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Billie Piper: Secrets To Sexy Post-Baby Body

Sassy Smith — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 14:04:00 GMT

Secret Diary Of A Call Girl star Billie Piper, 26, gave birth to her first child 3 months ago - Winston James Fox - and the pretty actress admits she gained over 30 pounds with the pregnancy. So, how did she shed the weight in such a short time?

Billie, who is still breastfeeding, is just five pounds short of her pre-pregnancy weight.

A source said, "She's often so tired or busy looking after Winston that she just forgets to eat and can make do on dinner and fruit all day." But she knows losing weight by not eating properly is not a good way to do it, so she's back on track.

"Billie's eating really healthy and makes sure she only has healthy snacks if she gets hungry between meals."

Piper, who had to have an emergency Caesarean, is still unable to do any strenuous exercise, so she relies on postnatal yoga and Pilates three times a week to help get her figure toned.

"Billie does lots of gentle yoga and is starting to tone with reasonably heavy weights. It's really helped to reduce her stretchmarks. The ones she has are very faint."

The new mom also does gentle stomach "zip-ups" which are designed to knit stretched tummy mucles back together, as well as leg raisers and tummy toners.

Where do these brand new moms find time to do all of this working out?

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Charlie Sheen is a Fashion Maverick

Whit Honea — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 15:33:00 GMT

Seriously, isn't it a bit embarrassing when your kids have more style than you do? I suppose it's unavoidable, but I like to think I have at least until middle school before I cause my kids this sort of shame.

How the heck was Charlie Sheen scoring all of those women dressing like this? I mean the ones he didn't pay for.

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Billie Piper Has to Stay in Hospital a Week

Karl Erikson — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 13:10:00 GMT

After her 26-hour labor and then an emergency C-section, Billie Piper gave birth to her first child on Tuesday, a son. Billie, 26, is happy as can be now that son Winston James Fox is finally out of her belly. Husband Laurence Fox, 29, says that the mom and baby are doing great.

Fox says of the 6 lb, 11 oz baby: "He is beautiful. He is sweet. It was an emergency Caesarean. I'm tired but not as tired as Billie, no doubt. She was in labour for more than 24 hours."

Because of the hard labor and C-section, doctors say that Billie will stay in the hospital with her baby while she recovers from the operation. She'll be there at least through Sunday, possibly as late as Tuesday or Wednesday.

Good thing Billie gave birth in England. Here in the States, they eject you from the hospital after 24 hours most of the time. Maybe 48-72 hours for a C-section. Ah, thank you, insurance companies. You rock.

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Billie Piper Gives Birth!

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Billie Piper Gives Birth!

Sassy Smith — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 15:08:00 GMT

TVs Secret Diary of a Call Girl actress Billie Piper has given birth to her first child - a boy!

*Updated with baby's name and details!*

Baby, according to The Sun, was delivered by C-section with her husband Laurence Fox by her side. No other details have been released at this time.

Fox was asked by reporters outside of the hospital about their son's name and he said, "It's a private moment." He did share that they had a moment of panic when he couldn't get their car to start after Billie went into labor, but thankfully they made it to the hospital in time.

Congrats to the first time parents!

*Update*

Proud new dad, Laurence Fox said that his son weighed 6 lbs., 11 oz., and they've named him Winston James Fox. He said Billie was in labor for 26 hours before they went to the hospital and that the "emergency caesarean only took about 20 minutes."

Fox said, "Billie is happy. Of course she is, she's a mum. I am tired but not as tired as her - I am a proud father." He gushed that his newborn son is "beautiful" and "sweet."

When asked when Piper would be out of the hospital, Fox replied, "Well, she has been cut apart, so probably overnight. I will be with her for the length of it."

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Billie Piper and Her Amazing Expand-O-Pants!

Karl Erikson — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 20:02:00 GMT

Here's Rose - I mean, Billie Piper - wearing luxurious sweats and showing off her mountain of a baby bump. When you're eating for two, you need to have the incredible Expand-O-Pants! Billie is 8 months pregnant and just finished eating at a Midhurst cafe.

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Billie Piper Craves a Smoke in the Worst Possible Way

Karl Erikson — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 13:01:00 GMT

God bless Billie Piper. She's expecting her first child with lucky husband Laurence Fox this winter and like most good mothers she quit smoking for her pregnancy. Well, most good mothers THESE days. Back when I was born, you know, in the early 20th century, it wasn't a big deal to smoke when pregnant. This may or may not explain a lot.

