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Video: Amy Fisher Launches New Career

Sassy Smith — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 13:03:00 GMT

"Long Island Lolita" Amy Fisher has decided that being a stay-at-home-mom is not for her. I'm sure once her kids are old enough to know what's going on, they'll be proud that their mom decided to have a career. Sure, it's a career in porn, and no, she can't participate in 'take your kids to work day', but hey, at least Amy's bringing home a paycheck in these tight economic times, right?

Video after the jump (NSFW)

We all know the story of Amy Fisher - but if you don't, I'll briefly recap. Fisher had an affair with a man named Joey Buttafuoco back in the 90s. She was 16, and he was 30-something and married to a woman named Mary Jo. In 1992, Amy shot Mary Jo in the face (she survived) and spent seven years in prison for her crime. Since then, Fisher has been in and out of the spotlight, and not all of it good. But it looked like she was settling down and turning her life around. She married Louis Bellera, and had two kids - Brett, 7, and Ava Rose, 3. However, things have just gone downhill since then. Now, there's the porn thing.

Husband Lou is overseeing her new venture and Amy is featured in a pay-per-view explicit girl-on-girl action series. Amy wanted to do videos with men, but hubby views that as cheating, so that was a no-go. Fisher said, "To him (being with women) doesn't seem like cheating. To me, none of it seems like cheating - it's just having a good time."

She adds, "I just have a fascination with the adult world, I think it's very cool. And it's a very forgiving industry - everything goes, everyone's nice, and I'm just having a great time. I went to [an adult video trade show] last year, and it was a great time - everyone was so free, girls were running around with their tops off. And then you come home and everyone's so stiff and boring - you know what I mean? I just wanted to stay a part of the excitement."

Gee, it's a shame she thinks her home life and her family as "stiff and boring." She's a great role model for her children, dontcha think?

Oh, and Amy isn't a stranger to the naughty side of things - she and Lou made a "private, home sextape," that is now public. How did it become public? Well, see, Amy and Lou had a tiff a while back and he was mad, so he sold it to Red Light District. Ain't love grand?

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Charles Barkley - DUI, Gun and Oral Sex: Still Not a Role Model

Whit Honea — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 18:09:00 GMT

The Chuck stops here. For oral sex that is. Warning: Sexual language follows that may offend some people, including most of the women I've ever dated.

Emmy-winning analyst and basketball legend Charles Barkley was pulled over for running a stop sign in Scottsdale the other night. Turns out he had been drinking. Turns out there was a gun in the car (no charges on this account). Turns out there was woman in the car.

That's a lot of turning. It's like the hokey-pokey. Are you dizzy?

Here is where the oral sex part comes in (thanks for reading this far).

The woman in the car was apparently there to provide a service to Sir Charles. It was the anticipation of said service that caused him to run the stop sign. It happens.

According to TMZ: "He told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat. He asked me to admit that she was 'hot.' He asked me, 'You want the truth?' When I told him I did he said, 'I was gonna drive around the corner and get a blow job. He then explained that she had given him a 'blow job' one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life."

For the record, the woman was not his wife.

This brings some questions to mind:

a) What will his wife think about this?

b) What will his daughter think about this?

c) What will the good people of Alabama, who have patiently been awaiting his campaign for Governor, think about this?

d) What will TNT think about this?

And finally, e) doesn't this kind of make him a role model to somebody?

Barkley has admitted he's a bit embarrassed- not spit on a kid embarrassed, but it's up there.

The sad commentary this provides on our society? That this sort of behavior from our public figures is so commonplace it hardly raises an eyebrow.

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What's Old Is New Again: Amy Fisher Sex Tape

Sassy Smith — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 15:01:00 GMT

Just in time to ring in the new year, 'Long Island Lolita' Amy Fisher and her husband, Lou Bellera, are back in the news - or rather their sex tape is.

Amy, besides being famous for shooting her lover Joey Buttafuoco's wife, Mary Jo, writing books to capitalize on the shooting, having plastic surgery, reuniting with Butteafuoco years later, and then breaking up with him, also made a sex tape with her husband Lou, which isn't new news but it's resurfaced, so it's sort of like new news.

