FameCrawler : heather mills

Heather Mills' Leg Goes Flying In Supermarket Tumble

Josh loposer — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 21:02:00 GMT

This is so wrong ... but sooo funny. On her Twitter site, Beatle ex-wife Heather Mills confirmed that she and her leg were recently involved in an incident that sent her prosthetic leg flying through a supermarket.

“Slipped on spilled milk while being followed down supermarket aisle by two teenage boys, ended up on my ass but they rescued my leg and me,” Heather thanked her ‘heroes’ and is believed to have been left relatively unhurt by the accident.

Personally, I still can't believe that this didn't happen at least once during the filming of Dancing with the Stars. I really hope Heather's 5 year-old daughter Beatrice wasn't around to witness the fall. I bet that would be pretty traumatizing, seeing your amputee mother take a nasty spill and see her leg go flying off. Yikes.

Glad to hear that she was unhurt. That supermarket's pretty lucky, if she weren't trying to sell boatloads of veggie burgers, she'd probably sue the pants off of them...

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Spying on the Neighbors: 2-25-09

Whit Honea — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 22:02:00 GMT

So, is everyone on the island or what?

My name is Ethan (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Kate Moss is bright in pink (Jezebel)

Bale is game (TMZ)

Heather Mills gets a cut (Scanner)

Singing Branchs (Knocked Up Celebs)

Squishing Meyers (Celebrity Baby Blog)

Nancy Shevell and Paul McCartney are Not Engaged (Photos)

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 23:05:00 GMT

Return that toaster - the wedding between Nancy Shevell and Paul McCartney is apparently only a rumor. McCartney publicist Paul Freundlich says, "There's no truth to it."

Both the Sunday Mirror and Sunday Telegraph reported that McCartney had received approval from his children if he wanted to go ahead with the marriage. The publications also reported that Shevell, 49, was granted a divorce ending a 23-year union with Bruce Blakeman on December 9, but did not refer to any public legal documents.

I'm sure McCartney's daughter Beatrice gave her approval as well - the Beatle had a contentious divorce with Beatrice's mom, Heather Mills, that ended last year with plenty of mud-slinging and Mills receiving almost $50 million.

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Sir Paul McCartney To Marry Again!

Sassy Smith — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 17:07:00 GMT

Sir Paul McCartney is set to tie the knot once again! The 66-year-old former Beatle will marry his girlfriend Nancy Shevell, whom he's been dating since November of 2007. Paul's children, including daughter Stella (who did not like his ex-wife Heather Mills) and Ms. Shevell's 17-year-old son (with her ex-husband Mr. Blakeman), have given the couple their blessings.

A pal said of Paul getting Stella's blessing, "Getting Stella's seal of approval was very important for Paul. All Paul's children had massive reservations about Heather - but it was Stella who was the most vociferous."

Sir Paul and Nancy also received approval from Paul's first wife, Linda's family - the Eastmans. Actually, years ago, Paul and Linda were friends with the Blakemans and used to holiday together at times in the Hamptons before Linda's passing from cancer in 1998.

And friends of Paul's also believe Nancy is a better fit than Heather Mills ever was.

An insider explains, "Nancy has been through a lot, not least overcoming breast cancer. She also comes from a similar wealthy East Coast background to Linda. They shared a similar outlook on life. She joined the family firm in the 1980s and has become wealthy in her own right. It makes everyone comfortable that she is clearly not after Paul's money."

Congrats! Maybe Sir Paul's youngest daughter, Beatrice, will be the flower girl!

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Spying on the Neighbors: 1-05-06

Whit Honea — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 22:04:00 GMT

Two more minutes and it's free!

Tina and the girls (Celebs and Bubs)

Thai-less Kate (Gossip Girls)

Frozen Brodericks (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Kate offers congrats to Lance (The Superficial)

Heather Mills getting cut? (Jezebel)

Inducing Church (Knocked Up Celebs)

Heather Mills: Sprayed, And Possibly Neutered

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 19:05:00 GMT

I'm not sure if that headline even makes sense, but it sure sounds good. The story is that Heather Mills, she of the $35 million divorce settlement, is being sued by a former nanny who was hired to take care of her daughter Beatrice. Sara Trumble is claiming that the former Mrs. Paul McCartney required her to blow-dry Mills' hair, work unreasonable hours, and spray-tan a naked Mills. I'm sure the question on everyone's lips is: Does little Beatrice know that mommy's tan is fake?

