Also? George Clooney with a baby in his arms?

(*head explodes*)

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