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Shauna Sand's Husband is Freaking Nuts, Allegedly

Whit Honea — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 21:04:00 GMT

Shauna Sand has a temporary restraining order against her husband Romain Chavent, claiming that he beat her- in front of her daughters no less.

Sand says that Chavent hit her in her stomach, threw her against a wall and punched her in her newly reconstructed breasts.

All of this is awful, obviously, but there's more. Sand also claims that Chavent "threatened to sell nude photos of my children that he took of them when he was babysitting."

WTF? Why the hell is the restraining order temporary?

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Hayden Panettiere Says Police Were Looking For 15 Minutes

Karl Erikson — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 12:27:00 GMT

Several weeks ago, Hayden Paniettiere's inebriated father, Alan, was arrested and held on $50,000 bond for allegedly striking his drunken wife in the face for allegedly flirting with other men. Now Hayden, star of "Heroes" and a brand-new 19 year-old, says it was much ado about nothing.

She told Extra TV, "It was blown way out of proportion by a sheriff who wanted his fifteen minutes of fame. My family is wonderful -- so very happy. We're all great."

In other words, Alan didn't smack his wife, Lesley, in the face. He punched her in the crotch.

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Daddy Rock: Coldplay's "Violet Hill" Video

Whit Honea — Sun, 18 May 2008 19:29:00 GMT

Daddy Chris Martin, frontman of Coldplay, is having a banner summer. His wife Gwyneth Paltrow has a little movie out called Iron Man and he's got a new album. Looks like Apple and Moses will be able to get that new V-Smile game they've been eyeing.

Here's Chris and the lads with their new video for "Violet Hill."

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Hello, Harlow!

Whit Honea — Thu, 08 May 2008 14:04:00 GMT

Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Lionel Richie:

Hello!
Is it me you're looking for?
I can see it in your eyes
I can see it in your smile
You're all Ive ever wanted
And my arms are open wide
Because you know just what to say
And you know just what to do
And I want to tell you so much
I love you

I long to see the sunlight in your hair
And tell you time and time again
How much I care
Sometimes I feel my heart will overflow
Hello!

Oh, and here are some pictures of Nicole and Joel:

Photos: Harpers Bazaar via Celebs and Bubs

MTV Asks: Was Jamie Lynn Raped?

HerBadMother — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 18:16:00 GMT

Actually, they're framing the question more as "is Jamie-Lynn's pregnancy which may or may not be the result of a rape legal?" Which, really, it's a bit late and a lot pointless to be asking that question, isn't it? And, also, you know, maybe a little bit alarmist?

Sure, nobody seems to be quite sure of Casey Aldridge's exact age - he could be as old as nineteen, which complicates the legality of his, erm, relations with Jamie Lynn - nor do they know where, exactly, those relations took place (both which have a bearing upon whether those relations could be called statutory rape) but please - isn't the whole legality of the relationship that probably* spawned this child kind of beside the point? I mean, she's a teenager who's about to have a baby and who may or may not be equipped to deal with the pressures of having said baby, so aren't there bigger things to worry about here?

It's not on the scale of Miley-Cyrus-Gone-Topless, granted - we are, after all, talking about a knocked-up girl who's hiding out in Louisana, and not dropping her clothes for major magazines - but still. New baby for a girl who's terrified of becoming a mother? That's the real hand-wringer here, not the question of whether her boyfriend is 18 or 19 and whether or not they did it in Louisiana.

*(Probably, because nobody ever did really dispute those rumors that there was another, older man in the picture at the supposed time of conception. Which, yes, eeewwww, but worth pointing out here.)

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Hey, Jamie Lynn - Isn't It A Bit Too Early To Be Emulating Britney?

HerBadMother — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 19:25:00 GMT

I suppose that this question is coming a bit too late, seeing as Jamie Lynn hasn't exactly proved herself to be in possession of vastly superior judgment skills to those of her sister, but still. I had least hoped that in some things - say, modest Frappuccino consumpion, safe driving, or other basic life skills - Jamie Lynn might make some sort of effort to steer away from her sister's path. but apparently not.

Jamie Lynn was caught on tape the other day driving without a seatbelt. Which, you know, we're all accustomed to with Britney - who needs seatbelts and child-seats when you're a supah-stah?!? - but still. I'd had higher hopes for Jamie. I mean, it was clear that she could pump her own gas without the aid of paparazzi - why shouldn't we expect that she could follow basic rules of vehicular safety for herself and her unborn child?

Yeah, well. I should know better than to even toy with the word 'expectations' when it comes to celebrities.

You can check out the video of Jamie Lynn declining to buckle up HERE.

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Mama Spears Is Ashamed Of Jamie Lynn

HerBadMother — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 15:15:00 GMT

Life & Style magazine is reporting that Lynn Spears, mom of the young and pregnant Jamie Lynn Spears, is disappointed that her daughter got knocked up so young. The magazine says that Lynne spoke exclusively to one of its reporters while en route from L.A. to New Orleans, and that she confided, "I'm a bit disappointed that my youngest daughter got pregnant at such an early age."

