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Hey Y'all Britney Looks Fresh & Pretty!

Sassy Smith — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 15:11:00 GMT

Britney Spears just keeps getting better and better! The former popstar spent a quiet July 4th with pals on a private boat in Marina Del Ray. She looked fresh and pretty in her white sundress (and what looks like a brightly colored bikini underneath). Even her hair didn't look bad - now that's somethin'!

More pics after the jump!

Hopefully Britster keeps climbing to the top and continues to get well for the sake of her sons. I wonder if Britney saw her new, sorta secret boyfriend?

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OMG Y'all - Britney's Upskirt

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OMG! Britney Has A Boyfriend - You'll Never Guess!

Sassy Smith — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 18:05:00 GMT

Britney Spears' crazy train has been pretty tame lately - her daddy stepped in and took control, and basically got his daughter back on track. She's working to put her career in order, get healthy - both physically and mentally - and is striving to get her boys back on a more full-time basis. Now, comes word that Brit has a man in her life - someone, who we thought was loooong gone from the picture. Oh, but think again! Who's all up in Britney's grill?

Brit is still with Adnan Ghalib?! According to TMZ sources, Adnan has been given permission, over the last few months, to get into The Summit, the gated community where Spears lives. They've also been texting back and forth, often complaining that Jamie Spears is too "controlling" and that he's been trying to put an end to the relationship. Um, didn't he make a sex tape with Brit without her consent? Ya.

But daddy's job is to control Brit's assets as conservator, not be able to control who she sees. The doctors, however, who have been treating Britney have told Jamie that it would not be in her best interest for her to be seeing Adnan. Uh, ya think?

So, if she's still with Adnan, does that mean those pregnancy rumors are true? Oh let the speculating begin (not that I do that).

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Britney Spears Dines With Her Non-Pregnant Sibling

sweatpantsmom — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:05:00 GMT

You gotta feel for Bryan Spears, Britney's big brother. Talk about getting lost in the shuffle - the poor guy probably feels like he needs to have a breakdown, or get a 16-year-old pregnant just to get some attention from parents Lynne and Jamie.

Britney and her bro were spotted dining out at Brentwood eatery Peppone last week. I wonder if Britney's sons Sean and Jayden ever get to see Uncle Bryan. He doesn't look like a creepy old uncle, the one who smells like salami and gin and asks you to pull his finger.

Speaking of creepy guys that smell like salami and gin, whatever happened to Sam Lutfi?

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Britney's Baby Bump!

Sassy Smith — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 13:05:00 GMT

Either Britney Spears is really pregnant with Adnan's baby or she's just had waaay too many bags of Cheetos - you decide!

Britney's bump photos after the jump!

Brit's man, ~~skeezeball~~ Adnan Ghalib is telling anyone who will listen that she's carrying his spawn. Judging by these photos, it's a possibility. Or perhaps now that Starbucks has re-opened, Spears is suckin' back the frapps like there's no tomorrow.

And hey, all you haters, I'm not calling Britney fat, just bloated. And by bloated, I mean fat. I guess we'll see what she pops out in about 6 1/2 months.

Photo source:Dlisted.com,pagesix.com

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"Britney, You're Going To Die"

HerBadMother — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 15:36:00 GMT

Apparently, Jamie Spears has been working the tough love hard with daughter Britney these days. Getting the conservatorship, for starters, but also, apparently, telling Miss Britney straight-out that she's "going to die" if she doesn't get her shit sorted out, pronto.

I gotta say, I've been sort of impressed with Britney's parents these past days. She was long overdue for someone to just ground her already, and her parents did exactly that. When your kid is becoming a hazard to herself, you gotta just do what you gotta do to put a stop to it. So, getting a conservatorship - which gives the elder Spears's the power to control and limit Britney's activities - was really the best thing that they could have done. And I'm all on board with scare tactics. When my toddler makes tracks towards the oven, I tell her that if she TOUCHES THAT it will BURN HER and it will HURT. Similarly, if I had an adult child who was careening towards disaster through drug use and bad management and poor relationship choices, I would certainly say tell her that if she continues to SLEEP WITH THAT CREEP and SUPPORT HIM FINANCIALLY and also SUPPORT THAT OTHER EXPLOITATIVE CREEP WHO'S BEEN SLIPPING HER DRUGS and continue to ABUSE STARBUCKS FRAPPUCCINOS then it will KILL HER and SHE WILL DIE.

