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Please Tell Me Pam Anderson & Criss Angel Aren't Making Babies?

Sassy Smith — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:06:00 GMT

I'm going to file this under "eww," and "please no." A few months back, before Pamela Anderson divorced Rick Salomon and they were still actually together, there were rumors that Pammie was being a naughty wife and had hooked up with Angel. Now that Anderson is a single mom again, I suppose she's entitled to play the field, but come on, Criss Angel? The two of them alone skeeve me out, but together? Double gross. Please tell me they aren't going to reproduce?

According to Perez, the pair were seen at Elton John's concert at the Coliseum on the weekend, looking "very cozy." Just the thought of those two together make me want to shower. Seriously, what if they are hooking up and plan on making babies? *Shudder*

I always wonder what Pam's son's think about their mother's, uh, "carefree" ways with men? I'm guessing a huge therapy bill might be in Brandon and Dylan's future. Just sayin'.

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Rick Soloman's Cousin "Trashes" Pamela Anderson

Karen — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 20:02:00 GMT

The 78 year old cousin of sex-tape star Rick Soloman is slinging around some harsh words after the on again, off again relationship between Rick and Pam has finally broke up.

I say "finally" even though it was a 2 month marriage because any more of this story and my head might explode from boredom.

Salomon’s cousin, Alice Koffer, 78, claims he was crazy to marry Anderson in the first place - and probably only embarked on the relationship for financial gain.

She tells the Palm Beach Post, "His poor mother must be spinning in her grave! She tried so hard to raise him right.

"I don’t know what he sees in that trashy woman. The kid is nuts. (Anderson) must have some money or he wouldn’t be with her."

I'm probably going to hell for this, but I can picture this old woman being interviewed and wagging her finger. Tsk tsk Ricky.

Pamela Anderson Had An Abortion? Oh, And Her Divorce Is Still On!

Sassy Smith — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 20:01:00 GMT

Did Pammie have an abortion? According to Perez Hilton's "not so blind item," it's implied that perhaps she was planning just that. And today, TMZ is reporting that Pamela Anderson is "no longer pregnant." I guess she has that right.

Also, the blonde trainwreck is back to "on again" with her divorce to hubby number three, Rick Salomon. The two were seen at a park a few days ago being all kissy kissy and then she was spotted in another park with ex Tommy Lee getting cozy. The pair do share 2 sons, Dylan and Brandon and were reportedly there to watch their boys play sports. Who knows with Pam though? She's about as sane as Britney Spears. Oh zing!

Anderson should perhaps hook up with Kid Rock again. No, wait, he's probably the only intelligent one out of this whole weird love/break-up fest. Stay away Kid, stay away!

Photo source: The Superficial

Did Criss Angel's "Magic Wand" Come Between Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon?

Sassy Smith — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 12:02:00 GMT

Do you like my 'sexually magic' innuendo title? Witty eh? So, what's the scoop? Did Mindfreak Criss Angel come between the disaster that is Pamela Anderson and her latest husband, Rick Salomon (I say 'latest' because you know he isn't going to be her last husband)?

A couple of weeks ago, Anderson and Angel were seen ~~whoring it up~~ partying at Las Vegas club LAX, then days later Pammie filed for divorce and then to make it not seem trashy and irratic, she posted on her website that she and Rick were "working it out." Dysfunctional with a capital FREAK.

However, Life & Style is reporting that Criss says nothing is going on between him and Pam. "Pam is a wonderful human being and a friend and has been for a while. And you know what, people will talk about any celebrity that I'm with. It's inevitable!"

I'm shocked that anyone would think that the former Baywatch babe would be anything other than faithful to the guy she's with. She seems so stable.

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Makin' Magic: Pamela Anderson & Criss Angel?

Sassy Smith — Sun, 09 Dec 2007 23:03:00 GMT

Newly wed, Pamela Anderson was seen Friday night, getting cozy with Ilusionist, Criss Angel, at nightclub, LAX.

Hmm, honeymoon over for Pammie and hubby, ~~Paris Hilton's sloppy seconds man~~ Rick Salomon? I thought Pamela was "busy" every night, so how'd she squeeze time out to slither all over Angel?

Perhaps Anderson, who works with Hans Klok, and Angel were swapping magic tips. As in, I'll show you my magic wand, if you show me where you hide your rabbit.

Photo source: Celebrity-gossip.net

Pamela Anderson Is TV's Sexiest Woman Ever

Sassy Smith — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 15:03:00 GMT

According to an AOL online poll, Pamela Anderson is TV's Sexiest Woman ever. That statement seems wrong. Very, very wrong. She's so, so...tacky. Tacky but pretty right? Look at that photo! She's certainly the busiest woman ever.

Here's the top 10 women who made the list:

10. Tina Louise--Gilligan’s Island
9. Catherine Bach--Dukes of Hazzard
8. Katherine Heigl--Grey’s Anatomy
7. Barbara Eden--I Dream of Jeannie
6. Diana Rigg--The Avengers
5. Eva Longoria--Desperate Housewives
4. Heather Locklear--Spin City,Melrose Place, etc.
3. Lynda Carter--Wonder Woman
2. Farrah Fawcett--Charlie’s Angels
1. Pamela Anderson--Baywatch

If you'd like to see the complete list, then you can find it here. I got through the first 17 and then I fell asleep.

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Pamela Anderson Is Busy Being A Wife & Having Sex Every Night

Sassy Smith — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 22:02:00 GMT

Baywatch star, Pamela Anderson, another one of those "mom of the year" celebrities, is newly married again and very busy being a wife, so she and her husband, Rick Salomon, have no time to party. They're busy in the bedroom.

Pam said, "I'm the happiest I've ever been. We're good for each other. We're in every night-having sex!" You know, I thought for sure, when I read she was too busy for partying, that she was going to maybe mention that she was busy, being a MOM. How naive of me.

This is definately a match made in Heaven. I mean Anderson is known for her long term relationships and Salomon is Paris Hilton's sloppy seconds guy, so why wouldn't this last? Pammie lost alot of poker games to Rick and he offered to clear her debt in return for sex. Classy.

They married in a quickie ceremony, in between Hans Klok's magic shows (which Pam is a part of) and when asked if she rushed into the marriage with Salomon, she replied, "Nah. I make all of my decisions in about five minutes." Again, classy.

On her kids, Brandon, 11, and Dylan, 9, who are happy that her show with Klok is ending soon. "My kids, they're kind of scared of him, because he might make them disappear.

Maybe he could make Pammie disappear.

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