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Womb With a 'View': Elisabeth Hasselbeck is Pregnant

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 19:05:00 GMT

The View co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck announced on this morning's show that she is expecting her third child. "I'm pregnant again!” she said. "I'm due in August. I'll try to pop this one out before we leave [on summer hiatus], Barbara."

Hasselbeck and her husband Tim are already parents to daughter Grace, 3, and son Taylor Thomas, 14 months.

"We were thoroughly happy with the surprise of it," she said. "I didn't even know for two months." The conservative Hasselbeck, who often spars with her liberal co-hosts, says she mistakenly thought she was just tired from the excitement surrounding the election, but "No – I was knocked up and didn’t realize it!"

Congratulations Elisabeth! If it's a boy, how about naming it Barack?

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Spying on the Neighbors: 11-04-08

Whit Honea — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 22:52:00 GMT

VOTE

SJP & family vote (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Ryan Phillippe votes (Gossip Girls)

More mouth from Hasselblech (Jezebel)

Gwen and her boys (Celebrity Moms)

Leather Spice (Perez Hilton)

All your Halloween needs (Celebrity Baby Blog)

Spying on the Neighbors: 4-25-08

Whit Honea — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 23:44:00 GMT

Classic Lemon.

Debra Messing and Roman (Celebrity Baby Blog)

Jennifer Lopez and twins ready to film reality show (Celebrity Moms)

Ashlee Simpson on Jimmy (Gossip Girls)

Hasselbeck and a little pony (Knocked Up Celebs)

David Beckham's jersey in divorce court (Jezebel)

Jamie Lynn and Lynne (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Angelina Jolie looking hot in the poster for Wanted (Just Jared)

Heather Locklear is HOT (Perez Hilton)

Elisabeth Hasselbeck on Larry King

Whit Honea — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 21:38:00 GMT

You know, Elisabeth Hasselbeck is actually pretty cute when she's talking mommy stuff. Too bad she talks about other stuff too.

Here's a clip of her talking babies and blogs on Larry King. Sadly, no chicken or waffles in this clip.

Photo: ESPN

Hasselbeck Family: Marching Ahead Of The Apocalypse

Hasselbeck Baby On View

What the Hell Does the View Know?

Whit Honea — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 00:29:00 GMT

Here is a clip from The View in which nobody knows what the hell they are talking about. Why don't they call it The Obstructed View? I was hoping to make fun of Elisabeth or Sherri, the usual suspects, but Whoopi swooped in to say the dumbest thing. Way to go, Whoopi.

Here you go, Whoopster, for future reference.

Hasselbeck Baby On View

HerBadMother — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 23:36:00 GMT

Elisabeth Hasselbeck, fresh off of maternity leave, brought her new son to sit in as a guest host on her first day back at The View today.

Two-month old Taylor Thomas Hasselbeck (undeniably adorable, I have to admit) joined mom and co-hosts Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Behar and Sherri Shepherd. "I thought I'd bring a little testosterone to the table today," said Hasselbeck. "He's huge," she gushed. "He's almost like 12 pounds, I think. He's just constantly on me. I call myself the Dairy Queen."

Nice. Like I needed to hear about the gushing mounds that are Elisabeth Hasselbeck's boobs. Isn't there some rule for Republicans that says that they're never allowed to talk about their body parts? There should be. Somebody get Ann Coulter on that one.

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Break Out the Champagne! Elisabeth Hasselbeck Returns to The View

sweatpantsmom — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 01:50:00 GMT

Apparently it's a very big deal that Elisabeth Hasselbeck is returning to The View on Monday after a two-month maternity leave. I'm not sure why since I've never watched the show, but I hear people are pretty excited about it; taking the day off of work to watch it, having 'Welcome Back Elisabeth' parties and inducing births so that they can say, "My baby was born on the day Elisabeth returned to The View!"

I'm totally making all of this up, of course. Who would induce birth for such a ridiculous event? It's not like when I did it, so that I could be back home in time to watch the American Idol finale.

Sherri Shepherd Shouldn't Homeschool

Whit Honea — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 14:01:00 GMT

If you watch The View as religiously as I do then you know that Sherri Shepherd isn't exactly the sharpest bulb in the burrito. First she didn't know whether or not the world was round (yes, the one we live on), and then lately she was doing some crazy photoshopping with her tongue to the historical time-line of this flat planet.

