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Pete Wentz, You Are What You Feet

Whit Honea — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 13:36:00 GMT

These shoes are ridiculous.

Here's the thing, if you name your kid after Mowgli from the Jungle Book you probably shouldn't go around wearing boots made from a pack of wolves.

I'm just saying.

Don't even get me started on what that outfit will get you in the Bronx.

Are Ashlee and Pete in Trouble With the Law?

Ashlee Simpson: It's Over

Pete Wentz tells us his Innermost Secrets

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Spying on the Neighbors: 6-25-08

Whit Honea — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 23:01:00 GMT

I can't tell if that's Petty or a Heartbreaker. These seats suck.

Gwen Stefani is done (Jezebel)

Reese Silverspoon (Hollyscoop)

Joel McHale and the baby kiss (Celebrity Baby Blog)

Denise Richards is still an idiot (Gabby Babble)

Royston and Milo (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Tim McGraw and the Wife Beaters

Whit Honea — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 20:02:00 GMT

Dear Josh Homme, this is how you kick someone out of a concert.

Tim McGraw was performing on stage last night when he noticed some big, probably drunk, cowboy harassing a lady in the audience and had him pulled onstage before being kicked out. Actually, McGraw pulled him on stage and came pretty close to punching the idiot before returning to the microphone and going on with business as usual. That's professional, Holmes, er, Homme.

Just goes to show you that Tim McGraw is a classy guy, and while he won't stand still for a wife beater, he sure can wear the hell out of one.

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Britney Spears Almost Misses Deposition, Is An Idiot

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 23:35:00 GMT

All those in favor of Britney Spears losing custody of her kids raise your hands. Wow - that's 7,324,980 more than bought Blackout.

Spears was given one final chance today to redeem herself in her custody battle with Kevin Federline, after blowing off a court-ordered deposition yesterday. And what does she do? Shows up 90-minutes late, strutting into the office of Mark Vincent Kaplan, K-Fed's lawyer, wearing a fuschia halter dress and Christian Louboutin heels. I know you shouldn't judge a book by its cover, but when the book is an arrogant poptart acting like an disrespectful imbecile I say she's fair game.

Apparently no deposing took place, as Kaplan called a press conference earlier today to say that the deposition had been postponed. That should give Britney some time to figure out another way to shoot herself in the (Louboutin-clad) foot.

Britney Goes Black

Sassy Smith — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 12:02:00 GMT

Britney apparently doesn't know that she's supposed to use the gloves that come with the 'do it yourself' boxes of hair dye.

ONE MORE FUN PIC AFTER THE READ

Spears is perhaps broke, remember? She's resorted to coloring her own hair, like many of regular folk do, but um, the general public at least knows that you don't squish the dye around with YOUR BARE HANDS.

Here's a tip Brit, hire a stylist. Please.

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Britney May Wind Up on the Street, Just not Sesame

Whit Honea — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 22:30:00 GMT

Remember when the scariest thing about PBS was the chance your kid might see an episode of Barney? What if Barney were a bit paler and not as well spoken, y'all? Imagine Britney working the street. I know, it's not a stretch, but don't worry, it's not going to happen.

Some idiot started a rumor that Britney Spears was going to be on Sesame Street. Then a bunch of other idiots ran with the idea and it started to spread. Then another idiot read about it and wrote a post on FameCrawler... wait, that last one is me. Okay, we're all here then.

No, Britney Spears is not going to be, nor was ever invited to be, on Sesame Street. She seems more of the alley type anyway.

This post was brought to you by the letters B and S, and for obvious reasons, the number 420.

Post: Celebutopia

Britney Spears Has Foot and Mouth Disease: Fat Lip Runs Over Paparazzi's Foot

Whit Honea — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 18:28:00 GMT

Britney just settled her hit-and-run case. Now she's running over paparazzi. She probably thought he was a speed bump. Granted the guy is an idiot and deserved it. She should have just pounded him with her lip.

I wonder if the guy will sue. Life is just a big circle of accidents and court dates for Britney, isn't it? Oh yeah, I forgot Starbucks. Accidents, court dates and Starbucks. It's all very circular. And crazy.

Celebrity Babylon has video here.

Photo: Gossip Girls

Britney Spears Misses Court Date, is Total Idiot

Whit Honea — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 16:21:00 GMT

Britney Spears. Idiot. I just want to spank her, and not in a I'll like it sort of way, but in a what a stupid, stupid bitch sort way.

Britney stated that she would be in court this morning in an effort to regain some visitation rights, namely overnight, with the boys. She didn't show. Her lawyer did. I wonder how long this attorney will put up with her shit.

Well, at least we know what kid she actually loves.

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Elisabeth Hasselbeck Thinks Abortions are Superficial. Sarah Silverman Just Thinks They're Super!

Whit Honea — Sun, 07 Oct 2007 15:53:00 GMT

I can't do justice to the level of stupidity that is Elisabeth Hasselbeck any better than HBM already did. However, I may be able to shed a little light on why she used the middle of a totally unrelated segment of The View to perform her one-woman play, The I Hate Vaginas Monologue.

You may recall that in a moment of Coulteresque whimsy Hasselbeck started sprouting off about why women get abortions. Yes, they're superficial. You probably already knew that.

While I couldn't find anyone in the world to support her theory, I was able to locate someone that might clear things up a bit. You see, Sarah Silverman knows what Hasselbeck meant, abortions aren't "superficial" they're just plain ol' super!

This video may be offensive to you. Yes, I'm talking to you Elisabeth.

Video: Perez Hilton