According to Mills' spokesperson, "Heather is devastated that Sara, who Heather considered a part of her family, should choose to level these accusations at her. This claim will be vigorously defended."

I'm not sure what planet this Sara is from, but doesn't she realize that spray-tanning your naked employer is in the job description of most companies? At least that's what I was told when I was applying for my last job and the guy who was interviewing me stripped down and handed me a can of Coppertone Bronzer.

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Best of FameCrawler: Week of November 21st

Whit Honea — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 21:00:00 GMT

BREAKING NEWS: Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz Welcome a Boy!

Angelina Jolie: Pax Still Saves His Food

Travis Barker's Plane Crash: Crash Recordings Released

Five Reasons Mariah Carey IS Pregnant With Nick Cannon's Baby

Ireland Basinger-Baldwin Turns 22

Balthazar Getty and Rosetta- Back Together

Minnie Driver Is Eating to Get Slim

Beatrice McCartney: Life Father, Like Daughter

Top Hollywood Tot: Miss Suri Cruise

Has Something Gone Wrong With Ashlee Simpson's Pregnancy?

Heather Mills Got Third Boob Job

What Real Estate Crisis? David Beckham's Trashed Childhood Home Selling for $1.5 Million

Beatrice McCartney: Life Father, Like Daughter

Whit Honea — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 23:35:00 GMT

Beatrice McCartney is following in her famous Daddy's (bare) footsteps and putting the sweet sounds of her voice to wax (or whatever the kids are using these days).

Five-year-old Beatrice will be singing on the soundtrack for Shrek 4. The song is actually Paul's, but seeing as the Shrek franchise is Bea's favorite she'll be singing harmonies on the track.

How cool is that?

It pays to have a living legend for a parent (and of course a terrible hag, too).

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Heather Mills Got Third Boob Job

Karl Erikson — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 18:38:00 GMT

Former model and McCartney Heather Mills has gotten yet another boob job. She's been getting tons of comments about her "wonky" cleavage. A source told the Sun, "Heather was a model before she met Paul and she wants to make sure she still looks good."

Her first time under the knife was for a breast reduction when she was in her 20s. Then she had a boob lift after Beatrice was born in 2003. Shame they can't lift her personality, too. Guess they don't have any operations to get rid of bitch.

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One Legged Whore Seeks Rich Undiscriminating Man

Karl Erikson — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 12:35:00 GMT

WARNING: Men everywhere, be on the lookout. The serpent is on the loose again.

"I've been single for two-and-a-half years now," says ex-McCartney Heather Mills, "so yeah, I'm ready to start dating again." Heather, 40, has a daughter with Paul McCartney - Beatrice, who is 4. Lord knows what sort of bullshit Heather is brainwashing that kid with.

Heather says, "Do I have lots of men hitting on me? Always! It's very flattering. I'm not looking for any particular type of man, I don't have an ideal. I'm open to different types of people."

Especially old rich rockers. Ugh, cannot imagine who in their right mind would want to get with that wench.

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Karl Erikson — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 18:02:00 GMT

Poor, poor Heather Mills. She bought an economy seat on a British Airways flight and then asked for a "club class" upgraded seat when she got to check-in. The British Airways clerk said that Heather would have to pay £1,700 to be moved and Heather said no.

A fellow passenger said, "Heather was muttering about not being upgraded which, if she'd still been Sir Paul's wife, she might have been. She seemed to think she would still be entitled to VIP treatment, but it seems the airline had other thoughts."

First of all, who the hell does Heather Mills think she is? She got over $40 million ripping off Paul McCartney. That's her claim to fame. And why the frak would she buy an economy seat, anyway? If I had that much money I'd never fly coach again. But to expect a free upgrade?

