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Poor, Poor David Beckham

Karen — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 18:11:00 GMT

Corey Haim has a big mouth. He used to date Victoria Beckham before she met David, and apparently she sucks at kissing.

'When she kisses she does this little grrhh thing. What did it feel like? Like a girl gnawing on your lip!' says Haim in a recent kiss-and-tell magazine interview.

Of their first meeting, the actor, who suffered a drug-induced stroke in 2001 and has been in and out of rehab many times, says: 'These five punk rock chicks walked in and there was Vic - boom. So I had to hang out with her, it was my job as a man.'

See that David? She kissed him SO bad, he ended up addicted to drugs.

Come here David, rest your head here...I'll take care of you. Bring Mark.

And Corey? You look like shit, dude.

Mark Wahlberg Vs. David Beckham - Dad Fight!

Sassy Smith — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 13:40:00 GMT

Mark Wahlberg, actor, dad of two and one on the way - David Beckham, soccer star, dad of three boys and maybe another on the way someday. Two hot daddies, two famous guys just trying to live their lives the best way they know how, except that one might be slightly more famous than the other (or could be in part because of one's wife) and one of those mentioned men is not happy with the other because he is courting hordes of paparazzi, thus "ruining" the life of the one complaining. Guess who's not happy?

Wahlberg reportedly wants Beckham and his family to "go back to the U.K." because the large throngs of paps are ruining his life and apparently pissing him off.

The two celebudads live on the same road, and after Beckham and wife Posh, and their three kids moved to L.A. last year, there's been a constant swarm of paparazzi. I guess that makes David and Victoria more famous than the Wahlbergs?

Mark says, "That f*cker lives down the street from me, man! He has to go back to the U.K., because he has the paparazzi all over my house!"

Does that mean they never bothered (or cared) about Wahlberg before? What? Who doesn't care about Marky Mark and his funky bunch? That man knows how to wear a pair of tight, white......never mind. Come to think of it, so does David Beckham.

Hmm, I guess they'll have to have a battle of the tighty whities. I'll get the oil.

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People's Sexiest Men-Be Prepared To Drool

Sassy Smith — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 22:33:00 GMT

I barely looked at this list, because I don't have time to oogle hot men. However, if you do have some time to form drool puddles on your keyboard, keep reading for the list.

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People has named Matt Damon the "sexiest man alive" for it's latest edition and they of course had other men who, in my book, beat out Matt (some don't). Don't get me wrong, Matt has it goin' on but there are others that make my own personal list before Damon.

Patrick Dempsey from Grey's Anatomy-apparently he makes the ladies swoon. I don't watch the show and he doesn't do it for me but he's certainly nice looking.

Ryan Reynolds, 31 and I had no idea he is 6'2" tall. I've never been hot for him but I must say, he's got some nice abs.

Brad Pitt, obviously. However, guy really needs to lose the ~~icequeen, Angelina Jolie~~ stupid hat he's always wearing to bring up his hot factor again, in my book. And this is all about me right? Right.

Scottish actor, James McAvoy, who is starring in Atonement with Keira Knightly. Never really heard of him but he's alright.

Johnny Depp, need I say more? He's just so scrumptious. Um, not that I look at hot men, remember, I'm busy?

Dave Annable from the ABC show, Brothers and Sisters. Don't watch the show, but perhaps I should!

Will Smith, friend of Tom Cruise (you gotta lose hot points for that). I think he's cute, in a teddy bear kinda way, but sexy? Not so much.

Javier Bardem who's starring in Love in the Time of Cholera and No Country for Old Men. Never heard of the dude and I'm not feelin' it.

Shemar Moore. Ex Y&R hottie and now on Criminal Minds. I do watch that show purely ~~for Moore's hot factor~~ to learn about seriel killers and how ~~tight his jeans are that week~~ their minds work. Shemar has a "recipe" for feeling sexy, "A fresh haircut is so important. I wear my hair so low. Freshly faded, a nice tan in my back yard so I can get that bronze, brown-sugar glow, a vintage pair of jeans and white button down shirt with a couple of buttons open. A chrome chain. Pair of sneakers." Um, he had me at "jeans and a white shirt".

Ben Affleck, married to Jennifer Garner (apparently some people think she's perfect) and dad to Violet. I'm on the fence about him. He's cute, seems like a sweet guy but not sure if I'd classify him as sexy. People should really be consulting me.

Adrian Grenier from Entourage. I've never really noticed him but I do now. I mean I'm busy. He plays a womanizer on the show but in real life, he's more low key. "My sexiest night was a night spent with a beautiful woman I loved in a Super 8 motel after a wedding," he says. "Why was it sexy? It kind of speaks for itself. Have you ever been in a hotel with someone you love?" Pick me, pick me!

Will Yun Lee, actor on Bionic Woman. Never heard of him but I should pay more attention I think!

Justin Timberlake. The Sexy Back singer and ~~thanking his lucky stars that he and trainwreck Britney Spears broke up~~ his royal hotness, makes my list too. He was never on it before, but someone must have slapped me hard and woke me up.

To see all of the photos from the list, check out People.com. I'm going to call them so I can have some say on next year's list.

Photo source: People.com

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