Amy and Lou made the tape in 2007, which was apparently meant to be private (of course it was), but the couple hit a rough patch in their relationship, so like any good husband would, he sold the tape to Red Light District porn distributor.

But, the two made nice, got back together and then Amy learned that her husband had peddled the tape, and she was said to be "disgusted." Sure she was.

She was so disgusted in fact, that she agreed to do promotional appearances related to the tape (of course this was after she filed a lawsuit with David Joseph, owner of Red Light District and they reportedly settled for an undisclosed amount) and is probably working on another tape as we speak.

Amy and Lou have two children, Brett, 7 and Ava Rose, 3, and I'm just wondering, how Amy will explain her past to her children? Sure, most of us parents have done a little of this and a little of that in our younger years, but most of us haven't shot someone in the face or made porn tapes that were made public by our partner.

Hopefully she made loads of money with her ventures so she can put her children in therapy ~~because they'll definitely need it~~ if they need it.

Amy was rumored to be pregnant with her third child, due in October 2008, but since that's come and gone and there's been no baby news, I'll assume it wasn't true. Thank goodness - I don't think she needs another kid to explain things to.

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Spying on the Neighbors: 11-30-08

Whit Honea — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 23:25:00 GMT

The Space Shuttle hurt my ears.

The Jackmans in Paris (Gossip Girls)

Posh's glasses are bigger than her (Jezebel)

Ryan Phillippe and the kids (Knocked Up Celebs)

Robert Downey, Jr. hurt on set (Perez Hilton)

Plaxico Burress turns himself in (TMZ)

Plaxico Burress Shoots Himself

Whit Honea — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 22:24:00 GMT

Plaxico Burress of the New York Giants was shot at a nightclub last night.

He's okay, but he might be a tad bit embarrassed. Here's why- he shot himself. Yes, he shot himself. According to the New York Post, Burress shot himself in the leg "while fumbling with a gun just after midnight near the VIP entrance to the Latin Quarters club on Lexington Avenue.

"The round went through his right thigh, and left an injury that was not life threatening. It was unknown how it would affect his career. Burress, 31, was released from the hospital at 2 p.m. today."

Burress has had a sometimes stellar and often troubled career thus far playing for the Pittsburgh Steelers before signing with the Giants in 2005.

Plaxico Burress has one son, Elijah, who will turn two in January. Elijah is named for Burress' NY Giant teammate Eli Manning.

While I'm very glad that Burress is okay I can't help but wonder, what the hell was he thinking? Why in the world was he carrying a firearm?

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Hudson Murder Weapon Found

Whit Honea — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 00:01:00 GMT

Police believe they may have discovered the murder weapon used in the triple homicide which claimed the lives of Jennifer Hudson's mother, brother and 7-year-old nephew. A gun was found by search personnel in a deserted lot roughly one block from the scene where Julian King, Hudson's nephew, was found in a parked car.

This news doesn't get any easier to talk about, hopefully this find by authorities will provide some answers for the Hudson family.

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Shots Fired at Party with Usher and Sean "Diddy" Coombs

Karen — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 22:32:00 GMT

At 3:30 a.m. this morning, shots were fired at a party at Dreamz ATL, which was sponsored by Jermaine Dupri. Usher, Nelly and Sean "Diddy" Coombs were in attendance. A security guard was wounded.

"I'm sad this incident happened because it interrupted a beautiful and loving party. But I'm happy none of my people or friends got hurt. And the party continues," Dupri said in a statement.

"I didn't hear the shots, but around 3:30 a.m., everybody started ducking," a party guest reported. "Nobody really knew what happened. It was dark in the club. And everyone was trying to get out of the VIP area, but there were so many people no one could really move."

An announcement was made that the sound wasn't shots but a bottle popping or a speaker problem, "But people, including the celebs, were still trying to leave, so I don't think anyone believed them," he says. "I got outside, and the cops shut the club down. No one inside could leave and no one outside in the parking lot could leave either. One of my friends was stuck inside the club and people were scared that the shooter was still inside."

Yikes!

Hugh Jackman Attacked!

Whit Honea — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 20:01:00 GMT

The question of attacking Hugh Jackman is not one to be taken lightly. First of all, why would you want to? He seems like a great guy.

Second, there's a very good chance that the Wolverine star could break most of us in half with two fingers. He's buff.