Billie says, "I gave up smoking straight away and it was fine. But now I'm craving a cigarette sooo badly. I keep looking at the bump and thinking 'Okay, you're formed!'"

That's gotta be a bitch. I'm not advocating smoking, but it'd at least be nice to have your family supporting you in your hours of need. Not Billie's. "I speak to most of my family and they say, 'Oh, we smoked through all of our pregnancies.'"

I wonder if we're related? That'd be weird, lusting after your own family like that.

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Karl Erikson — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 11:31:00 GMT

Hottie Billie Piper is expecting her first baby next month and has found pregnancy to be quite difficult on her acting career. The 25-year-old star of the hit series "Secret Diary of a Call Girl" said that recent filming has been tough.

"Being pregnant and filming scenes where you’re having to be sexually provocative...when all you want to do is sit in a corner and eat - that was hard for me."

She recalls how hard it was for the show's crew to work around her roundness. "By the end it was really tricky. I was showing big time, plus I was eating like a horse!"

The new series of "Call Girl" starts in England this month. For now, she's concentrating on her pending momhood with husband Laurence Fox, a 30-year-old actor.

I don't care how many other shows she does. She'll always be my beautiful Rose from "Doctor Who," though she says she'll never reprise the role. Dammit.

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Billie Piper & Her Fetish Role

Sassy Smith — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 18:33:00 GMT

Actress Billie Piper might be 7-months pregnant but that isn't going to stop her from doing what she does best - playing Belle in Secret Diary Of A Call Girl. The 25-year-old wants fans of the series to know that the second run of the show will push the envelope even further than before!

Billie has just filmed her raciest scene yet for the television program - her high class hooker character has now offered a client FETISH SEX. Whoa!

The pretty blonde told TV Biz, "There are some very unsual fetishes coming up. As long as they've got the right money, Belle will make anyone's fantasy come true for them."

Her character will go even further than before - she's taken part in threesomes, spanking and swinging. However, the sex scenes were harder to film for the second series because she began to gain weight with her pregnancy.

Piper says, "I needed two body doubles in the end. As I got more and more pregnant I began to gain weight so it looked silly having a really skinny body double."

Billie defends her role as Bell and doesn't think she goes to far - she believes it [the show] sends a very human message.

She adds, "If people can watch The Sopranos and identify with mafia boss Tony, who's a murdering gangster, then they should be able to understand where Belle's coming from."

He whatever floats your thigh-highs.

Billie and husband actor Laurence Fox, 29, are expecting their first child later in the fall.

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Billie Piper's Home Birth

Sassy Smith — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 13:34:00 GMT

Actress and star of Secret Diary Of A Call Girl, Billie Piper wants to avoid having her baby at the hospital - so she's hoping to have her first child at home!

British Piper and her husband Laurence Fox have decided they would like a home water birth.

A pal said to the Sunday Express, "Billie has been saying she doesn't want all the bright lights of a hospital and thinks a home birth in warm water would be a wonderfully calm way for her baby to come into the world."

This will be Billie and Laurence's first child.

Have you had a home birth? Why or why not? Personally (uh, well, I'm done having kids at this point), I could have never had a home birth, just not for me!

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Denise Richards--Denied!

trix — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 22:31:00 GMT

Poor Denise, she must think the world is out to get her. After calling for an emergency hearing last week that the judge denied Denise was in court again this week seeking an emergency order that would block Charlie Sheens access to his daughters.

Shocker: This too was denied!

I know she says it's all for the kids and if the kids are okay then she's okay but how anti-climatic this must be for her. I don't want to say she's vacuous or so insipid that she has to resort to this kind of stunt to promote ratings for her show, Denise Richards: It's Complicated, but she just might be. She says that no one likes court but she is sure quick to turn to it first thing with cameras in tow.

I don't know what is going on in Charlie Sheen's house that requires her to think that she needs to go to court, but I sure wish that she would figure out that blowing things out of proportion won't win her any battles.

Denise Richards Is At It Again

trix — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 20:36:00 GMT

Oh Denise, why oh why must you torture everyone to get what you want? Is there really something dangerous going on in Charlie's house or are your ratings slipping dangerously low and you have to do something to pump them up?

