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Spying on the Neighbors: 12-03-08

Whit Honea — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 21:57:00 GMT

21 shopping days and counting...

Tina Fey was fat? (Scanner)

Good Becks (Knocked Up Celebs)

Kelly and Mark are OK (Gossip Girls)

Pregnant Garner (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Does the statue have fishnets? (Celebrity Baby Blog)

Lip-Sync Britney (Perez Hilton)

Spying on the Neighbors: 7-2-08

Whit Honea — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 19:05:00 GMT

Those kids better not shoot any bottle-rockets towards us.

Teri Hatcher snubbed by Emmy (Gabby Babble)

Sheryl Crow and Wyatt (Celebrity Moms)

Suri's mad money (Celebrity Baby Blog)

Gwen Stefani will be skinny again (Expo Say)

Daddy Lohan still and idiot (Perez Hilton)

Daniel Day-Lewis and family hit the streets (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Angelina Looks Happy, Says Her Dad

Karen — Sat, 31 May 2008 21:09:00 GMT

Jon Voight, Angelina Jolie's dad has been keeping an eye on his little girl.

"She looks very happy now," Voight, 69, told People Thursday night. And "very heavy!" he added when asked what he thought of Jolie's pregnant pictures from the Cannes Film Festival. "She looks like she's having a couple of babies."

Jolie recently told press that her and her dad are working on building their relationship.

"We are going to try to get to know each other and maybe try not to be this daddy and daughter, but to be there for each other as friends in the coming years," she said.

That's nice. I hope it all works out.

Pictures Of The Brangelina Compound

Karen — Tue, 27 May 2008 21:27:00 GMT

So THIS is where Angelina and Brad are going to settle down. Huh. Looks big. Aren't they afraid of losing the kids in this giant city they just bought? Or are they going to be like the Duggars and just keep having children until there are so many it's an entirely new culture of beautiful people who look after each other and make French Toast? That's IT! The rest of us aren't good enough to hang out with them so they're raising their own society. Brilliant. Given how much I hate people, I think it's a great idea.

Just LOOK at that place. I bet it's filled with French pastries. I hope they adopt me too. Us people haters have to stick together. No dumbass, it's NOT an oxymoron. Clearly you don't qualify.

Look at my people. LOOK AT MY PEOPLE!

Angelina Remembers Her Mother At Cannes

Karen — Mon, 26 May 2008 15:33:00 GMT

A pregnant Angelina told the press at Cannes that her latest performance was inspired by her late mother. Clint Eastwood and Angleina were being honored for "Changeling," a film based in 1920's Los Angeles, about a lost boy and a corrupt police department.

"I lost my mother a few months before the film and to me [this character is] very much like my mother," said Jolie at a press conference right after the film's world premiere. Her mother, actress Marcheline Bertrand, died in January of 2007.

"My mother was very passive in many ways and very, very sweet but when it came to her children she was a lion. Christine reminded me of my mom and it was a way to revisit my mother and spend time with her. So it was very nice and - in that way - very healing and interesting for me."

"When I first read it, I couldn't put it down and then I couldn't stop thinking about it," said Jolie. "But I didn't necessarily want to do it. I didn't want to experience what that felt like for months. When Clint was doing it, I knew that he would help me through it and that it wouldn't be too painful."

The Jolie-Pitt's Buy a $60 Million Dollar House

Karen — Mon, 26 May 2008 13:03:00 GMT

What do you get when you cross 1,000-acres of land, 35 bedrooms, a vineyard, a lake, a forest and moat? (Seriously, wait till you hear THIS!)

You get the new home of Angelina, Brad, Maddox, Pax, Zahara, Shiloh, and a couple of unborn Brangelina spawn. Good thing these twins should pull in $20 million!

"It's called Chateau Miraval in a village called Brignol, which is near from Aix-en-Provence," a source tells E! News. "And it's absolutely unbelievable.

"Brad and Angelina are thrilled, they love the place and have already been furniture shopping to fill the place as it's massive," the insider added. "They've already spent almost another million on furniture and the whole family can't wait to move in."

If the above laundry list of features wasn't enough for you, the estate also features a swimming pool, billiards room, indoor pool, his-and-hers gyms, sauna and jacuzzi and a huge banquet hall.

The bonus for the Jolie-Pitts? Except for the ponies and goats grazing in the nearby fields, "the house is surrounded by a forest so they'll have total privacy, which is exactly what they're after," the source tells E! "No one will ever be able to get pictures of them relaxing at home, it's just impossible."

I gotta hand it to them -- if they are doing this to protect their children from the paparazzi, kudos.

Twin Girls for Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt!

Whit Honea — Wed, 07 May 2008 06:35:00 GMT

Pax and Maddox need to enjoy every moment they have in the bathroom while they still can. They are about to double the number of sisters they have and life will never be the same.

Of course it will be better, but I'm serious about that bathroom thing.

Star Magazine is reporting that Angelina Jolie is fine after a scare and that she is getting ready to have two more daughters. "Brad can't wait — he absolutely adores little girls," says a source. "And Angelina just loves seeing him and the other kids so excited and happy."

We're kind of excited, too.

Alison Sweeny is the Biggest Winner

Whit Honea — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 14:25:00 GMT

The next challenge was not eating the baby.

See how I captioned that photo by being funny, clever and kind of mean at the same time. It's a gift.

That adorable centerpiece is Ben, the son of Alison Sweeny. Alison is the host of NBC's weight-loss reality/game show "The Biggest Loser."

Don't worry, they weren't really going to eat him. Ben has immunity.

Photo: Ali's Blog