Or something like that. 'Cause that's just good parenting.

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BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears Did Not Win a Grammy

sweatpantsmom — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 14:05:00 GMT

Shocking, but Britney Spears didn't win a Grammy. That hurt, because I felt Gimme More was one of the most compelling, complex, well-crafted songs of the decade. Then again, I really like root canals, too.

Britney didn't seem to care one way or another; when asked by photographers if she was planning on attending last night's awards, she screamed, "Kiss my ass!" I thought that was Adnan's job.

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Britney's Boob Job

HerBadMother — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 03:30:00 GMT

Well, we all suspected it, didn't we?

Turns out that Britney has had a boob job - but that she undid that boob job when it didn't turn out quite how she expected.

Although she did have a breast enlargement in 1999, a source says that she immediately regretted it:

“[Britney] regretted the implants almost immediately, particularly because her chest was still growing.”

“And when her natural breasts became larger, she had the implants removed.”

“When other girls did their boobs [they admitted it] and moved on, but Britney was brought up to lie about herself.”

Whatever. Turns out that her boob size is the least of her concerns.

Mystery Court Hearing For Britney

HerBadMother — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 19:31:00 GMT

There's some secret emergency court-wrangling going on about Britney Spears, waaaay behind closed doors.

According to Associated Press, the court commissioner who placed Britney Spears under conservatorship held a closed-door hearing on an unspecified emergency motion Thursday:

It happened a day after the troubled pop star was suddenly released from a psychiatric hospital and ended up being pursued through the city by paparazzi.

The motion was brought before Superior Court Commissioner Reva Goetz by the singer's father, James Spears, and lawyer Andrew Wallet, who is part of the conservatorship, court spokesman Allan Parachini said.

Parachini said that the motion was unopposed but that he could release no details.

"Everything about this matter is sealed," Parachini said after the hearing.

I wonder what's going on - more restraining orders? Are they tightening up the conservatorship, to keep Britney under closer control?

Stay tuned...

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Britney's Life At Risk

HerBadMother — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 13:50:00 GMT

Britney's parents have released a statement saying that they believe that her release from hospital yesterday has put her life in grave danger.

Stating that she is an "adult child in the throes of a mental health crisis" whose "life is presently at risk," her parents said that they were dismayed to learn that their daughter had been discharged from the University of California-Los Angeles Medical Center Wednesday over the recommendation of her psychiatrist, according to CNN.

They said the hospital could "best care for her and keep her safe."

"We are deeply concerned about her safety and vulnerability and we believe her life is presently at risk," the statement added.

"There are conservatorship orders in place created to protect our daughter that are being blatantly disregarded. We ask only that the court's orders be enforced so that a tragedy may be averted."

It's not clear what, exactly, they understand the threat to be, but after yesterday's paparazzi-clusterf*ck, in which hordes of slavering photogs swarmed Britney on her journey home from the hospital, it's possible that they fear some kind of accident. That, or the whole Sam Lutfi-druggy-kidnap thing, which is deeply alarming in itself. Or the whole Britney-mentally-unstable thing. Anything could happen. I really can't blame them for their fears.

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Sassy Smith — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 22:17:00 GMT

Britney Spears has been released from the psych ward at UCLA! According to TMZ this is how it happened:

Britney did not pose the legal danger to herself or to others, such that they could continue to hold her against her will.

As a result, she was released today and we're told she's already back home.

The conservatorship is still in place. Sources connected with the case say they anticipated that UCLA would probably release her before the 14-day extension because she became cooperative and relatively stable.

We're told the goal with Brit's mom and dad was to establish the conservatorship while she was hospitalized so she would return home to a controlled environment rather than the chaos that consumed her life.

I'm thinking what you're thinking: WTF? I don't see anything good happening with Spears being released before the additional 14 day stay was up. Look out y'all, Brit's on the loose!

Photo source: The Superficial

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Grandpa Spears Talks Jamie Lynn And His Fondness of Guns

Sassy Smith — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 13:04:00 GMT

Spears' family members seem to be coming out of the woodwork to give their two cents worth on the family dynamic.