Denise and her lawyer tried to get an emergency hearing in court on Thursday but was denied and put off until Monday. Sounds serious!

What do you think the issues are? On the one hand she is really protective of her daughters but on the other she is a media whore and craves the attention and ratings that drama can get her.

I guess we'll find out on Monday what the really "Serious issues regarding the children" are.

Charlie Sheen's lawyer said, "It is very unfortunate that Denise Richards and her attorney are desperately trying to deprive Charlie his visitation of his children, obviously at the same time trying to create a media circus to help her reality show."

That's what I think too.

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Billie Piper Resumes Nude Role

Sassy Smith — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 18:03:00 GMT

So what if Billie Piper is pregnant? Actresses with child can still play a convincing call girl right? Right. So back to the nudity for Billie....

The Dr Who star has left her role as Rose Tyler to pursue her role as Belle de Jour in the TV series Secret Diary Of A Call Girl. Piper was filming her call girl role in south London a day after she wrapped up at the Dr Who set.

The series airs for it's second season in September. I guess Billie wasn't that concerned about the racy content as she previously mentioned.

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Billie Piper's Topless Role

Sassy Smith — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 17:39:00 GMT

Actress Billie Piper, 25, thinks she may have gone too far with her role as a high-class hooker in Diary Of A Call Girl, a series that saw her in several semi-nude scenes, including a lesbian tryst. Now, she feels she may have blown her chance at a real Hollywood career because of the nudity and racy content. The Dr Who star is concerned as to how she'll be viewed.

Billie said, “Someone said the other day, rather viciously, ‘What A-list stars get their t**s out?’ “And then I started thinking, ‘Oh, my God, what have I done? I’ve ruined my future career.’”

Piper played Belle de Jour in the racy series, said, "You know, you get photographed on the beach topless. After all, they're only breasts."

Billie shouldn't worry though - an exec at Showtime which has seen the series, said, "Billie has the looks and ability to make it very big in Hollywood."

Billie is married to actor Laurence Fox and the couple is expecting their first child.

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Spying on the Neighbors: 6-20-08

Whit Honea — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 21:54:00 GMT

Hey, if the camp's a'rockin' don't go a'knockin'.

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Streetwalker Fashions For Your Preschooler

Sassy Smith — Sat, 10 May 2008 13:32:00 GMT

Need pimp hats and feather boas for your preschooler? Look no further. The photo is an ad for a new fashion line - Dereon Girls, a division of House of Dereon - the fashion line produced by Beyonce and her mom Tina Knowles. It's a fashion line for little girls, yet strangely enough, the clothing looks like something a streetwalker would wear. Oh hell no.

I'm sorry, but what mother in her right mind would put her preschool daughter (or an older girl for that matter) in those "fashions?" I'm using the term "fashion" loosely by the way.

There's been rumors that Beyonce is pregnant, and um, I guess until she's a mom, she won't realize that little girls do not need clothing that makes them look like they should be standing on the corner of Main and Trashy.

Sexy just isn't a great look for a 4-year-old. Just sayin'. Back to the drawing board Beyonce!

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Whit Honea — Fri, 02 May 2008 00:07:00 GMT

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Eliot Spitzer: "My Bleeping Wife Doesn't Care..."

Sassy Smith — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 11:03:00 GMT

Disgraced former NY Governor Eliot Spitzer reportedly says his wife knew - for years - about his indiscretions with hookers (including Ashley Alexandra Dupre).

According to a "reliable source," Spitzers told friends that his wife Silda didn't really care that her husband was getting it on with prostitues. The source told PageSix: "He said something like, 'My [bleep]ing wife doesn't care, so why does anybody else care?"

While we don't know for sure if this "source" truly is "reliable," let's say it is - What is Silda Spitzer teaching her daughters? That it's okay for the man you're married to, to cheat on you, with hookers? To embarrass you? To disrespect you? To dishonor your marriage vows? To disgrace you? To possibly bring home STDs? To possibly get another woman pregnant? Those are some pretty serious (at least in my opinion) things to just turn your back on if indeed Eliot's wife did look the other way. Sure, she was probably thinking that nothing would ever come to light, but as we've seen over the years, normally when a politican unzips his pants for some extramarital activity, we find out.

GOV. Spitzer's rep responded with: "Completely false."

