FameCrawler : girl on girl

Jenna Jameson Is Having Twins!!!

trix — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 11:32:00 GMT

Jenna Jameson and her boyfriend Tito Ortiz announced in August that she is pregnant with their first child.

Now they announced that they are expecting twins.

"They're having twins, Jenna and Tito just found out. They are beyond thrilled!" a friend gushed.

Jenna retired from acting on film, but she is still head of Club Jenna which makes her oodles and oodles of money. At least she and Tito will be able to afford the new, much bigger house they just bought.

She and Tito are in a monogamous relationship and have been since they met in 2006 on MySpace.

What's with all the celebrities having twins this year? If you have an answer let me know.

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Jenna Jameson Bares Her Pregnant Belly (Photos)

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Megan Fox in a Bikini!

Whit Honea — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 13:08:00 GMT

Megan Fox is perhaps the most aptly named woman in America. Seriously, how could she be named anything but Megan?

Here are some tasty tidbits on the lovely Fox, apparently, according to GQ, when she was a teenager she had a lustful girl crush on a Russian stripper named Nikita- hey, who didn't?

Megan basically stalked the dancer, bearing gifts and getting lap dances, which sounds like something I went through when I was in my early 20's (see also mid and late 20's). Which reminds me, I think that restraining order may have expired!

Megan insists that she isn't a lesbian, not that there is anything wrong with that, but admits, "I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes. I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl — Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She's mesmerizing. And lately I've been obsessed with Jenna Jameson, but ... oh boy."

Indeed.

Nowadays Megan is as good as married to Brian Austin Green, or as I like to call him "BAG." The two are a regular Ozzie and Harriet which makes Fox the pseudo stepmom to Ricky Nelson, played by Kassius Lijah.

There were other images in the issue of GQ besides the one I just painted. There were actual photos of Megan Fox doing what Megan Fox does best, and here they are:

You're welcome.

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Madonna's French Kiss: Madge Gone Wild

Whit Honea — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:06:00 GMT

Madonna kissed one of her female dancers during a recent show in Paris. Yes, it was a 'French kiss,' when in Rome and all that.

To be honest, I can't say that I give a crap, but the AP has decided to run with it so I'll play along.

Is this sending a mixed message to Madonna's children, her husband, or the adoption board(s)? Should she act her age and not her cup size?

By the way, this is the kind of stuff Madonna's family does while she dry humps the guitar player. Different worlds, Madge, different worlds.

Photo: AP Photo/Jacques Brinon

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Catfight! Catfight! Victoria Beckham and Katie Holmes?

Whit Honea — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:09:00 GMT

Apparently Katie Holmes is mad as hell and she's not going to take it anymore. Likewise for Victoria Beckham. The former BFF's are feuding over some important stuff, namely fashion and hair. It could get ugly. It could also get hot, and not because I find either one of them attractive, but because as any boy scout can tell you, when you rub two twigs together you get fire. I'm afraid that someone may get burned.

Word on the proverbial street is that the hubbub is due to Victoria scoring the cover of Vogue, something that Katie thought she would/should have.

According to a source, she is "envious that Victoria scored the more prestigious magazine. Katie feels that she deserved it more.”

Katie then went on to knock Posh's ink: “When Victoria advised her to get some tattoos like hers, Katie hit the roof, saying, ‘Tattoos are trashy. I wouldn’t be caught dead with one.”

“Victoria said, ‘How dare she attack my tattoos? I know more about fashion than she’ll ever know. I have my own line! I’ve told her what to wear and what not to - she used to dress like a schoolgirl. Then she even tried to copy my hair. Now she doesn’t think she needs me.’”

See? UGLY. I'm not sure who I'd take in this fight. Sure, Posh is packing some WMD's in her blouse and must be tough since she's all tattooed, but Katie has years of pent-up frustration and Cruise crazy in her smiling little head. If that cracks, man, the Xenu will hit the fan. However, Katie is soft from spending all of her time, well, some of her time, with her little doll Suri, whereas Victoria has 3 boys and a straight husband. She's used to the rough stuff, even at 90lbs soaking wet.

I feel a poll coming on.

Photo: Gossip Girls

Sharon Stone Wants Some Girl On Girl Action?

Sassy Smith — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 18:03:00 GMT

Sharon Stone wants to become a lesbian reportedly. Um, okay? Apparently the 49-year-old actress is sick of men who "act like women" and says she would prefer to be romanced by a "masculine" lady. Again, um, okay?

Sharon who played the bisexual killer in Basic Instinct says, "Everybody is bisexual to an extent. Now men act like women and it is difficult to have a relationship because I like men in that old-fashioned way. I like masculinity and, in truth, only women do that now." Where in hell is she meeting people?

Stone continues, "If you go on a date with a woman they call and say, 'I'm going to pick you up at seven.' They take you somewhere great and you can dress like a chick." She also says that she is a big fan of "lesbian sports." Lesbian sports? I must have been hiding under a rock because I've no clue what she's talking about.

Sharon has lots to say: "I like fishing and golf. I like the boring sports. I also like baseball. I just like a lot of the lesbian sports, I have to say. I'm a little heavy on the loafers - it's true, if you think about it. I can hit an 80-mile-an-hour hardball." Good Lord, is she on drugs?

She keeps on babblin',"We shot a ménage à trois scene [referring to the making of Basic Instinct] and the girl was really beautiful and hot, this amazing French actress and the ratings board made us take it out. I guess it was too hot." And I guess I'm speechless.