What a bitch. Never liked that one-legged golddigging whore. I hope she got seated between a pair of incredibly obese flatulent men, and that she loses custody of little 5-year-old Beatrice. She certainly can't be teaching her anything good.

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Will the Real Heather Please Stand Up?

Paul McCartney Death Threat

Shocker! Heather Mills Lied About Paul McCartney

Reason #879 Why Paul McCartney Rules

Will The Real Heather Mills Please Stand Up?

trix — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 13:32:00 GMT

Heather Mills can't decide who she wants to be? Or rather she just doesn't care what people think about her anymore.

One day she could be donating 3 years worth of Veggie burgers to a local children's charity and the very next, suing her former assistant for $500,000 dollars.

She recently gave 1 million dollars to a food charity and helped cook at a vegan barbecue for low income families. She'll be receiving hounors from the Congressman Josi Serrano and Bronx Borough President Adolfo Carrisn.

That's the good.

Now for the bad.

Her former assistant said, "Heather is a calculating, pathological liar and the biggest bitch on the planet."

That's nothing new! So why is she suing her for $500,000? She says breach of contract, and falsehood after Elyzabeth's interview in Britain's News of the World. There are several discrepancies between the story Heather is splashing about town and the one that her assistant is telling as to the reason that they went their separate ways.

Hmmm, does she care what people think or the perception of reality?

Shocker! Heather Mills Lied About Paul McCartney

Paul McCartney Death Threat

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Paul McCartney Death Threat

Sassy Smith — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 19:03:00 GMT

What the heck kind of scare tactic is this? The former Beatle is being threatened....

Paul McCartney is set to play at Israel's 60th anniversary and that isn't making the 66-year-old any friends.

TMZ is reporting that a militant Muslim leader has made threats against McCartney if he goes ahead with the September 25 show in Tel Aviv. And what's the threat? A suicide bombing! Seriously? For some old famous guy to perform?

According to the Sunday Express, preacher Omar Bakri stated, "He will not be safe there. The sacrifice operatives will be waiting for them."

OMG - we've got to now be PC with suicide bombers - "sacrifice operatives." Lord.

Paul doesn't plan on canceling. Seriously? He's a dad with one child still very young to raise! I get his point but if I were being threatened like that, I would totally cancel. But that's me, paranoid mom.

Hopefully if he does do the show, he'll be okay.

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Reason #879 Why Paul McCartney Rules

Spying on the Neighbors: 9-15-08

Whit Honea — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 21:14:00 GMT

One week to "Heroes" and counting...

Sarah Palin wigs!! (StyleList)

Killer faith (Celebrity Baby Blog)

Brit's twofer (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Buzz Beckham (Jezebel)

Big kid, small Kidman (binkywood)

Eva Longoria hates Heather Mills (Hollyscoop)

JLo lied to Klum? (Gossip Girls)

Shocker! Heather Mills Lied About Paul McCartney

Karl Erikson — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 14:38:00 GMT

OK, it's really not all that shocking. Heather Mills is a liar. Someone her age (40) doesn't marry someone Paul McCartney's age (66) for love. Yeah, maybe I'm cynical, but I'm also right. Mills shares a child with McCartney, 5-year-old Beatrice Milly McCartney.

Heather Mills' former PR person admits that Heather lied all throughout her divorce proceedings. Michele Elyzabeth quit as Mills' publicist in July, saying she was an "impossible woman" after 4 years in her employ.

Elyzabeth says, "Heather used me as her mouthpiece for 4 years, and I'm ashamed to say throughout that time I simply told lies. Now I realise she conned me."

You're not the only one, Michele. She conned Paul, too.

"She’d run down Paul as a man and be very nasty about him. She was exceptionally dismissive about him, going into graphic detail about their love lives. She was very indiscreet," Michele goes on to say. "I've asked myself many times what was Heather's motivation, but it all points to one thing - money. She's a gold digger. I'm certain her marriage to Paul was all about the money."

To make a long story short, Michele tells about how Heather:

leaked false stories to blacken Paul’s name.
bugged Paul's private conversation to dig up dirt.
vowed to destroy the former Beatle.
tricked the world into thinking she’d been dumped penniless but secretly...
banked over £3 million from her estranged husband while skipping out on bills and getting freebies.
lied to the public over how much she gave to charity.

