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Playboy Hot List

Sassy Smith — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 13:04:00 GMT

Playboy's Hot List: Who's included on the Sexiest Female Celebrity list? You'd be surprised! Here are a few that topped it:

'Real woman body' chick, Jennifer Love Hewett made it with her real woman curves (good for her!).

Um, Britney Spears made the list. I know, huh right? Perhaps the voting readers haven't seen the news lately. Or read the paper. Or been online. Perhaps they've been living in a cave? Or... maybe it's the sexy British accent she uses now.

Christina Aguilera made it. Like duh. Have you SEEN her boobage lately? Pretty hard to miss.

Jessica Alba. She's not always the most articulate girl or perhaps doesn't seem like the brightest bulb, but she's hot and that's all that really matters.

Playboy founder Hugh Hefner's three blonde girlfriends - Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson - made the list too. Isn't that like cheating? Whatever. I guess if they have to have sex with an 108 year old man, then sure, put them on the list to make up for that. Wait - I forgot - they CHOOSE to sleep with grandpa. (and possibly have his baby, um, yuck.)

Who snagged the number one slot? Angelina Jolie. She wouldn't be my first choice since I'm not into chicks with creepy veiny arms. Or actually chicks in general.

You can see the complete list in the March issue of Playboy. People do read the articles right?

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Sassy Smith — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 22:04:00 GMT

Britney's early release yesterday shocked alot of people and has her parents gravely concerned for their daughter's well being and safety.

Jamie Spears, was granted control over Brit's financial and legal affairs last week after she was committed to the pysch ward at UCLA Medical Center. Now, because his daughter was released before the 14 day extended hospital stay, Daddy Spears has plans to move in with Brit!

Sources close to the situation say that Jamie is not happy that his daughter was granted an early release, only three days after doctors told the family that Britney would he held for an additional 14 days so she could receive further testing.

An insider spoke to Life & Style, "The doctors decided that as long as she's taking her medication - which she has been doing - Britney is no longer a threat (to herself). Jamie begged the doctors to keep her in longer. He was very disappointed with the decision. So Jamie decided to move into the house with her and look after her. And that's good for now, because Britney wants her daddy."

And as we all saw yesterday, Britney was ~~back to her usual crazy antics~~ doing her best to keep out of the public eye. Ah huh.

Photo source: The Superficial

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Sassy Smith — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 22:17:00 GMT

Britney Spears has been released from the psych ward at UCLA! According to TMZ this is how it happened:

Britney did not pose the legal danger to herself or to others, such that they could continue to hold her against her will.

As a result, she was released today and we're told she's already back home.

The conservatorship is still in place. Sources connected with the case say they anticipated that UCLA would probably release her before the 14-day extension because she became cooperative and relatively stable.

We're told the goal with Brit's mom and dad was to establish the conservatorship while she was hospitalized so she would return home to a controlled environment rather than the chaos that consumed her life.

I'm thinking what you're thinking: WTF? I don't see anything good happening with Spears being released before the additional 14 day stay was up. Look out y'all, Brit's on the loose!

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Sassy Smith — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 13:04:00 GMT

Spears' family members seem to be coming out of the woodwork to give their two cents worth on the family dynamic.

According to June Spears, paternal grandfather of Brit and Jamie Lynn, their mother Lynne is not coping well with the pending birth of Jamie Lynn's baby. Grandpa says that Mama Spears is in "denial" about her teenage daughter's pregnancy. Well Ms. Spears burying your head in the sand isn't going to make it go away.

The 77-year-old said to the New York Daily News: "Lynne keeps Jamie-Lynn hidden. Lynne is in denial about the pregnancy. She thinks it's just going to to away, but it's not. It's going to get bigger and bigger." Yup, and so is Jamie Lynne's baby bump!

The old timer also mentioned that he doesn't drink and has a fondness for firearms, keeping a gun under the seat in his truck. Asked if he'd ever shot any reporters, he replied: "Maybe I have, maybe I haven't." Ah okay?

The whole Spears clan seems ~~a bit nutters~~ stable!

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Sassy Smith — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 23:06:00 GMT

Oops she did it again? Did Britney Spears make a homemade sex tape? And if yes, is that sex tape in the hands of a thief?

Reportedly there was a break-in sometime on Friday at Britney's home. Her parents said that "several personal items" were taken - that they'd noticed missing items when they arrived to their daughter's house after she was admitted to UCLA Medical Center psych ward.