Which, if it's true, demonstrates a lack of judgment (telling a reporter that you're ashamed of your kid? You want that kid to hate you?) that possibly matches that involved in having unprotected sex at any age. But, really, it's got to be highly unlikely that the story is true. I mean, the Spears family doesn't demonstrate strong skills in judgment, in general, but they do know their press, and so I doubt very much that Mama spears slipped up in this way.

Not that she might not have those thoughts in private. I certainly would strongly prefer that my own daughter not get pregnant in her teens. But I would keep my mouth shut about it, to her and to everyone else.

In any case, OK! magazine - almost as upstanding an authority as Life & Style - has come to Lynn's defense: they say the L&S interview never happened, quoting a spokesperson: "When Lynne Spears is ready to give an interview, I can assure you it will be a true account, without speculation as to whether or not she participated."

Oooookay, then. Glad that's cleared up. Thanks, tabloids!

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Britney's Gonna Do It Again

Jamie Lynn Fears Childbirth

HerBadMother — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:46:00 GMT

And so she should. It ain't no walk in the park. Really, it's not. The thing of it is, though? They've got drugs for that.

Apparently, Jamie's mom, Lynne, showed her a video of a woman undergoing natural childbirth, and the poor girl puked from fear and grossed-outedness. Which, really? Not surprising. That shiz is totally alarming to most people who have never gone through it. Yes, beauty of the miracle of life, blah, blah, but there's no getting around the fact that it hurts like a bitch and that? Is totally obvious to anyone who watches it happen. So, yeah, showing your pregnant teenager a video of what labor without meds looks like? Kinda like showing those friends of yours who are going camping in the Amish backcountry The Blair Witch Project.

Seriously. Somebody needs to show Jamie a video of a woman giving birth after having had an epidural. You know, where said woman relaxes comfortably sipping at her ice cubes and adjusting the volume on her 'birth-music' mixed CD. Obvz, it doesn't always happen like that, but still. There's a lot less screaming.

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Jamie Lynn Spears Hit in Mouth: An Open Letter

Whit Honea — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 18:20:00 GMT

Dear Jamie,

Perhaps you know that the National Enquirer ran a story about your shenanigans last week in which a bunch of drunks were fighting at a party and you threw your pregnant ass in the ruckus and took an elbow in the kisser. If not, this is what they said:

“Jamie Lynn decided she could break it up, but got elbowed hard in the mouth by one of the boys. She went crazy, screaming at everyone… crying, screaming and covering her mouth. Casey (Aldridge) was so drunk, he just kept trying to hush her up. Lynne Spears called Jamie Lynn and bitched her out for going. Jamie Lynn’s dad Jamie called Casey and told him if anything happens to his daughter, he will have to deal with him.”

Why, Jamie, is it starting to feel like I've seen your life before? Between your sister Britney and the collective catalog of COPS you are oddly comforting in your familiarity.

I was shocked when you announced you were pregnant. I was amused when you were featured in Hustler, though to be honest it wasn't very funny, and I was indifferent to your recent act of going postal.

Then why is it that I feel obligated to write you about this latest incident? What line did you cross that teen pregnancy, porn magazines and the United States Postal Service fail to meet?

The thing is that your latest action only amplified the obvious, you don't make very good decisions, and while the prior mistakes, be they footwear (seriously, what's up?), Casey Aldridge, or picking Nickelodeon over Disney, have had their respective consequences, none of them put your baby at risk.

That's what you did by jumping in between a group of drunk boys fighting. Actually, that's what you did when you agreed to go into a room full of drunk boys to begin with.

You are young and plenty has been made about your age, your family and so on. The bottom line is that regardless of the path that brought you here, here you are, and you need to start taking the necessary precautions to make sure this is the beginning of something wonderful and not just another sad saga in the Spears storyline.

Sincerely,

Whit

No, Candy Spelling did not help me write this. It was just me, 8 cups of coffee and spell check.

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You Just Don't Mess With Chuck Norris

Karen — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:01:00 GMT

Two teenage boys at Pennsauken High School in New Jersey were arrested after a teacher found a hit list the boys made.

Get this: Chuck Norris was on the list.

The boys claim the list was a joke, but the police and school staff are not laughing. You just don't mess with Chuck Norris.

Here are some Chuck Norris facts to solidfy that argument:

* If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
* When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
* Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
* Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
* Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
* Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
* Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
* Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
* Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Feel free to add your own Chuck Norris facts in the comments! I wonder what is little ones think of the Chuck Norris facts website. They are only going to be 7 years old (in August) but I'm sure he is their hero.

Patrick Dempsey Doesn't Want More Kids

Whit Honea — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 20:43:00 GMT

Patrick Dempsey, riding high on the box-office hit that is Disney's Enchanted*, has decided that he's getting old. Too old to father more children that is. No, not like that. The guy is only 41, and with medicine being what it is he could have the means for years and years. It's not the making of the babies that he's over, but the wear and tear that goes into raising them.

When asked about the possibility of more kids, McDreamy says, "We've discussed it, but we're too old for that. I'll be like, 65, and still changing diapers- I can't do that!"

Dempsey and his wife Jill have 3 children.

*BTW, we saw Enchanted yesterday. It's quite good. I know you care what I think.

Photo: The Hollywood Gossip