I'm not sure why she's even on the program. She should be on a reality show with Jessica Simpson. I bet Jessica knows the difference between flat and round.

BTW, the sweet little boy is Sherri's son Jeffery. We should all chip in now and get the kid a set of encyclopedias. I feel like we owe him.

Photo: Celebrity Moms

Elisabeth Hasselbeck: Switching Teams

HerBadMother — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 20:01:00 GMT

For Hilary Clinton, no less. The conservative co-host of The View - currently on maternity leave - reportedly received a note from Hilary Clinton that was just so lovely and flattering that Hasselbeck sent Barbara Walters an e-mail stating that the former First Wife and possible first female president could very likely 'swing' her.

To the Democrats, that is. Which I think is actually about as likely as Hasselbeck becoming a lesbian and bedding down with Rosie O'Donnell, but then again, ratings are ratings, and what better way to bang back into that co-host chair than to announce a big ol' girl crush on Hilary Clinton? (Whaddup with Hilary, though - seducing La Hasselbeck, a conservative shrew if ever there was one? Is she that desperate for supporters, or does she just like her boobs?)

Source: GabbyBabble

Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Sweet Voice Announces Baby's Name on The View: Updated- Baby Photo!

Whit Honea — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 17:34:00 GMT

Elisabeth ~~Coulter~~ Hasselbeck called up the old gang at ABC's "The View" to talk about her new baby boy and to reveal his name for the whole world, or at least the few hundred that watch the show, to enjoy.

The name is Taylor Thomas. I wanted to put a video on, but I couldn't figure out how to ~~steal~~ borrow it from ABC. Here's a link to the video instead. Enjoy.

Photos: ABC

Elisabeth Hasselbeck: Mommyblogger

HerBadMother — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 23:03:00 GMT

Elisabeth Hasselbeck will be coping with the slow pace of Arizona on her maternity leave from The View by blogging.

"I was intimidated by the whole [blogging] process," she admits, "But after doing my first one, I'm actually thankful to be marking this time in my life. And it's a nice way for people to keep up with me."

Yes, of course, because we're all desperately keen to keep up with her. Perhaps she can enlighten us further about her views on the loose women who have abortions, or expound upon the moral superiority of vapid blonde pseudo-celebrities. Maybe she'll just tell us all about how it's waaaay easier to be a super-good mom if you have your housekeepers wash baby's laundry with Dreft Detergent (the sponsors of her blog.)

All of which is to say, I have no intention of reading her blog. I have trouble keeping up with the gazillions of great mom blogs out there (starting with all those of my colleagues here at Babble, awesome parent-bloggers all) without worrying about the wholly mediocre ones. So, yeah - no thanks.

(photo credit: Bennett Raglin / WireImage)

Elisabeth Hasselbeck in a New York State of Mind

Whit Honea — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 18:23:00 GMT

Elisabeth Hasselbeck and her daughter Grace (in a Maclaren Volo Stroller, Salmon, $89.95) will be moving to Arizona soon and they wanted to say goodbye to the old neighborhood and all the stuff they ~~hate~~ are going to miss.

New York just won't be the same without them. Things will be so quiet, and slightly more tolerant.

Photos: Babyrazzi

Coulteresque Hasselbeck to Take Stupidity and Husband to Arizona: A Poll

Whit Honea — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 17:35:00 GMT

The biggest difference between Ann Coulter and Elisabeth Hasselbeck is the former's adam's apple. It's definitely the biggest thing between her mouth and the holy ground she walks on. Also, Elisabeth was able to stop spewing hate long enough to get pregnant.

Hasselbeck is going to Arizona. I'm guessing Coulter will be going someplace even hotter.

The man lucky enough to get a full view 24/7 is her husband Tim Hasselbeck, a NFL quarterback who was just acquired by the Arizona Cardinals. He will be the ~~3rd~~ 4th QB this season.

I went to a game in Arizona earlier this season. Nice stadium. Good crowd. What do you think will piss them off first, Tim's arm or Elisabeth's mouth?