The "alleged" tape supposedly shows Spears having sex (not sure with whom) and also shows her taking drugs (not sure what type of drugs).

An insider was quoted: "This is the last thing Britney needs. She's on the edge. All her secrets could be revealed. Some of the things that may have been taken are dynamite. It doesn't bear thinking about . They could have anything - all her secrets could be out."

Geez haven't we seen Brit air out her dirty laundry in public already? Would a sex tape honestly be that thrilling? There were rumors last year that Spears and now ex husband Kevin Federline had "starred" in their own sex video but those reports were denied. Then, yet another sex tape allegation surfaced - this one featuring a bald-headed Britney performing certain "acts" with a man and 2 women and it was apparently leaked online. However, it's not been proven either way.

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Sassy Smith — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 21:06:00 GMT

Britney Spears used to be worth ALOT - now, not so much. In 2007, Spears was listed in Forbes mag as one of THE richest women in entertainment and her net worth was estimated at $100 million.

Howard Grossman, her business manager was tight lipped as to the size and condition of her estate, but it was revealed in court that Spears is ONLY worth $40 million now. Um, only $40 million smackeroos? Gosh, how sad for Brit. How will she ever get through life on FORTY MILLION DOLLARS? I wish I had that problem.

Brit's new lawyer told Pagesix.com that Spears has filed a $17 million IRS tax audit involving Jive Records, in an effort to get money back that had been paid by the label.

Also at issue in the hearing, which continues now, are 15 businesses in Britney's name. Each one of them covers a specific part of her empire, from publishing and touring to her fragrance and other merchandise.

Sure, if someone - Britney's label or any other money grubbing party/person took funds from Spears that they weren't entitled to, that certainly isn't right but the chick still has about $40 million, so I don't think she's going to be living in a cardboard box on Main Street anytime soon. I want to add 'because she's living in a padded room right now,' but that's mean, so I won't say that. Excuse me while I polish my halo.

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Sassy Smith — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 01:23:00 GMT

Britney Spears is not happy with her daddy, Jamie Spears. Brit wanted to take back control of her estate after her father was awarded conservatorship last Friday. Spears was contesting the decision, however as of today, her dad will remain as conservator until February 14.

From TMZ:

Britbrit's new lawyer, Andrew Streisand, had requested that her bank and business manager be given the conservatorship, as having estranged dad Jamie in charge was causing his client additional distress.

The poptart is still in hospital. Will the craziness for this chick ever end?

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What Do Britney Spears & "Dr. Alex Karev" From Grey's Anatomy Have In Common?

Sassy Smith — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 22:01:00 GMT

Grey's Anatomy "Dr. Alex Karev" - played by actor Justin Chambers has something in common with Britney Spears. Wanna take a stab at what it is? Let me tell you....

Both are at UCLA in the psych ward. No kidding. Chambers, a married dad with five children, voluntarily checked himself in. His rep said of the actor: "he's exhausted and suffers from a sleeping disorder. He went in voluntarily to get some help."

The 37-year-old is married to Keisha Chambers and their kids are: Isabella, 11, twins Maya and Kaila, 9, Eva, 6, and Jackson, 5. Sheesh, no wonder the man can't sleep - he's got a football team of kids! Hopefully he gets some well needed rest and hey, if he gets hungry, maybe Sam Lutfi will bring him some In-N-Out.

Dude, becareful, Britney might be in the next room. Is that mean? Whatever.

Oh and just a little FYI, Justin is on the Victoria's Secret 'What is Sexy' list, which, sure I suppose he is sexy. Although, *ahem*, I had no idea who the guy was. Apparently I'm one of two people who do not watch Grey's Anatomy.

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Britney Likes Porn and Showing Her Boobs

Sassy Smith — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 15:02:00 GMT

Britney flashes her boobs again! And buys porn? I know what you're wondering... is there video of any of this? Yes! I can feel your ~~wanting to vomit~~ excitement. I aim to please.

VIDEOS AFTER THE JUMP (One is NSFW -unless you work in a porn shop)

Spears went to the Millennium Dance Studio - to um, show off her breast/dance? Either way, there's some boobage flashed. It's fast, but the video slows down and replays, you know, so you get a second chance to be ill. She's also wearing those stupid, dirty, ratty, filled with holes fishnets - Brit, come on, splurge a bit girlfriend and buy some decent tights. Geez.