There is only one legit reason to attack Hugh Jackman, and better yet, to get away with it- he's your dad. Get him good, kids.

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Jamie-Lynn In Labor?

Karen — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 13:02:00 GMT

The Mississippi sun is unforgiving to everyone, and Jamie-Lynn Spears is feeling the discomforts of the heat, along with cramping over the last two days. She's surrounded by support though.

"Britney apparently called her recently and ordered her to stay inside, under the air conditioning, as much as possible," the source says. "It was really cute."

The baby is due to arrive at the end of June, unless of course, like a lot of first babies, he or she decides to show up late.

"Jamie Lynn knows first babies have a habit of being late," says the pal. "And she isn't too happy about it. I think she's ready for all this pregnancy stuff to be over and the mommy stuff to start."

I remember full well how uncomfortable the last month was with both my kids. And it sounds as though Braxton-Hicks are kicking in for Jamie-Lynn, not labor just yet.

"She's feeling so large and just feeling all the discomfort that comes with it," reveals a source.

The pregnant teen has also been hit with some mild cramps for the past two days, our insider says. Dad-to-be Casey has been rubbing her back for her when this happens. Doesn't sound as though they are fighting as we previously reported.

"Sounds like some false labor pains," says the friend. "But nothing serious enough to go to the hospital over. They called her doctor, but everything's fine."

Jamie-Lynn & Casey: Fighting "Like Cats & Dogs"

Karen — Sat, 31 May 2008 20:10:00 GMT

Whether it's where to eat for dinner or what to name the baby, the couple can't seem to agree on anything and they are fighting like crazy, says The National Enquirer.

Jamie wants to name the baby baby girl “Cailynn” (pronounced Kay-Lynn) and Casey wants “Cassie,” a derivative of his name, according to an insider.

“Jamie Lynn is living in a state of fear over not knowing what to expect after she becomes a mother, but luckily she has her mom to lean on for support,” continued the insider. “Still, when Casey doesn’t give Jamie Lynn her way for even simple things like where to eat out, she starts crying and shouting at him, and it almost always turns into a war of words. Their ongoing battles have taken their toll on Jamie Lynn and have pushed her to a near-breaking point.”

Jamie Lynn’s most recent wave of fighting with Casey, 19, comes just after the two sealed the deal on a country home they’ll share with their new arrival. But right now, they can’t even agree on a wedding date.

“Casey wants to marry Jamie Lynn before the baby is born so he can have some control over the rights to the baby’s first photos that will be sold. He wants to be in on any money deals that are made by Jamie Lynn and her mom,” said the source.

Casey Aldridge and Jamie-Lynn Spears are Shackin' Up Y'all!

Karen — Sat, 31 May 2008 19:39:00 GMT

Casey Aldridge and mom-to-be, 17 year old, Jamie-Lynn Spears, have purchased a home together in the middle of nowhere. Surrounded by woods and accompanied by a quaint red barn, the cookie cutter house is actually located in Kentwood, Louisiana, not nowhere.

Would you let your 17 year old move in with her baby daddy? Seems pretty quick to me - especially since the kids are apparently fighting like cats and dogs.

Jamie Lynn Spears Hit in Mouth: An Open Letter

Whit Honea — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 18:20:00 GMT

Dear Jamie,

Perhaps you know that the National Enquirer ran a story about your shenanigans last week in which a bunch of drunks were fighting at a party and you threw your pregnant ass in the ruckus and took an elbow in the kisser. If not, this is what they said:

“Jamie Lynn decided she could break it up, but got elbowed hard in the mouth by one of the boys. She went crazy, screaming at everyone… crying, screaming and covering her mouth. Casey (Aldridge) was so drunk, he just kept trying to hush her up. Lynne Spears called Jamie Lynn and bitched her out for going. Jamie Lynn’s dad Jamie called Casey and told him if anything happens to his daughter, he will have to deal with him.”

Why, Jamie, is it starting to feel like I've seen your life before? Between your sister Britney and the collective catalog of COPS you are oddly comforting in your familiarity.

I was shocked when you announced you were pregnant. I was amused when you were featured in Hustler, though to be honest it wasn't very funny, and I was indifferent to your recent act of going postal.