Photo: New York Social Diary

Elisabeth Hasselbeck Thinks Abortions are Superficial. Sarah Silverman Just Thinks They're Super!

Whit Honea — Sun, 07 Oct 2007 15:53:00 GMT

I can't do justice to the level of stupidity that is Elisabeth Hasselbeck any better than HBM already did. However, I may be able to shed a little light on why she used the middle of a totally unrelated segment of The View to perform her one-woman play, The I Hate Vaginas Monologue.

You may recall that in a moment of Coulteresque whimsy Hasselbeck started sprouting off about why women get abortions. Yes, they're superficial. You probably already knew that.

While I couldn't find anyone in the world to support her theory, I was able to locate someone that might clear things up a bit. You see, Sarah Silverman knows what Hasselbeck meant, abortions aren't "superficial" they're just plain ol' super!

This video may be offensive to you. Yes, I'm talking to you Elisabeth.

Video: Perez Hilton

This Makes Me Want To Smack Elisabeth Hasselbeck Upside The Head (Figuratively, But Still)

HerBadMother — Sat, 06 Oct 2007 22:32:00 GMT

I don't have anything personal against Elisabeth Hasselbeck, I really don't. I'm not sure what it is, exactly, that she has to offer the world, but I also wondered that about Star Jones, so whatever. So I generally don't pay much attention to the crap that she spews. It's not crap on a level with the fecal spewage that escapes the likes of Ann Coulter, so it's pretty easy to ignore.

But then she had to go and start spouting nonsense - apropos of nothing at all - about the reasons that women get abortions, and as much as I tried to plug my ears and chant LA LA LA LA LA LA to block the grating din of her asshat opinion, I just couldn't STOP. THE. NOISE.

According to Elisabeth Hasselbeck, it should be difficult for women to get abortions. Women, she says, get abortions for superficial reasons. If abortions were harder to come by, then women wouldn't just, you know, kill babies for no good reason.

As Whoopi Goldberg so astutely pointed out in response to Hasselbeck's nonsense, unless girlfriend has been in a position where she's had to contemplate such a decision - because of poverty, because of social sanction, because of sexual assualt, because of lack of support, because of fear, because of any one of the innumerable, painful reasons that pushes women and girls to make such a terrible decision - she can just shut her mouth. It is the very, very rare woman who makes that decision lightly, and it is the very, very rare woman who leaves that decision lightly: most women go into it gripped with sadness, and come out of it the same way, save for whatever measure of relief has been afforded them for being able to escape circumstances that they feared would be far worse. Nobody wants to get an abortion, Hasselcrack. It's not a weekend in Vegas. Oh, hey, I think I'll go get an abortion this weekend - I could use a coupla days of rest, and I didn't want this baby anyway!

It's one thing to be 'against' abortion (which is fine, but isn't everybody 'against' abortion in the sense that we all wish that it didn't have to happen? Nobody is FOR abortion; they're for the right of women to access it if they need it); it's quite another to suggest that women who get abortions are vapid, self-absorbed twits.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck is a vapid, self-absorbed twit. Whether she's an evil one, or a stupid one, I haven't quite figured out yet. I'll keep you posted.

FameCrawler : hasselbeck

Womb With a 'View': Elisabeth Hasselbeck is Pregnant

Spying on the Neighbors: 11-04-08

Spying on the Neighbors: 4-25-08

Elisabeth Hasselbeck on Larry King

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Hasselbeck Family: Marching Ahead Of The Apocalypse

Hasselbeck Baby On View

What the Hell Does the View Know?

Hasselbeck Baby On View

Break Out the Champagne! Elisabeth Hasselbeck Returns to The View

Sherri Shepherd Shouldn't Homeschool

Elisabeth Hasselbeck: Switching Teams

Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Sweet Voice Announces Baby's Name on The View: Updated- Baby Photo!

Elisabeth Hasselbeck: Mommyblogger

Elisabeth Hasselbeck in a New York State of Mind

Coulteresque Hasselbeck to Take Stupidity and Husband to Arizona: A Poll

Elisabeth Hasselbeck Thinks Abortions are Superficial. Sarah Silverman Just Thinks They're Super!

This Makes Me Want To Smack Elisabeth Hasselbeck Upside The Head (Figuratively, But Still)