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UK's Favorite Famous Family: Jamie & Jools Oliver!

Sassy Smith — Wed, 13 May 2009 13:06:00 GMT

The Naked Chef, Jamie Oliver and his wife Jools, have been named UK's Favorite Famous Family according to a new poll. In a close second, despite their recent breakup news, is Katie Price and Peter Andre.

Jamie and Jools will soon celebrate their ninth wedding anniversary and are parents to three girls - Poppy Honey, 7, Daisy Boo, 5, and newborn Petal Blossom Rainbow, almost six weeks.

Faye Mingo, who carried out the survey at Bounty.com, said, "It's no surprise the Oliver family have been voted number one. They represent a perfectly matched partnership. Jamie's down-to-earth personality, coupled with Jules' [sic] supportive nature, makes for a strong relationship. Despite the announcement of Katie and Peter's split the couple had become well known for being focused on their family."

Nearly 1 in 3 parents chose Jamie and Jools.

Here is how the other celebrity parents ranked in the poll:

1st - Jamie & Jools Oliver

2nd - Katie Price & Peter Andre

3rd - Barack & Michelle Obama

4th - The Simpsons (uh, seriously?)

5th - Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie

6th - Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin

7th - Charlottle Church & Gavin Henson

8th - The Beckhams

9th - Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes

10th - Gordon & Sarah Brown (Madonna tied for 10th place)

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"Naked Chef" Jamie Oliver Welcomes Third Daughter! (PHOTO)

Sassy Smith — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 11:02:00 GMT

Congrats are the recipe of the day! "Naked Chef" Jamie Oliver and his wife Jools, welcomed their third daughter on Friday, April 3, at 2:46 a.m. at London's Portland Hospital. What did they name their new bundle of joy?

See pic of new baby girl!

Petal Blossom Rainbow weighed in at 6 lb., 10 oz. and joins big sisters, Poppy Honey, 7, and Daisy Boo, 5.

Oliver's rep said, "Both [Petal] and Jools are doing well. The Olivers would like to thank midwives Linda Ordish and Elaine Porter and also obstetrician William Dennis for their wonderful help and support.

"Jamie and Jools are both completely smitten with Petal already, and Jamie is looking forward to two weeks paternity leave to spend quality time with his four beautiful girls."

We're thrilled for the happy family!

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Naked Chef Jamie Oliver Creates Recipe To Use Wife's Placenta

Sassy Smith — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 13:02:00 GMT

Remind me to never dine at Jamie Oliver's home. Seriously. The 'Naked Chef' had plans to trick his friends into eating his wife's placenta - he was going to substitute the liver in a recipe he'd created.

*Insert barfing noises*

Jamie and his wife Jools, are parents to Poppy Honey, 6, and Daisy Boo, 5 and the 33-year-old TV chef had planned on using Jool's placenta after the birth of their second child.

Oliver says, "I asked the last time if I could take it. But they have to take it and do tests on it.

"I had written the recipe - I was going to do a chicken liver parfait with placenta, not liver."

Jools however, was not happy about it.

Adds Oliver, "I was going to get all my mates round to wet the baby's head and I wasn't going to tell them - then show them a DVD of me making it afterwards." I'm pretty sure he'd have no friends left after he pulled that.

"But Jools wouldn't let me, she is too sensible," says Jamie.

Thank goodness one of them is! That is just about one of the most disgusting things I've ever heard.

Maybe Jamie can try again though - the couple are expecting their third child, due in April.

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Billy-Bob Trumps David Duchovny In The TeaLeonifornication Stakes

HerBadMother — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 14:45:00 GMT

So... while David Duchovny's been tom-catting around feeding his supposed sex addiction (which, can I say? Whatever. I lived in Vancouver during the X-Files years and got to witness firsthand Duchovny tomcattery many a time. Maybe it was an addiction, maybe not - it was nonetheless both impressive and disturbing.) (Johnny Depp, on the other hand, in the 21 Jump Street years? Total gentleman, if prone to breaking lamps at parties) Billy-Bob Thornton's been a-courtin' Duchovny's wife (and mother of his kids) Tea Leoni, and the buzz is that Thornton's got, erm, a lot to offer.

According to the UK's Daily Mail, "it was not (Duchovny's) 'sexual compulsion proclivity' that caused the break-down of their marriage, but rather his discovery of explicit text messages on her mobile phone sent by actor Billy Bob Thornton"

Which begs the response, EW, but also, WHY? Well, follow any comment thread on the topic and you'll immediately see a pattern of commentary that reduces to this: Billy Bob is, shall we say, well-equipped to address the needs of the ladies.