Good luck Sharon with finding a masculine dude who's a girl who likes boring lesbian sports? I dunno, I'm confused.

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Paul McCartney Hopes Heather Mills Kills Herself

Sassy Smith — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 20:05:00 GMT

I think the b*tch is crazy too, but that's a bit nasty isn't? Reportedly, Paul McCartney is on tape saying to his daughter Stella McCartney, "If we turn up the pressure on Heather, with a bit of luck she will top herself and then we won't have to pay her a penny."

A source added, "When Heather found out what was said on the tape, she was very distressed. It was such a terrible thing to say, whether it was meant or not. Heather was very shocked and hurt and has discussed the tape several times with her sister Fiona."

"She knows that she and Stella never saw eye to eye but she never expected anything like this. Her legal team feel that if the tape is genuine it is one of the most damning things Paul has ever said."

Now, we've heard from Mills in the past, that she has recordings of Paul saying nasty things, however, who would have recorded this conversation between Sir Paul and Stella? And, in my opinion, why doesn't McCartney just pay the crazy lady? He's worth, what, 800 gazillion dollars, so why not, just give the let's drink rat's milk woman, some cash, shut her up and be done with it? Wouldn't it be worth it? Get her outta your hair? Think about it Paul, think about it.

I just hope they're both thinking of their small daughter, Beatrice.

The battling ex's divorce case is set for February at the High Court in London.

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VIDEO Shocker: Mel B. Acts Like a Stripper, Enrages Parents

Karen — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 19:02:00 GMT

Scary Spice Mel B. went overboard at the December 15th London concert by gyrating all over a male concert-goer. Scary thrusted her head between the legs of the man, shocking young fans and upsetting parents.

One Mom was enraged: "It was disgusting. There were lots of children in the audience so something this sexual was totally inappropriate. She looked more like a stripper than a singer,” the mum told the newspaper.

Here she is in Vancouver, doing the same number -- you be the judge:

Personally, if I had a daughter, I wouldn't take her to the concert. Not just because the Spice Girls are acting ~~like total try-hard sex workers~~ this way, but because I really don't think they are at all talented and never have been a fan.

Spice Girl on Girl Action

Whit Honea — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 23:54:00 GMT

Today has been Spice Girl (and boy) day here at FameCrawler. I'm glad everyone got the memo.

Don't worry, I saved the best for last. Mel C., aka Sporty Spice, has admitted something that most of us have been thinking for a long time (sometimes twice a day!). The Spice Girls have all kissed each other on the mouth! Like they do in France!

Says Sporty, "I have never kissed a girl in a sexual way apart from jokingly with the Spice Girls. A few of them have swapped kisses. But that's as far as it went, as far as I know - when I was in the room anyway"

She knows something. Those crazy Spices. No wonder Becks joined the band. He's got an ab for each of them.

Here's the rest of the Spice if you missed it:

Ginger's Boobs

Baby's Foot

Another Spice Girl Movie?

David Beckham is a Spice Boy

Posh Loves Winehouse

David and Victoria go to the Strip Club

I know, some were from yesterday. Whatever.

Photo: Expo Say

Britney Spears & Paris Hilton-Lesbian Kiss?

Sassy Smith — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 18:03:00 GMT

Wow, I can hardly keep up! So much to talk about and so little time. Britney Spears, aka Trainwreck Extraordinaire, apparently has a tape of Paris Hilton kissing some chick. Or she knows who has a tape? Or she's inventing one? I don't know. It's all so confusing.

Spears sent Hilton a letter (she can write?) warning her that she has an x-rated tape of Paris and she will release it to "the internet" if she, Paris doesn't start treating her friends better. I can only imagine this letter - probably written on construction paper with Cheeto skid marks. "Hey ya'll Paris, ya betta start treatin' me betta or I'll leak this tape to the internets. I'm Britney bitch."

This tape, supposedly shows Paris locking lips with one of Britney's female friends. Doesn't Britney know that Paris all ready has a sex tape out there with Pamela Anderson's new hubby, Rick Salomon? Hello? One Night In Paris? More skank behavior from Hilton seems, I don't know, boring really. Yawn.

A source said: "Britney and her pals wrote to Paris and told her they are hearing rumours of a new sex-tape scandal." The note ended with Britney and her friends telling Paris they look forward to hearing back from her.

I thought Paris and Brit would be BFF's! They apparently had a falling out at Brit's birthday bash.

A source revealed to Britain's Daily Star newspaper: "It's obvious Britney and her bratty pals are being silly. Paris laughed when she got the letter, supposedly from Britney and said it was 'c**p.' " I think that's code for CRAP.

Photo source: mipmupblogs.com, Evilbeetgossip

Britney Spears Lusting After Kim Kardashian?

Sassy Smith — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 11:02:00 GMT

Nothing surprises me anymore about Britney Spears. Now, she apparently wants to get it on with Kim Kardashian?

During a tell all game with some friends, Brit was asked which celeb she'd most like to have sex with and she reportedly said, "I really love Kim's butt, skin and hair. Kim is a real woman. She is a real horny beast." Ah huh.

Kim herself, caused some commotion when her homemade sex tape with former boyfriend Ray-J was released. Maybe Britney should just approach Kim and ask her if she'd be interested in making another homemade sex tape. Wink wink.

Spears has also said she lusts after such celebs as Carmen Electra and Halle Berry, while Brad Pitt and George Clooney are on her list for sexy men. Oh, don't forget, her # 1 hot to trot item, her Cheetos.

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