Yep, Heather is a total bitch through and through. I knew it all along. She probably doesn't even have a fake leg.

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Phil Collins-Something In The Air, Nothing In The Bank Account

trix — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 18:06:00 GMT

Phil Collins didn't settle his divorce, he paid in blood.

He is paying out his now ex-wife 46.7 million dollars. I know that this is chump change to his $280 million dollar net worth but still, Yikes!!!

Phil Collins, 57, and Cevey, 35, have two children: Nicolas, 8, and Matthew, 4.

I bet Heather Mills wishes she had Orianne Cevey's attorney, Orianne is getting 2 million more than Heather. Maybe we'll see her in court suing her lawyer because she wants that extra 2 million.

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Reason #879 Why Paul McCartney Rules

Whit Honea — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 16:56:00 GMT

As we mentioned earlier, Paul McCartney and his new love are on a road trip across historic Route 66. They appear to be spreading sunshine everywhere they go. That's the McCartney way.

While stopped in Amarillo, Texas a man named Don Dunavin approached Paul with his 4-month-old son Jude. Jude was named for the son, which in turn was named for a boy. Kind of makes your head spin, doesn't it?

McCartney, being the kind of all that is good and holy said, "I've got something for him."

He took out his harmonica, because badasses always carry their harmonica on their person, and played "Hey Jude." The crowd went wild.

Says Dunavin, "Jude was smiling at him. I told my wife to get the camera out and he stopped. He said, 'Please, no pictures.' But then started playing some more."

See, that's pretty darn cool, isn't it?

I knew I should have named my kid "Yesterday."

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Paul McCartney To Love Her Do?

Whit Honea — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 12:29:00 GMT

Paul McCartney is currently traveling with his new girlfriend Nancy Shevell across America on the legendary Route 66. The road is more diners and giftshops than long and winding, but word is he's enjoying it all the same.

In fact, he's enjoying it so much that rumors are flying that he may propose to Shevell.

Britain's News of the World quotes a source as saying, "Paul's utterly enchanted with Nancy and he's already rolling the idea of marriage around in his head. He adores everything about her. He thinks she's 'The One' and told (his daughter) Stella as much.

"He said, 'What would you say if I asked Nancy to be the next Mrs. McCartney?' And she joked back, 'At least she's financially independent.'"

Look at the sense of humor on Stella.

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Paul McCartney Writes a Love Song...For HEATHER MILLS?

Karen — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 19:02:00 GMT

Oh yes, it's true. Paul McCartney has written a love song and it's meant for ex-wife Heather Mills.

“I long to know all your secrets, I want to walk through your fire. Light up my eyes with your smile.”

"I was awakened by magic. I was alone in the world. Take me away form here."

Although now "worlds apart," he writes, “we could climb every mountain, swim through every sea. When all the world is asleep we could set ourselves free.”

A friend explains to The Daily Mail:

“What the song shows is that rather than feeling embittered towards Heather, Paul just feels sorry for her. He feels sorry that she was never able to tell him the full truth about her past life. He feels that their romance happened so fast and so publicly that a lot never really got said. Paul knows Heather is a complex person and deeply misunderstood –- but that she has hardly helped herself by being less than transparent about her life.”

I feel sorry for her too. She should just give me the $50 million and we'll call it a day.

Spying on the Neighbors: 8-05-08

Whit Honea — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 21:02:00 GMT

I need a beer.

Tori Spelling talks (Knocked Up Celebs)

Tom Cruise dances and curses (TomKatCrazy)

Katie Homes knows practice might make it better (Gossip Girls)

McCartney records love song for Mills? (Hot Momma Gossip)

Pictures of the Jolie-Pitt family- until they're forced to pull them (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Gwen Stefani is still pregnant (TMZ)

Words from Brad and Angie (Perez Hilton)

Spying on the Neighbors: 7-31-08

Whit Honea — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 21:02:00 GMT

Happy birthday, Dad!