According to June Spears, paternal grandfather of Brit and Jamie Lynn, their mother Lynne is not coping well with the pending birth of Jamie Lynn's baby. Grandpa says that Mama Spears is in "denial" about her teenage daughter's pregnancy. Well Ms. Spears burying your head in the sand isn't going to make it go away.

The 77-year-old said to the New York Daily News: "Lynne keeps Jamie-Lynn hidden. Lynne is in denial about the pregnancy. She thinks it's just going to to away, but it's not. It's going to get bigger and bigger." Yup, and so is Jamie Lynne's baby bump!

The old timer also mentioned that he doesn't drink and has a fondness for firearms, keeping a gun under the seat in his truck. Asked if he'd ever shot any reporters, he replied: "Maybe I have, maybe I haven't." Ah okay?

The whole Spears clan seems ~~a bit nutters~~ stable!

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Sassy Smith — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 23:06:00 GMT

Oops she did it again? Did Britney Spears make a homemade sex tape? And if yes, is that sex tape in the hands of a thief?

Reportedly there was a break-in sometime on Friday at Britney's home. Her parents said that "several personal items" were taken - that they'd noticed missing items when they arrived to their daughter's house after she was admitted to UCLA Medical Center psych ward.

The "alleged" tape supposedly shows Spears having sex (not sure with whom) and also shows her taking drugs (not sure what type of drugs).

An insider was quoted: "This is the last thing Britney needs. She's on the edge. All her secrets could be revealed. Some of the things that may have been taken are dynamite. It doesn't bear thinking about . They could have anything - all her secrets could be out."

Geez haven't we seen Brit air out her dirty laundry in public already? Would a sex tape honestly be that thrilling? There were rumors last year that Spears and now ex husband Kevin Federline had "starred" in their own sex video but those reports were denied. Then, yet another sex tape allegation surfaced - this one featuring a bald-headed Britney performing certain "acts" with a man and 2 women and it was apparently leaked online. However, it's not been proven either way.

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Sassy Smith — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 21:06:00 GMT

Britney Spears used to be worth ALOT - now, not so much. In 2007, Spears was listed in Forbes mag as one of THE richest women in entertainment and her net worth was estimated at $100 million.

Howard Grossman, her business manager was tight lipped as to the size and condition of her estate, but it was revealed in court that Spears is ONLY worth $40 million now. Um, only $40 million smackeroos? Gosh, how sad for Brit. How will she ever get through life on FORTY MILLION DOLLARS? I wish I had that problem.

Brit's new lawyer told Pagesix.com that Spears has filed a $17 million IRS tax audit involving Jive Records, in an effort to get money back that had been paid by the label.

Also at issue in the hearing, which continues now, are 15 businesses in Britney's name. Each one of them covers a specific part of her empire, from publishing and touring to her fragrance and other merchandise.

Sure, if someone - Britney's label or any other money grubbing party/person took funds from Spears that they weren't entitled to, that certainly isn't right but the chick still has about $40 million, so I don't think she's going to be living in a cardboard box on Main Street anytime soon. I want to add 'because she's living in a padded room right now,' but that's mean, so I won't say that. Excuse me while I polish my halo.

Photo source: The Superficial

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Britney P*ssed At Daddy Spears

Sassy Smith — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 01:23:00 GMT

Britney Spears is not happy with her daddy, Jamie Spears. Brit wanted to take back control of her estate after her father was awarded conservatorship last Friday. Spears was contesting the decision, however as of today, her dad will remain as conservator until February 14.

From TMZ:

Britbrit's new lawyer, Andrew Streisand, had requested that her bank and business manager be given the conservatorship, as having estranged dad Jamie in charge was causing his client additional distress.

The poptart is still in hospital. Will the craziness for this chick ever end?

Photo source: The Superficial

What Do Britney Spears & "Dr. Alex Karev" From Grey's Anatomy Have In Common?

Sassy Smith — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 22:01:00 GMT

Grey's Anatomy "Dr. Alex Karev" - played by actor Justin Chambers has something in common with Britney Spears. Wanna take a stab at what it is? Let me tell you....

Both are at UCLA in the psych ward. No kidding. Chambers, a married dad with five children, voluntarily checked himself in. His rep said of the actor: "he's exhausted and suffers from a sleeping disorder. He went in voluntarily to get some help."