The night doesn't end there though! Like I said, I aim to please - not that I personally shot these videos but you get my drift. Britbrit, after doing a strenuous workout of sliding up and down a pole for 5 minutes, whipping down her bodysuit, doing a couple of twirls and then eating a bag of Cheetos (I'm guessing), wanted to look at/buy some porn. The poptart visited the Hustler Hollywood sex shop on Sunset Blvd. She walked around, giggled, let her little dog lick her mouth, giggled some more, sort of danced in the aisles, browsed the magazine section - a thrill a minute. I'm not a hundred percent sure if she actually purchased anything - we can just assume she did. Why can't she buy her porn items from the internet and get them shipped to her home wrapped in brown paper like the rest of us? Not that I do that. Just sayin'.

Photo source: The Superficial

Sam Lutfi: Britney Is Suffering From "Mental Illness"

Sassy Smith — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 17:32:00 GMT

Today, Sam Lutfi - Britney's friend/manager/hanger-on/whatever called into The View and spoke with Barbara Walters and of course he only had good things to say about Brit. Well duh, he's on her payroll!

VIDEO LINK AFTER THE JUMP

Sam said that Britney, he believes is suffering from some kind of "mental illness," and that it's "treatable," that she experiences mood swings and that she is seeing a psychiatrist (not sure I really believe that). He also said that Spears is in contact with her mother Lynne Spears, and that Lynne supports her daughter in all that she's going through.

Lutfi mentioned that Britney wasn't sleeping much, however, she is having a better time now getting rest. Barbara Walters said that according to Sam, Britster is not seeing her "boyfriend" anymore, who I'm assuming Sam meant Adnan.

Walters had asked Lutfi if she could talk about this conversation on the air, and he said yes.

See? Mostly good news reported to Barbara Walters from Sam Lutfi. Gotta be true right? Right!

Video HERE

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Adnan Ghalib's Two Million Dollar Deal - Britney's Screwed

Sassy Smith — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:05:00 GMT

You know it's true love when your "boyfriend" is willing to cash in your private moments together. Britney's boyfriend Adnan is trying to sell intimate video's of her to the highest bidder.

Ghalib has apparently made six video diaries of Brit and he's only asking $ 2 million. Reportedly the clips show the poptart blubbering and crying and talking about her recent breakdown.

An insider has claimed to have seen a few of the videos and said, "It's like something out of a horror movie. Britney spends the whole time ranting, raving and weeping. It's not entertainment.

"Adnan is just determined to wring as much out of Britney as possible before their relationship burns out.

"But these videos are a step too far. They're sinister and disturbing and show Britney at her very lowest."

From Showbizspy:

Clip one apparently shows the 26-year-old mother of two sitting on her bed wearing a nightie. She talks about herself in the third person and rambles about her childhood. She’s heard saying:

“When Britney was a child, she had to work really hard. When she was 13 years old, she won all the beauty pageants.”

The second clip shows the singer wrapped in a white bath towel, again perched on the edge of the bed. Talking to thin air, mumbling: “Britney has an angel looking out for her, don’t you, angel?”

And, according to Britain’s News of The World newspaper, clip 3 shows Britney talking to Adnan, who’s holding the camera, and calling him by his pet name Bubba.

She smiles: “I’m really happy. Bubba’s here for me now. It’s all good.”

Married Ghalib, 35, is still withholding clips 4 and 5, but clip 6, which was reportedly filmed last week, shows Britney crying hysterically after a night out.

With mascara running down her face, she wails: “Britney wants to live. I’m not crazy. I miss the kids and I did love Kevin.”

The source added: “Adnan’s sunk lower than ever. He’s proved himself to be a manipulative rat by making these tapes and he’s convinced they’re worth at least £1 million ($2m).”

Did Britney not realize Adnan was taping her? Was she that out of it that she didn't notice that fact? Or is she so blinded by this slimeball, that she thinks he was just making "home movies" for the couple to watch and reminisce later on? Honestly, how can anyone be that despicable? Sure we all watch the videos of Britney out in public - but they're just that, public. These were done in her most private moments and she's obviously sick, so how can Adnan take such advantage of her?

Photo source: The Superficial

Britney Isn't British - She's Spanish!

Sassy Smith — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 20:04:00 GMT

British Britney might be a thing of the past - she's now talking in a Spanish sounding accent (I say 'sounding' because, um, she's not very good at whatever accent she's trying to do) while out and about on the weekend. Oh, and yes, there's even video.

VIDEO AFTER THE JUMP

Her "boyfriend" Adnan was asked on ET the other night what the deal was with the fake British accent and his response to Brit doing that was, basically it's a normal thing to do. He compared someone talking in a fake accent to someone changing their black sunglasses to white sunglasses. I know what you're thinking: WHAT THE HELL? Makes no sense to me either.