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Denise Richards Won't Discuss Weight With Daughters

Sassy Smith — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 11:03:00 GMT

Denise Richards is on the cover of Shape's May issue and she discusses body image and how it pertains to her two young daughters.

Richards says, "They'll never hear me say, 'Mommy's feeling fat today.' That kind of attitude just makes young girls grow up to be dissatisfied with their bodies."

Denise said that being fit comes with her job and she hopes that her healthy attitude towards eating and being fit will stick with her girls as they grow up.

"Working out is part of my life, not just an I-have-to-get-ready-for-a-photo-shoot thing. I exercise almost every day. The girls usually play in the workout room with me, so they're learning by example."

The actress wants Sam and Lola to feel good about themselves, and it's that positive attitude that she inherited from her mom Joni, who passed away recently. She said, "Even at the end, when things were really dire for my mother, she was never negative. There was an inner strength about her."

You know, I've rarely written anything favorable about Denise (I still don't like the fact that she puts her girls on a reality show) but I do have to give her credit for giving her girls a positive attitude about body and self image. It's hard parenting little girls in this day and age because we are all bombarded with unrealistic images on magazines and TV etc, and it's sometimes a tough battle showing girls it's okay to not to be a size zero and still be fit in mind and body. I believe Denise is on the right track about this! Now if she'd stop exploiting them on television, then I'd be even more impressed.

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Sassy Smith — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 11:05:00 GMT

"The Donald" wants call girl Ashley Dupre!

Donald Trump, mega-millionaire, self inflated ego, husband and father of five has announced his new reality show - My Fair Lady-style MTV. And not just that, but call-girl Ashley Dupre - best known for being involved in the Gov. Eliot Spitzer prostitution scandal - has been asked to join the cast. The show is being produced by Trump and not yet named, has been picked up by MTV for eight, one hour long episodes.

The premise of the show is a group of 15 women who love to party will be sent off to a boarding school environment, and there they will learn to become a "lady." Sounds like a hit to me.

A show insider says about Ashley: "She's the perfect candidate." Right.

No word as of yet whether or not Dupre will accept the part. Can't wait to tune into that show.

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Denise Richards Is An Obnoxious Mother

Sassy Smith — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 16:01:00 GMT

I don't know Denise Richards personally, but seriously, the more I hear about her, the more I think she gives off a certain vibe: OBNOXIOUS.

For her daughter Sam's fourth birthday party, she decided on a "spa day." The kid is four - how about barbies or magic or one of those jumping things? Nope, let's send the preschoolers to a spa. If her daughter was turning 13, that might be a more age appropriate idea, but, I think there's more to it than just trying to be a bit "showy."

From the Star:

“There was a sign on the front door that said ‘Sammi’s Spa,’” a source tells Star. “And waiting there were tiny bathrobes monogrammed with each kid’s name,” the source notes. All the girls got their nails painted and their hair done, while the boy’s hair was styled into Mohawks.

Oh let's note that this was all filmed for Richards' reality TV show, so I'm quite certain the sheesheepoopoo spa day wasn't about the four year olds, more likely a publicity stunt to make Denise look like a super fantastic awesome mom who knows how to throw a party! Sorry, but I think it makes her look like a douche - she and Charlie are tied now.

Denise and Charlie had battled it out in court - whether or not the reality show would be a reality - and she won. Richards claimed that her girls wanted to be on TV and they love to dress up and get their hair done. Um, sure little girls love to do that stuff but uh, they can do that without being paraded around on TV. They're 2 and 4, so yes, they probably know what's best for themselves and being exploited on television is the way to go.

Denise recently had her name changed to get rid of her married name "Sheen" and had her "Charlie" tattoo changed into a fairy. Fine, you're divorced, so I don't blame her for changing her name or getting rid of the tattoo, but it's almost as if she's wanting to rid Charlie from her life forever. Good luck with that - Charlie is the father of your babies, so I doubt he's going away anytime soon.

I'm sure her show will be a hit and make her look like the fantastic mother she is. You know, I wonder why these two got divorced? They seem to be made for each other.

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Charlie Sheen Had Sex With Ashley Dupre?