The 37-year-old is married to Keisha Chambers and their kids are: Isabella, 11, twins Maya and Kaila, 9, Eva, 6, and Jackson, 5. Sheesh, no wonder the man can't sleep - he's got a football team of kids! Hopefully he gets some well needed rest and hey, if he gets hungry, maybe Sam Lutfi will bring him some In-N-Out.

Dude, becareful, Britney might be in the next room. Is that mean? Whatever.

Oh and just a little FYI, Justin is on the Victoria's Secret 'What is Sexy' list, which, sure I suppose he is sexy. Although, *ahem*, I had no idea who the guy was. Apparently I'm one of two people who do not watch Grey's Anatomy.

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Britney Likes Porn and Showing Her Boobs

Sassy Smith — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 15:02:00 GMT

Britney flashes her boobs again! And buys porn? I know what you're wondering... is there video of any of this? Yes! I can feel your ~~wanting to vomit~~ excitement. I aim to please.

VIDEOS AFTER THE JUMP (One is NSFW -unless you work in a porn shop)

Spears went to the Millennium Dance Studio - to um, show off her breast/dance? Either way, there's some boobage flashed. It's fast, but the video slows down and replays, you know, so you get a second chance to be ill. She's also wearing those stupid, dirty, ratty, filled with holes fishnets - Brit, come on, splurge a bit girlfriend and buy some decent tights. Geez.

The night doesn't end there though! Like I said, I aim to please - not that I personally shot these videos but you get my drift. Britbrit, after doing a strenuous workout of sliding up and down a pole for 5 minutes, whipping down her bodysuit, doing a couple of twirls and then eating a bag of Cheetos (I'm guessing), wanted to look at/buy some porn. The poptart visited the Hustler Hollywood sex shop on Sunset Blvd. She walked around, giggled, let her little dog lick her mouth, giggled some more, sort of danced in the aisles, browsed the magazine section - a thrill a minute. I'm not a hundred percent sure if she actually purchased anything - we can just assume she did. Why can't she buy her porn items from the internet and get them shipped to her home wrapped in brown paper like the rest of us? Not that I do that. Just sayin'.

Photo source: The Superficial

Sam Lutfi: Britney Is Suffering From "Mental Illness"

Sassy Smith — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 17:32:00 GMT

Today, Sam Lutfi - Britney's friend/manager/hanger-on/whatever called into The View and spoke with Barbara Walters and of course he only had good things to say about Brit. Well duh, he's on her payroll!

VIDEO LINK AFTER THE JUMP

Sam said that Britney, he believes is suffering from some kind of "mental illness," and that it's "treatable," that she experiences mood swings and that she is seeing a psychiatrist (not sure I really believe that). He also said that Spears is in contact with her mother Lynne Spears, and that Lynne supports her daughter in all that she's going through.

Lutfi mentioned that Britney wasn't sleeping much, however, she is having a better time now getting rest. Barbara Walters said that according to Sam, Britster is not seeing her "boyfriend" anymore, who I'm assuming Sam meant Adnan.

Walters had asked Lutfi if she could talk about this conversation on the air, and he said yes.

See? Mostly good news reported to Barbara Walters from Sam Lutfi. Gotta be true right? Right!

Video HERE

Photo source: The Superficial

Adnan Ghalib's Two Million Dollar Deal - Britney's Screwed

Sassy Smith — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:05:00 GMT

You know it's true love when your "boyfriend" is willing to cash in your private moments together. Britney's boyfriend Adnan is trying to sell intimate video's of her to the highest bidder.

Ghalib has apparently made six video diaries of Brit and he's only asking $ 2 million. Reportedly the clips show the poptart blubbering and crying and talking about her recent breakdown.

An insider has claimed to have seen a few of the videos and said, "It's like something out of a horror movie. Britney spends the whole time ranting, raving and weeping. It's not entertainment.

"Adnan is just determined to wring as much out of Britney as possible before their relationship burns out.

"But these videos are a step too far. They're sinister and disturbing and show Britney at her very lowest."

From Showbizspy:

Clip one apparently shows the 26-year-old mother of two sitting on her bed wearing a nightie. She talks about herself in the third person and rambles about her childhood. She’s heard saying:

“When Britney was a child, she had to work really hard. When she was 13 years old, she won all the beauty pageants.”