Then why is it that I feel obligated to write you about this latest incident? What line did you cross that teen pregnancy, porn magazines and the United States Postal Service fail to meet?

The thing is that your latest action only amplified the obvious, you don't make very good decisions, and while the prior mistakes, be they footwear (seriously, what's up?), Casey Aldridge, or picking Nickelodeon over Disney, have had their respective consequences, none of them put your baby at risk.

That's what you did by jumping in between a group of drunk boys fighting. Actually, that's what you did when you agreed to go into a room full of drunk boys to begin with.

You are young and plenty has been made about your age, your family and so on. The bottom line is that regardless of the path that brought you here, here you are, and you need to start taking the necessary precautions to make sure this is the beginning of something wonderful and not just another sad saga in the Spears storyline.

Sincerely,

Whit

No, Candy Spelling did not help me write this. It was just me, 8 cups of coffee and spell check.

Photo: Celebutopia

Further Proof on My Liv Tyler is a Secret Agent Theory

Whit Honea — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 21:29:00 GMT

As I mentioned earlier, I can't help but think that Liv Tyler has been getting smart. That's spy talk (kind of).

Exhibit A) Her spy outfit as discussed here.

Exhibit B) Her husband's name is Royston Langdon. Enough said.

Exhibit C) Milo is packing some serious hi-tech heat.

I just hope they're on our side.

Photo/Source: Celebs and Bubs

Jamie Lynn Spears Goes Postal

Whit Honea — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 20:59:00 GMT

Fresh off of her glorified debut in Hustler(NSFWish) Jamie Lynn Spears appears to be going postal, which in the Spears family is considered par for the course.

Of course, Jamie Lynn is just trying to send a letter, probably to me telling me not to be such an ass.

She's trying to be normal. Unfortunately normal in her world, being a pregnant teenage television star and little sister of Britney Spears, means you can't even go to the mailbox without people taking pictures of you. Normal is relative, even when your relatives aren't.

Happy Birthday Jamie Lynn Spears!

Jamie Lynn Spears Lets It All Hang Out

Photo: Celebrity Moms

While The Cat's Away,The Pregnant Teen Will Play

Karen — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 16:33:00 GMT

While Mom Lynne Spears is dealing with her oldest, (I'm personally still on a Britney strike until she gets better), younger daughter Jamie Lynn decided to have a Superbowl party.

Jamie Lynn invited several friends over, including boyfriend Casey Aldridge.

Star magazine reports: Shortly after 2:00 p.m. on Feb. 3, a Jeep SUV with Ole Miss University and Delta Delta Delta sorority decals on the back window pulled up to Serenity's gates and five college age women got out.

“They were all laughing. They looked really happy and excited to be at the house, like they hadn't seen Jamie Lynn in a while,” says a witness.

Hey, maybe she was allowed to have a few friends over. I mean, it's not like she can get pregnant again. Sounds to me like it was a small get-together with some friends. Big deal.

Britney Spears: Mama Bear Instinct?

Karen — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 16:31:00 GMT

News this morning has changed the perspective of the Britney Spears breakdown of Thursday night. Apparently her actions were simply of a mother trying to protect her children. A Mama who really doesn't have the knowledge that toddlers fall down.

According to PR Inside, Jayden James' legs were covered in bruises when the boys arrived at her home, and Britney thought he was being abused.

A source says, "When the kids arrived, she says Jayden's legs were covered in bruises. He's a toddler and learning to walk so it's not that surprising - but Britney was terrified he was being abused.

"After a few hours Ronnie the bodyguard arrived to take the kids back to Kevin, but she went berserk and refused to hand them over. No one knew what to do and she got more and more stressed about handing the kids back...

"That's when Britney started to panic. She kept the children behind her and told no one to touch them. She demanded to see Kevin and told Ronnie to get him to the house there and then. That was never going to happen..."

The situation escalated from there.

Police were called to help diffuse the situation, but it only became worse.

Britney then apparently locked herself and her youngest in the bathroom and threatened to kill herself if police didn't back off. She once again demanded to speak to Kevin, but was told no. One of the first officers on scene said Britney threatened from inside the bathroom, "Get out of here. Leave me and my babies alone. Get out or I'm going to kill myself. I'll do it. I'll do it."