Which, again, ew, but kinda poetic, no? While David's been out being a dirty, dirty dog, tea found herself a dirtier dog? (Because, seriously - Billy Bob? Does he not make you crave a really hot, soapy shower?) If it's true, that is.

Whatever. It's shame either way. Marriage breaking up under sordid circumstances, kids left in the lurch, same old sad story. Hollywood's a pit.

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Brad Pitt is Grossed Out

Whit Honea — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 00:31:00 GMT

The Enquirer's Mike Walker is reporting that Angelina Jolie invited her brother James Haven to be in the delivery room when the twins are born and Brad Pitt isn't having it.

Writes Walker, "My spy reports that Brad Pitt recoiled in horror when two in the oven Angie suddenly informed him that...she'd invited her beloved bro' to bear witness with them in the birthing room when the Jolie-Pitt angels touch down on Earth! Shocked to the core by Angelina's edict, Brad refused - instantly and angrily - triggering a battle royal between the couple, with Angelina insisting that "Uncle Jimmy" should be right there at Ground Zero to experience the emotion of seeing his nieces born, and Brad fuming: "It's just plain weird and it ain't gonna happen! He can be there, but not in the room!""

Walker says that Angelina eventually let Brad have his way.

I've got two issues with this story, first of all, why does Mike Walker sound like a 1930's newsie? Second, what the hell was Angelina thinking? I'm Camp Pitt on this one, that's just gross.

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"Abortion Art" Chick Is Certifiable - Issues Statement

Sassy Smith — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 17:02:00 GMT

This has gone beyond "art" in my opinion. I'm not sure what Aliza Shvarts' goal is - perhaps she's looking to get her 15-minutes of fame, but the woman is crazy. If this is how she's hoping to get to "celebrity" status, I'm thinking she's going about it all wrong.

Ms. Shvarts issued a statement to The Yale Daily News and denies claims from her own University that her self-inducing pregnancies and miscarrages were some sort of hoax.

Here's some of the article from The Yale Daily News:

Shvarts reiterated Thursday that she repeatedly use a needleless syringe to insert semen into herself. At the end of her menstrual cycle, she took abortifacient herbs to induce bleeding, she said. She said she does not know whether or not she was ever pregnant.

“No one can say with 100-percent certainty that anything in the piece did or did not happen,” Shvarts said, “because the nature of the piece is that it did not consist of certainties.”

This afternoon, Shvarts showed the News footage from tapes she plans to play at the exhibit. The tapes depict Shvarts — sometimes naked, sometimes clothed — alone in a shower stall bleeding into a cup.

I'm offically calling this woman nuts and I think I'm going to be sick. Give me Britney Spears any day!

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"Abortion Art" Not Real

Sassy Smith — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 14:02:00 GMT

Aliza Shvarts "abortion art" was performance art and she did not impregnate herself or induce miscarriages. A statement was issued from Yale University spokesperson Helaine S. Klasky and it reads:

Ms. Shvarts is engaged in performance art. Her art project includes visual representations, a press release and other narrative materials. She stated to three senior Yale University officials today, including two deans, that she did not impregnate herself and that she did not induce any miscarriages. The entire project is an art piece, a creative fiction designed to draw attention to the ambiguity surrounding form and function of a woman’s body.

She is an artist and has the right to express herself through performance art.

Had these acts been real, they would have violated basic ethical standards and raised serious mental and physical health concerns.

There you go, I guess we were all duped and she's just ~~kinda weird~~ an artist expressing herself. Personally, that's not my kind of "art" though. I'll stick with the stuff my kids bring home and put on the fridge.

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Christian Bale Can Expect a Phone Call from PETA

Whit Honea — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 21:04:00 GMT

Christian Bale lost 55 pounds for his role in Rescue Dawn, but it's not the diet that is intriguing, but what he did eat.

Expo Say quotes the actor:

"Werner said to me, 'How do you feel about swimming through a snake-infested river?' so I said, 'How do you feel about it Werner?' He said, 'I will do this if you will.' Then he asked, 'How you feel about eating a live snake?'"

"It was a curious conversation, with more and more crazy questions. I thought, 'This sounds like an interesting endeavor.'"

Bale also ate live maggots in a scene.

Basically he got paid a lot of money to be on Fear Factor.

The movie is based on a true story and sounds pretty interesting and a little gross, not Two Girls One Cup gross, but up there.

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Uncut 'Gimme More' Video: Britney Shows Boobs! Did We Want this Much More?

Whit Honea — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 20:32:00 GMT

Jesus, really? Yes. An uncut version of Britney Spears' Gimme More video has appeared on YouTube. The video is NSWE (Not Safe While Eating) Enjoy it while you can.

The censored version can be found here. If you want to see even more of Britney, there is always the soon-to-be-released sex tape!

Photo: Just Jared