The second clip shows the singer wrapped in a white bath towel, again perched on the edge of the bed. Talking to thin air, mumbling: “Britney has an angel looking out for her, don’t you, angel?”

And, according to Britain’s News of The World newspaper, clip 3 shows Britney talking to Adnan, who’s holding the camera, and calling him by his pet name Bubba.

She smiles: “I’m really happy. Bubba’s here for me now. It’s all good.”

Married Ghalib, 35, is still withholding clips 4 and 5, but clip 6, which was reportedly filmed last week, shows Britney crying hysterically after a night out.

With mascara running down her face, she wails: “Britney wants to live. I’m not crazy. I miss the kids and I did love Kevin.”

The source added: “Adnan’s sunk lower than ever. He’s proved himself to be a manipulative rat by making these tapes and he’s convinced they’re worth at least £1 million ($2m).”

Did Britney not realize Adnan was taping her? Was she that out of it that she didn't notice that fact? Or is she so blinded by this slimeball, that she thinks he was just making "home movies" for the couple to watch and reminisce later on? Honestly, how can anyone be that despicable? Sure we all watch the videos of Britney out in public - but they're just that, public. These were done in her most private moments and she's obviously sick, so how can Adnan take such advantage of her?

Photo source: The Superficial

Britney Isn't British - She's Spanish!

Sassy Smith — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 20:04:00 GMT

British Britney might be a thing of the past - she's now talking in a Spanish sounding accent (I say 'sounding' because, um, she's not very good at whatever accent she's trying to do) while out and about on the weekend. Oh, and yes, there's even video.

VIDEO AFTER THE JUMP

Her "boyfriend" Adnan was asked on ET the other night what the deal was with the fake British accent and his response to Brit doing that was, basically it's a normal thing to do. He compared someone talking in a fake accent to someone changing their black sunglasses to white sunglasses. I know what you're thinking: WHAT THE HELL? Makes no sense to me either.

Enjoy the video, and by enjoy, I mean you can't get those 70 seconds of your life back.

Photo source: The Superficial

Britney Is A "Ruthless Little Thing" and A Druggie

Sassy Smith — Sat, 26 Jan 2008 19:02:00 GMT

Britney's uncle William Spears says she is. The elder Spears told Britain's The Sun newspaper that Brit went "buck-wild" when she turned 18 and for her birthday, she decided to snort some cocaine.

“She has tried just about everything - cocaine, crystal meth, ecstasy."

“I’m not just a family friend or someone who claims to know them. I was there every day, working with them. I have seen all the terrible things happen.”

Uncle William lives in a camper van near Kentwood, Louisiana, Britney's hometown. He says he saw Brit gettin' her drink on at a party for TV's Mickey Mouse Club.

“The kids were definitely drinking that night. While the adults talked, they were somewhere else, up to no good," he told The Sun.

“They had a bottle of gin and slipped away to the bathroom to drink it. I saw them going.”

He also claims that Britney started smoking marijuana at 14 and "it got worse when she got famous and she found out that people would do what she wanted them to".

“She is a ruthless little thing, make no mistake. Nobody controls her. She bosses everyone around her." I can totally see that!

William, is no stranger to drugs - he's fought his own addictions and says he's even taken drugs with his niece.

“I know she did cocaine on her 18th birthday - I was there," he said.

“We were at a party in an apartment and I spotted her doing a line just before I did one. We smoked pot together too.”

“The drugs and the alcohol helped her cope with the pressure - helped her to escape from reality.

“We thought maybe getting married and having kids would help her settle down but it was quite the opposite.”

“Britney is in an unstable state of mind now and there is nothing anyone can do about it. He continues, "She is not listening to anybody."

“She has fired all the people around her who cared because she simply doesn’t want people to tell her to stop doing the things she is doing.

“If people think she has reached the bottom, they are very wrong. Suicide is the bottom line for Britney.”

That's pretty powerful stuff if it's true. Even if only part of it's true, it's scary. Brit needs to get herself some help!

Photo source: The Superficial

Britney's Man: Male Enhancement Test Subject

Sassy Smith — Sat, 26 Jan 2008 12:02:00 GMT

Nothing spells 'romance' like 'male enhancement' test products. And that's probably why Britney is so hot for Adnan! Reportedly Mr. Ghalib is on a test panel for SexHealthReview.com. Yes, a site that tests and/or reviews those said male enhancement products. As in length and girth? Stamina? Performance? All of the above?

