FameCrawler : gyllenspoon

Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal: Om Will Keep Us Together

sweatpantsmom — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 22:17:00 GMT

What's the secret to Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal's relationship? Love, with a little bit of downward-facing dog. Couples yoga is apparently the activity of choice for the celebrity pair - and probably a nice way to spend some time alone away from Reese's kids Ava and Deacon.

This sounds completely healthy and soul-fulfilling and all, but what happened to the good old days when couples used to spend quality time in their car on a dark, deserted street? What happened to bonding over a mutual love of bad music and cheap booze?

C'mon, people - get some romance back into your life and trade those meditative moments on a yoga mat for a few hot hours on a tattered mattress.

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Teen Choice Awards 2008 Smackdown! Jake Gyllenhaal vs. Ryan Phillippe

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 21:55:00 GMT

I wish I could tell you that Jake Gyllenhaal and Ryan Phillippe were going to get naked, oil themselves up and then wrestle in a wading pool in my living room. But unfortunately their fight will only be taking place at the Teen Choice Awards, where the future and former Mr. Reese Witherspoons will be battling it out for the title of Choice Movie Actor in a Drama. Gyllenhaal is up for his role in Rendition, and Phillippe for Stop-Loss.

Things could get ugly when the winner is announced, though. I'll think keep my wading pool on standby.

Reese & Jake's Public Displays of Affection - Cute Or No?

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Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal Will Finally Have Sex

sweatpantsmom — Sat, 17 May 2008 16:05:00 GMT

Jake Gyllenhaal can't wait to marry Reese Witherspoon so that they can finally have sex. "This is a very serious relationship," a source close to Reese tells OK! magazine. "But Reese is very conservative and traditional. I'm sure she doesn't want her kids to see her 'living in sin.'"

The celebrity couple is ready to tie the knot and will announce their engagement soon, according to the cover of the latest issue of OK!. It's the one with Fergie's Beach Workout on the cover, so I know these aren't just idle rumors.

"They've been talking marriage for a while," the source says. "They'll be formally engaged any day now. They want to spend the rest of their lives together."

Wait - does this mean Jake's not gay?

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Ryan Phillipe Hates Jake Gyllenhaal

HerBadMother — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 22:31:00 GMT

Jake Gyllenhaal is causing some tension between Ryan Phillipe and Reese Witherspoon, apparently.

According to Fametastic.com:

Sources close to Ryan have told OK magazine that the Crash star is annoyed by how much time the former couple’s children - eight year old Ava and three year old Deacon - are spending with Jake. The source explained that Deacon is a particular fan of the Brokeback Mountain star and whenever the kids are handed back to Ryan, Deacon can’t stop talking about him: “It’s ‘Jake did this’, ‘Jake brought Mommy flowers and coffee’, ‘Jake says we should recycle’.”

“Ryan called Reese and suggested she stop letting [Jake] spend so much time with the kids. He was pretty irate on the phone.”

“[But] Reese barely let him finish the sentence before she shot back that what she does with her personal life is her business.”

Wow. Which is to say: YAWN.

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Breaking Story: Gyllenspoon Getting Married

HerBadMother — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 19:15:00 GMT

Okay, well. This, if true, will absolutely blow my Jake-Is-Gay/Gyllenspoon-Is-Publicity-Stunt theories out of the water: rumor has it that Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon are headed to the altar.

According to friends of the couple, Jake proposed to Reese in October, while they were in Rome, but she said "not yet", so soon after her split from Ryan Phillippe. Howver, they say that she has since said "yes", after consulting with close friends.

According to TeenHollywood.com, a friend of the couple says, "Not only were they (her friends) crazy about Jake, they could see he was absolutely nuts about her. But you've go tot understand - Reese is a one-man woman who hates playing the field."

"When Jake proposed in Rome, he knew Reese needed time, and didn't really expect her to say 'yes' right away. He just wanted her to know that he was serious about their relationship - serious enough to make her his wife."

I am DYING to see if this turns out to be true.

Jake Cheating On Reese?

HerBadMother — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 15:02:00 GMT

Jake Gyllenhaal was spotted out in West Hollywood the other day with a decidedly non-Reese-Witherspoony brunette. Was it a date? It looked like a date, according to an observer. "Jake waited on his friend hand and foot," said the spy, adding, "He was a real gentleman."

If it was a date, I guess we could put to rest the Jake-is-gay rumours, although these have already taken a hit from his persistence in hanging around Reese Witherspoon and her kids. Which would would be a shame for all us gossip-hags, who love speculating about who is gay almost as much as we love speculating about who is pregnant. But I suppose that a Jake's-a-cheating-cad! would be almost as good.

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If Gyllenspoon Is A Publicity Scam, It's A Freakin' Good One

HerBadMother — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 23:38:00 GMT

So, I've long been one of those nay-sayers on the whole Gyllenspoon thing. I put my money on it being a publicity stunt long ago, and swore to hold that bet. But damn it if those two haven't upped the ante by dragging the kids out over the holidays and playing at family stuff. I wouldn't put anything past these two and their publicists, except the exploitation of Reese's children, so if the children are being paraded around, I need to rethink my bet on the fakeitude of their relationship.

I've given serious consideration to the possibility that a) Jake is just tagging along on Witherspoon family outings as their eccentric-but-lovable 'Uncle Jake' and there is no suggestion of future step-daddy status implied, or b) Reese is not above drawing her children into elaborate publicity stunts, and while I think that a) might be a possibility, I find it hard to wrap my head around b). So I've decided to reserve my bets for or against the verisimilitude of this relationship and/or any claims concerning Jake's heterosexuality.

For now.

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Jake and Reese: Real Couple Or Really Good Scam?

HerBadMother — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 16:32:00 GMT

It's getting harder and harder to keep track of this stuff. First we hear that Jake Gyllenhaal and newly-divorced mother of two Reese Witherspoon are a couple, then we hear that they're not, then we hear that he's gay, then we hear that he's not, then we hear that Jake and Reese are a couple again, then we hear that it's all a publicity stunt for their movie Rendition and that maybe Jake's bearded in more ways than one.

I don't know. I kinda don't care anymore. I mean, Jake's equally hot and equally totally unattainable to me whether he's gay or straight, single or coupled, so it really makes no difference to me what he's getting up to. I just worry for Reese, is all. Single mom, freshly divorced - she's gotta be under a lot of pressure, so I think that she really needs a nice boy to hang out with. You know, go for milkshakes, walk on the beach holding hands, that kinda thing. And if Jake's that guy, great - but I gotta say, if this is just a publicity stunt (which, if it is, she's probably in on it, but whatever) or a cover-up for le grande affaire with Austin Nichols, well, then, that just sucks and I'll probably boycott Rendition, which I wasn't going to see anyway, but still. I'll be mad.