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J.K. Rowling Gives Britney, Lindsay and Paris A Run For Their Nipple Slipping Money

BadKitty — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 15:11:00 GMT

J.K. Rowling is totally my idol. Not only can she buy and sell all those tramps in Hollywood, she can throw down in a boob-off.

Seen here slipping her girls out at some kiddie event in LA, the mother of three is looking pretty damn good. I mean, the white, lightly-padded -for-better-nipple coverage isn't the sexiest thing I've ever seen, but as Heather points out, she is rocking the Helen Mirren cleavage. Plus it's not like she's wearing a dingy gray nursing bra. Also, do we detect a little Mummylift action?

Meh, she can afford it. Good for her. But maybe Dita Von Teese can take her lingerie shopping. Because seriously, she can afford it.

Source: Go Fug Yourself

Julianne Moore's Beautiful Family and Their Ugly Shoes

BadKitty — Sun, 16 Sep 2007 19:27:00 GMT

Julianne Moore has a gorgeous family, admittedly dressed down for normality on a hot summer day, but still, such skin on those kids! Unfortunately when your eyes travel down (A Scrolldown Fug, as the Fug Girls would say) you are burnt by their collection of seriously hideous shoes.

Let's start out with the pink Crocs on Liv. In isolation they could be okay because she is a kid and they match the wheels of her scooter. Dad, Bart Freundlich, is wearing mandels that make him look like he has giant, flat, hairy hobbit feet, but at least he's not wearing socks with them.

Moving right along, the dog is fine, Julianne has those Birkenstocks that are only okay for pregnant women, and her son Caleb has clearly stolen Ronald McDonald's alternate pair of giant clown shoes.

This family is crying out for help. Someone call Stacy and Clint from What Not To Wear!

Source: Celebs and Bubs

Maternity Wear Mistake of the Week: Constance Zimmer

BadKitty — Sun, 19 Aug 2007 22:11:00 GMT

Shoot. This is Constance Zimmer, a pretty girl in an interesting way, and she is wearing her sassy bangs, not the other way around. She's on Boston Legal, a very watchable trainwreck of a show starring the most fabulous male scenery-chewer in showbiz (no, not Alec Baldwin, although he's good, very, very good) William Shatner, plus his overacting acolyte James Spader. Plus Candace Bergen! Good company for Connie.

In addition to the recommendation of her professional network, she seems smart and offers a little variety in a world of identical blondes who use the same plastic surgeon. These are all in her plus column. But if she weren't doing The Pose, we'd never know she was pregnant, so I have to comment on this dress. I would really like this pattern on something...maybe notecards or a messenger bag. It's just confusing as maternity wear. I even went over to Go Fug Yourself to see if Jessica or Heather explored this oddity. They haven't...yet.

I'm sorry, Connie. I like your ring, and you seem very cool, if that helps. Just maybe explore some different looks during this special time in your life.

Source: Celebrity Moms

Don't Let Them Breed! Kate Moss and That Crazy Junkie

BadKitty — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 16:33:00 GMT

Jessica over at Go Fug Yourself posted this picture of Kate Moss and Pete FilthyHighSlurringMusician Doherty at the muddy delight that is the Glastonbury Festival. I totally agree with Jessica that Kate's fairy dust makes PVC high-heeled chaps look practical and desirable. Even in the mud. Standing next to that creature.

Still, I must reel us in from this fashion fantasy island to issue a public service plea. Good people! Find, kidnap and forcibly sterilize both of them. Do it tonight. They're clearly too f***'d up to fight back or remember anything, including the procedure, so don't worry about that. Worry about them somehow fumbling through the act and Kate getting pregnant again. Check out these pictures of Kate with her daughter Lila Grace, from last April. Kate: high as...well, high as Pete. Lila Grace? OLD. Waaay old, beyond her years. Sad old.

Babyshambles is more than the name of Pete's band, it's a promise. And a threat!

Photo credit: Go Fug Yourself

C'mon, it's Katie Price. We're Lucky She's Not Sitting on His Face.

BadKitty — Thu, 14 Jun 2007 14:32:00 GMT

Yeesh. The lap is bad enough. I hope she put some saran wrap or a piece of newspaper down before she sat on Peter André. Oil stains -- from streaky spray tan stuff, what did you think I meant? -- are so hard to get out of shiny cheap suit fabric.

For those of you who are unfamiliar with Miss Katie Price (aka "Everyone"), I heartily recommend her wikipedia entry. She's fascinating! Details include:

Sex: uh, see above. Titillation: her cat fight with clone Jodie, well documented by the brilliant ladies at Go Fug Yourself. Tragedy: a son was born blind and she had finger cancer. Politics: she ran for office on a free boob jobs platform. True Love: Well, ahem, several gentlemen, but most recently Peter André (apparently he sings), whom she met on "I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here!" She was even in the 2005 Eurovision Song Contest, where she appeared heavily pregnant in a skintight pink jump suit. And that's just skimming the surface! Who knew she had so much depth?

One thing's for sure. These two are no competition for the gene pool of Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubrey. And they can forget the college fund. The little girl they're expecting will need money for therapy, plastic surgery, hair extensions and more therapy.