I guess this means that Adnan is well "enhanced?" Dang y'all! His profile reads:

"I work in 'the' industry in Los Angeles and I know many of my friends use these products. Thought this would be an interesting opportunity to reveal the truth to many men worldwide."

Sexy stuff! Adnan experiments with his junk trunk and Brit reaps the benefits. She sure knows how to pick 'em!

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This is the Oddest Britney Spears Story Ever

sweatpantsmom — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 20:35:00 GMT

Have you told your children not to talk to strangers? Might want to add, "Do not talk to Britney Spears" onto that. The confused/bipolar/sometimes-British popstar showed up at a Beverly Hills elementary school claiming that she was there to pick up someone else's kids. According to an eyewitness, the "scantily clad" Spears parked her car outside school just before 3pm dismissal and passed the time smoking cigarettes and talking to herself while she waited for school to let out.

The witness, who approached Spears to see if she was okay, said she appeared rambling and confused. “She said, ‘I’m here to pick up my kids.’ But then she changed her story and said, ‘They aren’t my kids; I have a new attorney, and I came to pick them up for her.’”

Adds the witness, “All I could think was, Who in their right mind would let her pick up their kids?”

As news of the popstar's presence spread, some of the kids were "freaked out" and adults quickly directed Spears to a back entrance. After the mystery children never materialized, Brit got in her car to leave but not before making one more bizarre move. She told the female eyewitness, "You’re so nice. You should give me your number. I don’t have very many friends."

This is the saddest story I've read about Spears in a long time. Is anyone going to get this girl some help? After all, she started off stealing cigarette lighters, then moved on to husbands – could stealing kids be far behind?

Britney: Did Y'all F**kin' See That?!

Sassy Smith — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 14:07:00 GMT

Britney, ever the classy woman, has a wonderful reaction to the motorcyclist who sideswiped her Mercedes on Tuesday evening. Britser is back with her boyfriend/pap Adnan and of course they were out mindlessly driving around when they were "hit."

FUN VIDEO FOLLOWING THE JUMP (Contains bad language and a crazy Britney)

It's fantastic to see Spears back to her usual self - unbalanced and slightly insane. Oh, and apparently she's back to being from Louisiana as there's no indication of her shitty fake British accent.

Enjoy!

Photo source: The Superficial

Adnan Ghalib's Wife: "Britney Will Marry Adnan Over My Dead Body!"

Sassy Smith — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:04:00 GMT

Adnan's estranged wife Azlynn Berry is adamant that Adnan will NOT marry Britney because SHE FORBIDS IT. Good luck with that.

Berry has been hiding out at her parents' home in Los Angeles because the paparazzi wants a "piece of her." Like my Britney pun? Adnan's wife vows to make it very difficult for him to wed Britney should their marriage end. She will initiate a divorce battle. Berry said to Access Hollywood: "The only way he'll marry her is over my dead body. We were living together as man and wife when he started romancing Britney. I believed he was purely working and he was trying to win her confidence for a photoshoot."

Azlynn tossed Adnan out of their home when she found out about his infidelity with Spears. She continued: "It's been reported that ours was a marriage of convenience to help him get his green card but that's simply not true. He's broken my heart and I haven't stopped crying for two weeks. But he's living on the same fantasy planet as her if they think they'll be walking down the aisle any time soon."

Look out Britney and Adnan - nothing like a woman scorned!

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It Must Be "Love": Britney and Adnan Are Back Together

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 15:05:00 GMT

I guess it's true what they say, "The heart knows what it knows." Either that or Adnan came crawling back because he ran out of quarters for the PacMan machine. Adnan, whose wife just filed for separation, and British girlfriend Britney Spears were spotted Tuesday night in Malibu leaving eatery Taverna Tony's hand-in-hand. They hopped into Britney's white Mercedes and made out as they sped off down Pacific Coast Highway. Wait - is this a real story or an excerpt from a Harlequin Romance?

The lovely couple then continued their date at a Pinkberry, and then reportedly spent Tuesday night holed up in a suite at the Regency Beverly Wilshire Hotel in Beverly Hills.

What God has joined together let no man put asunder!