A source said, "Britney told Kaplan she wanted to 'sort this out with Kevin face-to-face'. Kaplan said 'no' and she started raising her voice and pacing up and down. She told him: 'Tell him to stop pushing me. Tell him to stop making me feel like I'm not part of my own family. He doesn't want to have to tell his children he killed their mother.'"

Federline then remembered she kept two guns in the house -- one of which he gave her as a gift.

Another insider adds, "Britney said that Kevin could have an incredible $100 million if he'd give her the kids and never see them again. He's used to Britney going off on one, but he knew from her voice that this was a while other thing entirely. He hung up straight away and called his legal team in a panic.

"He told them that Britney was capable of anything and admitted that she still kept two handguns at the house... The lawyers called the police immediately."

So Federline could walk away from these kids and be a rich man, and he won't. Spears doesn't realize toddlers bruise when they are learning to walk. She's also threatened to kill herself in front of the kids. Her erratic behaviour and dramatics are not good for these boys. I hope the courts continue to see her for what she is and make sure those kids are taken care of. What a mess.

Weekly World News: Travis Barker Fakes Death, Then Undergoes Sex Change!

HerBadMother — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 16:33:00 GMT

The last few days in the world of Internet gossip have been pretty crazy. Sure, there are always crazy stories rolling around - Miley Cyrus pregnant? Who could get past Billy Ray and his shot-gun to knock her up? - but this week's stories took the cake. Travis Barker dead! Travis Barker resurrected! Travis Barker zombie seen shopping in Los Angeles!

(Take those stories together with those concerning Paris Hilton's plans to host AA meetings for drunkard elephants and Brangelina's plans to buy Ethiopa and you pretty much had a perfect storm of extreme gossip.)

Which got me thinking: what else might we have seen in the headlines this week, if the denizens of MySpace ran Associated Press?

1) Clay Aiken Marries Jake Gyllenhaal In Secret Ceremony (Reese Witherspoon Is Flower Girl!).

2) Britney Spears Drives Car Into Crowd Of Writer's Guild Strikers With Kids In Back Seat: Asks Tina Fey To Get Her A Frappuccino

3) Heidi Klum Has Back Fat!

4) FDA Says That A Pack A Day Is Good For Baby: Nicole Richie Rejoices!

5) Angelina Jolie: "I'm Really A Man (But Brad Still Loves My Ass!)"

6) Tom Cruise Wants Another Baby: Plans to Impregnate Self And Carry To Term (Katie Smiles And Nods!)

You think I make this shit up? At least one of these stories is confirmably true. And we still don't know if Travis is dead or alive, so I advise suspension of disbelief on all fronts until further notice.

Lance Armstrong and Ashley Olsen Play Show and Tell

sweatpantsmom — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:35:00 GMT

What's weirder than Lance Armstrong dating Ashley Olsen? Okay, probably nothing, but this comes close.

TMZ is reporting that Lance Armstrong's daughter brought Olsen to school for show and tell. Armstrong, 36, has three children with ex-wife Kristin Richard - Luke, 8 and twins Isabella and Grace, 6. Not sure which of the girls brought Ashley, 21, to share with her class. What happened to the good old days, when kids would just bring a teddy bear or a gun?

[photo: People.com]

Indicted: Barry Bonds Strikes Out

Whit Honea — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 00:06:00 GMT

According to The Smoking Gun home run king Barry Bonds was indicted today on perjury and obstruction of justice charges stemming from a years-long federal probe that examined his alleged use of steroids.

If convicted of all charges Bonds may be sentenced for up to 30 years in prison.

Note to self, by stock in *'s.

Val Kilmer: If There's a Buffet, the Iceman Cometh

Whit Honea — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 18:05:00 GMT

Hello, and welcome to Abby Road. The guy in the middle, that's Val Kilmer. You may remember him from such movies as Top Gun and something else. That's his boy Jack behind him and a family friend in the lead. They're just hanging out.

I shouldn't be too hard on Val. He's only let himself go by Hollywood standards, and to be honest he actually looks better now than he did in some photos taken a few months ago.

Still, if you had the bod of Iceman, why would you let it melt? Sure, I'm about as fit as Goose, but at least I'm consistent.

Then again, maybe it's just the old man glasses. At least he won't loose them.

Photos: Just Jared