Enjoy the video, and by enjoy, I mean you can't get those 70 seconds of your life back.

Photo source: The Superficial

Britney: Did Y'all F**kin' See That?!

Sassy Smith — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 14:07:00 GMT

Britney, ever the classy woman, has a wonderful reaction to the motorcyclist who sideswiped her Mercedes on Tuesday evening. Britser is back with her boyfriend/pap Adnan and of course they were out mindlessly driving around when they were "hit."

FUN VIDEO FOLLOWING THE JUMP (Contains bad language and a crazy Britney)

It's fantastic to see Spears back to her usual self - unbalanced and slightly insane. Oh, and apparently she's back to being from Louisiana as there's no indication of her shitty fake British accent.

Enjoy!

Photo source: The Superficial

Adnan Ghalib's Wife: "Britney Will Marry Adnan Over My Dead Body!"

Sassy Smith — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:04:00 GMT

Adnan's estranged wife Azlynn Berry is adamant that Adnan will NOT marry Britney because SHE FORBIDS IT. Good luck with that.

Berry has been hiding out at her parents' home in Los Angeles because the paparazzi wants a "piece of her." Like my Britney pun? Adnan's wife vows to make it very difficult for him to wed Britney should their marriage end. She will initiate a divorce battle. Berry said to Access Hollywood: "The only way he'll marry her is over my dead body. We were living together as man and wife when he started romancing Britney. I believed he was purely working and he was trying to win her confidence for a photoshoot."

Azlynn tossed Adnan out of their home when she found out about his infidelity with Spears. She continued: "It's been reported that ours was a marriage of convenience to help him get his green card but that's simply not true. He's broken my heart and I haven't stopped crying for two weeks. But he's living on the same fantasy planet as her if they think they'll be walking down the aisle any time soon."

Look out Britney and Adnan - nothing like a woman scorned!

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It Must Be "Love": Britney and Adnan Are Back Together

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 15:05:00 GMT

I guess it's true what they say, "The heart knows what it knows." Either that or Adnan came crawling back because he ran out of quarters for the PacMan machine. Adnan, whose wife just filed for separation, and British girlfriend Britney Spears were spotted Tuesday night in Malibu leaving eatery Taverna Tony's hand-in-hand. They hopped into Britney's white Mercedes and made out as they sped off down Pacific Coast Highway. Wait - is this a real story or an excerpt from a Harlequin Romance?

The lovely couple then continued their date at a Pinkberry, and then reportedly spent Tuesday night holed up in a suite at the Regency Beverly Wilshire Hotel in Beverly Hills.

What God has joined together let no man put asunder!

Adnan Ghalib's Wife Finally Wakes Up, Files For Separation

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 13:35:00 GMT

Exactly how long do you watch your husband whore around with Britney Spears before you get the sinking feeling your marriage may be over? Apparently for Adnan Ghalib's wife it's been long enough. AzLynn Berry filed papers in Los Angeles Superior Court today asking for legal separation effective January 18. It's about time.

The couple have been married for four years but Ghalib shrugs the legal maneuver off as no big deal, calling it "...purely procedural. She's had the papers for awhile. This is old."

Right, Adnan. Don't let the door hit you on your way out.

Britney Is SLIGHTLY Crazy

Sassy Smith — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 00:04:00 GMT

Remember when Britney's cousin Alli Sims defended her and said "Britney is not crazy?" I'm going to go out on a limb and beg to differ.

VIDEO AFTER THE JUMP!

Spears was out and about on the weekend, seemingly free of her paparazzo boyfriend Adnan Ghalib, because she allegedly slapped him with a restraining order that he apparently knows nothing about. Still with me?

Brit was at Millenium dance studios (dancing I'm assuming), working on moves for her new video "Hot As Ice." As she's sitting in her car, either before or after her rehearsal, a homeless man asks her for help and she says, "You would rather be homeless than be me, sir." Homeless dude responds with, "Let them see you do something good for once." Oh snap! Of course Britney is talking in her fake British accent. My favourite part of the whole exchange between her and the paps, is when someone asks her what part of England she's from. The split second look on Brit's face is quite priceless.

Overall the whole video is bizarre and Britney also claims she doesn't know who Adnan is when asked about him. The scary part - she's almost believable when she says that, like she actually has no idea who he is. Very, very odd indeed.

Photo source: The Superficial