Sassy Smith — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:05:00 GMT

Charlie Sheen has two very young daughters and I just wonder how they're going to handle the news about their daddy having sex with hookers - albeit years ago - still, it's going to skeeve them out. They're obviously not old enough yet to read the news or go online, but someday, they will be. Ewww. Now there are reports bubbling up that Sheen had "sessions" with the young woman who brought down New York governor Eliot Spitzer.

Ashley Dupre was just 19 when she allegedly did the nasty with Charlie. He would have been about 39 at the time. Sure, she was "of-age," but at 19, she's just barely leaving childhood and he's very much a man. Would he be thrilled if some 'pushing 40' dude was doing unmentionable things to one of his daugthers while in their teens. I highly doubt it!

Ashley reportedly dressed up as a cheerleader, and another girl joined her and Sheen. Their sessions were at times, costing him $20,000! Jason Itzler, "self-styled King of All Pimps," said he sent Dupre (under a false name - Victoria) and another girl, Cheryl, to "visit" Sheen.

Itzler said: "Sheen got the girls to dress up as cheerleaders and chant his name while performing sex acts.

"They loved Charlie. They said he was a great guy. A great lover.

"One time he had them dressed up like cheerleaders, chanting 'Charlie! Charlie! He's our man. If he can't do it, nobody can!'"

Itzler also said that Charlie liked to pretend to be a porn film director and would get the young women to act out various lesbian scenes for him. File this under: creepy and scummy.

Although the Two and a Half Men star has admitted to using hookers in the past, he denied the Ashley Dupre story when it broke over 2 years ago. Itzler has again insisted it's true.

I know Charlie is supposedly reformed now but still, how's he going to explain all of this to his precious daughters?

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Mama Likes Her Candy - Madonna's Hot New Album!

Sassy Smith — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 16:06:00 GMT

Suck that lollipop! Madonna's much anticipated new album now has an official name: Hard Candy. And there's a release date! Her record drops April 29 and her sizzling new single, 4 Minutes To Save The World featuring JT will debut at the end of March.

The album also features a song called Candy Store - Madge decided to stick with a "sweet" theme because "she loves candy," according to her rep Liz Rosenberg. "It's about the juxtaposition of tough and sweetness, or as Madonna so eloquently expressed, 'I'm gonna kick your ass, but it's going to make you feel good.'"

SEXY!

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Sex, Pimps & Whips - Madonna & Justin Timberlake Video

Sassy Smith — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:34:00 GMT

Madonna might be about to hit the big 5-0 but that won't stop her from getting her freak on - with Justin Timberlake!

The much anticipated video for Madonna's 4 Minutes To Save The World is getting close to being released! In the meantime, there are new juicy details about what's taking place in the hot vid.

Madge will be donning a dominatrix-style, skin-tight catsuit and in the promo, she plays a pimp who rescues the planet. Oh but there's more...

...Sexy JT and producer Timbaland play her bitches! Madonna cracks her whip, and her man ho's do whatever she wants them to do as she looms over them in her hooker heels. Hot right?

The video was shot over a period of three days in a hush-hush location in West London. Fashion pals to Madge, Dolce & Gabbana were asked to create the "no-holds-barred" outfits.

Oh the excitement!

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Pete Doherty Knocked Up A Virgin

Sassy Smith — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 21:02:00 GMT

Leave it to ~~crack head~~ singer for Babyshambles, Pete Doherty (Kate Moss's ex) to get a virgin pregnant! A 20-year-old girl has come forward to claim that Pete is the baby daddy. She's apparently 3 months along.

Laura McLaughlin is the god-daughter of Sir Alex Ferguson who runs the Manchester United football team. She spoke to News of the World and said that Doherty is definately the father since he's "her first." Geez, she couldn't find anyone better than that?

She claims they used condoms but that on their last evening together, the condom broke. "We continued to have sex regardless as it was the last condom we had." Good plan!

Laura broke the news to Pete over Christmas and he apparently wasn't that thrilled. She said, "His apathy has been traumatic for me. I wanted the baby to be as big a deal to him as it was to me. But it wasn't. One minute he is excited and telling me, 'How good-looking is our baby going to be?' Then he said, 'You deal with it.'"

The 20-year-old hasn't told her parents yet - but perhaps they've read about it by now? Doherty's rep denies that the pair even met. I don't get chicks that are even mildly attracted to Pete, he just looks so dirty.

I'm not sure if congratulations are in order, but I'll shout out a "good luck." You're gonna need it Laura.

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