Pam Anderson and Rick Salomom in 'When Sex Tapes Collide': A Wedding Story

Whit Honea — Sun, 07 Oct 2007 15:23:00 GMT

Well, Pam Anderson and Rick Salomom did it. Two of the more popular sex tape stars of our time have come together in holy matrimony. I feel a greatest hits coming on.

In case you are unaware, Rick Salomom is the object of attention in Paris Hilton's entry to celebrity porn. Pam Anderson was the girl in the rest of them.

I'll be honest. I've never seen the home movie in which Pam Anderson and Brett Michaels rock the love, but I've been ~~lonely~~ lucky enough to see part of the film with Tommy Lee, and I think I speak on behalf of everyone when I say Pam is in for a ~~big~~ disappointment.

According to Us Weekly: Anderson wore a white Valentino mini-skirt; Solomon wore a black tux with a black beenie. The backyard of the villa was decorated with white roses, and white petals were spread on the ground to create a path to a fountain where the couple exchanged their vows. For desert: white cupcakes and a four tier white wedding cake. “It was a beautiful ceremony,” said one guest. The wedding song was No Ordinary Love by Sade.

No ordinary love? No shit. Was anyone else surprised that they wore clothes?

On the bright side, if stars of sex tapes are finding love, then there may be hope for Britney Spears and her little porno too. Maybe she could marry Cisco Alder. They're both nuts.

Photo: Hollywood Back Wash

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Pam Anderson and Rick Salomom in 'When Sex Tapes Collide': A Wedding Story