Gillian Anderson still pregnant in London (Gossip Girls)

Katie Holmes and the firemen (Jezebel)

A-Rod hits back (TMZ)

The Spanish royals (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

86 Lutfi (The Superficial)

Mills is full of it (Perez Hilton)

Heather Mills' Publicist Comes To Her Senses

sweatpantsmom — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 19:05:00 GMT

Heather Mills alienated half the world when she got shared custody of daughter Beatrice and a crapload of money from Paul McCartney in their divorce and custody dispute. Now she's working on the other half: Michele Elyzabeth, Mills' U.S. rep, quit and has released a statement calling the activist "impossible."

“After working for Heather Mills for the past four years, I have decided to cease representing her. Since her divorce has become final, in my opinion, Heather has become an impossible person,” Elyzabeth said in a statement released to the media.

“Yesterday, we engaged in a heated argument during which she called me ‘stupid.’” Elyzabeth’s statement continued. “I reminded her that she was not ‘God’ and she answered, ‘I will never ever talk to you again.’”

(Note to Beatrice: Never try to tell mommy she's not God.)

Now apparently Elyzabeth is mad as hell and not going to take it any more. “I have been very patient in my dealings with Heather, however, I cannot take any more,” Elyzabeth wrote. “I have given her substantial unpaid time and attention. I am owed money. I refuse to be subjected to her outbursts. On reflection and given the way I have been treated, I now have sympathy with much of what the British press has reported about her.”

Ouch.

Spying on the Neighbors: 7-17-08

Whit Honea — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 21:39:00 GMT

I think there is a line for Batman.

The SJP boys (Jezebel)

Heather Mills is rich (fametastic)

Eddie Vedder and daughter (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Katie Holmes new cut (Perez Hilton)

A Madden club? (Richie Fan)

Karma's a B*tch, Heather Mills

Karen — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 14:38:00 GMT

Heather Mills is smitten with a new boy. She met 36 year old Jamie Walker at the Tenerife hotel where he works. She 'fell' for Walker when she saw him playing with her daughter Beatrice, 4.

"I'm under strict instructions not to talk to you about this. But I guess you already know it all then. Just be nice about me," News of the World quoted Jamie, as saying.

A friend said: "Heather is completely infatuated with Jamie. He is a gym junkie and Heather has been boasting his body is so much fitter than Paul's.

"She likes the way he is with Beatrice and his gentle manner towards her. That has played a major part in their blossoming relationship,” the friend added.

A source said: "She went over to talk to him with her nanny and there was an instant spark.

"The next day, Heather got her nanny to call Jamie to say, ‘You know that woman you were talking to, would you like to go out to dinner with her?' Jamie was miffed that Heather hadn't bothered to ask him out herself. But he agreed to go.

"It was a secret operation because hotel staff aren't allowed to mix with the guests. Heather and Jamie managed two secret dinner dates before she returned to England.

"The first was with some friends. The second dinner was just the two of them alone.

"They got close but nothing sexual happened," the source added.

The friend said: "Heather has given him a glimpse of her glamorous lifestyle and he definitely wants more.

"He can't believe his luck that she has fallen for him in such a big way. Jamie has been telling everyone that he is in love. He is over the moon to have a multi-millionairess hot on his case."

"Heather bombards Jamie with sexy texts and phone calls. One saucy text read: ‘I'm in the Jacuzzi thinking of you'.

"They speak every day, often for hours at a time,” the friend added.

Heather Mills makes me wretch. She's so childish and you know she's going after this boy to try and tick Paul off, who likely could care less. Secondly, Karma's coming sister -- that 19 year old is so not interested in you. He's interested in the money you got from the divorce.

Spying on the Neighbors: 5-18-08

Whit Honea — Sun, 18 May 2008 21:38:00 GMT

Dum, dee, dum, dee, dum.

Dr. Cox debuts Billie Grace (Celebrity Baby Blog)

Larry and Danielynn at Universal Studios (Gabsmash)

Solo Spice (Perez Hilton)

Naomi and Alexander (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Maggie Gyllenhaal speaks (Knocked Up Celebs)

Heather Mills finally gets a date (Gabby Babble)