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Jessica Alba and Honor Laugh in the Face of the Law

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 28 May 2009 23:05:00 GMT

Jessica Alba took daughter Honor for a walk in L.A. yesterday. I'm wondering how long before the parenting police flash their badges and come down on Jessica for letting Honor still suck on a pacifier. Personally, I see nothing wrong with it, but I remember the fingers wagging at me when my daughter was 3 and she was still sucking her thumb. And guess what - my reply had the word 'suck' in it, too.

Self-righteous meddlers aside, Jessica should let Honor keep that paci for as long as she damn well pleases. However, that frown that Honor seems to have in every photo - might want to tell her if she keeps doing that her face will stay like that.

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Matthew McConaughey Uses His Hot Bod to Distract You From His Family

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 27 May 2009 18:05:00 GMT

Matthew McConaughey took girlfriend Camila Alves and son Levi out for a walk on a Malibu beach. Matthew decided to try something different, and took his shirt off for a change. Of course, we all know he only uses his nakedness to distract you and shield Camila and Levi from prying eyes.

Then again, maybe Matthew is hoping that the sight of his ripped abs will keep you from asking about his critically panned Ghosts of Girlfriends Past.

Either way, Matthew is shirtless so everyone's happy.

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Stars Come Out For American Idol Finale: Antonio Sabato Jr and daughter Mina

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 21 May 2009 22:05:00 GMT

Antonio Sabato Jr. gave daughter Mina a lift on the red carpet at the American Idol finale last night. I hate to say this about a dad hanging out with his little girl, but Antonio is looking pretty hot. No wonder, since he got his start as a Calvin Klein underwear model. (Thank you, Wikipedia.)

It looks like it may have been a Melrose Place reunion there at the show, as Antonio appeared opposite Heather Locklear on the show back in the '90's. (Thank you, IMDB.) I wonder if he can convince Heather to reprise her role on MP. Then, she can convince Antonio to make an appearance in his Calvins. It would be a win-win situation.

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Matt Damon: Bourne to Be a Dad

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 20 May 2009 23:05:00 GMT

Matt Damon took daughters Gia and Isabella for a walk in Central Park on Wednesday. Matt looks like he's got a pretty good handle on things; it's not always easy to wrangle an 8-month-old and a two-year-old.

He does look a little weary in this photo, though, so maybe the kids were giving him a hard time. Either that or he's just sick and tired of people trying to use the name 'Bourne' when titling stories about him.

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Isla Fisher Doesn't Put the Cart Before the Horse

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 23:10:00 GMT

Confessions of a Shopaholic star Isla Fisher couldn't contain her excitement over daughter Olive's pony ride at the LA Farmer's Market on Sunday. But she certainly couldn't be accused of putting the cart before the horse. In fact, where IS Isla's cart? This is a farmer's market afterall - I'm thinking someone's made off with her bags of organic arugula.

Meanwhile, Olive's dad, Sacha Baron Cohen, is getting ready to release his latest film Bruno, about a flamboyant Austrian fashionista who tries to make it in Hollywood. People are saying it's going to be bigger than Borat.

Now that's putting the cart before the horse.

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Michelle Williams and Matilda are Too Freakin' Cute

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 22:12:00 GMT

Michelle Williams and daughter Matilda Ledger took a little walk in Brooklyn. By the way, did you know a tree grows there?

I love the mother/daughter look they have going on - parkas with pants tucked into matching boots. You know, I tried this with my tween girls, but people kept trying to throw a blanket over me. I guess they just didn't appreciate my belly-baring crop top and hip huggers. Or maybe it was the Jonas Brothers backpack. Whatever - people are so judgmental.

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NEWS FLASH: Angelina Jolie is NOT Pregnant

sweatpantsmom — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 19:05:00 GMT

I don't know about you, but I'm having a hard time keeping up with the status of Angelina Jolie's uterus. One minute she's pregnant, then she's not, then she definitely is. The latest news comes from Jolie's rep Geyer Kosinski who tells Usmagazine.com that the rumors about the actress being pregnant are "not true."

The magazine cited recent reports that said Jolie announced she was pregnant in a London restaurant when a waiter tried to pour her a drink, and also another story that said she had pushed up the filming of her next film Edwin A. Salt so that her bump wouldn't show.

Those stories may not be true, but Brad Pitt is certainly guilty of stirring the pot. In an interview with Oprah that aired last week, he said he and Jolie would "probably" add to their brood of six and added, "It's the greatest endeavor I've ever taken on," he said. "Why stop now?"

Um, maybe because you've already got six kids?

(Sorry, couldn't keep from putting my two cents in there.)

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Please Give Generously: Gwyneth Paltrow Desperately Needs a Mirror

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 18:35:00 GMT

The only reason I can think of that Gwyneth Paltrow would leave the house in this dress is this: Poor Gwyn can't afford a mirror. I'm thinking she spent all her cash buying designer clothes for kids Moses and Apple and all those strings on hubby Chris Martin's wrist and didn't have any money left in her Prada bag for one of those shiny, reflective things.

And just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, you realize she's wearing white panties and a white bra under this monstrosity that she wore to the Paris premiere of her movie "Two Lovers"

So I've got an idea: I'm starting up a collection to buy Gwyneth a mirror. Send in what you can - $5, $10, $20 - I'll see what I can pick up at Target this weekend. Maybe I'll even throw in some appropriate lingerie or better yet, a nice coat in case she decides to wear this dress again.

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Photos! Angelina Jolie Names Daughter After Mom Marcheline Bertrand

sweatpantsmom — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 19:47:00 GMT

The Brangelina twins have finally arrived. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt welcomed Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline on Saturday night. And Angelina lovingly pays tribute to her late mother, Marcheline Bertrand, with the naming of her new daughter.

Actress Bertrand, who Angelina frequently praised as a good mom and friend, died in 2007 after a lengthy battle with ovarian cancer. Marcheline raised Angelina and her brother, James Haven, on her own after her divorce from Angie's father Jon Voight in 1978.

Bertrand had small roles in movies such as Blake Edwards' 1983 comedy "The Man Who Loved Women." She grew up in Chicago, and according to daughter Angelina Jolie, Bertrand was often wrongly identified as a French actress: "My mom is as far from French Parisian as you can get. She grew up in a bowling alley that my grandparents owned."

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Bigg Daddy: Jason Biggs Expecting With Fiancee

sweatpantsmom — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 20:05:00 GMT

American Pie star (and Adam Sandler doppelganger) Jason Biggs is rumored to be expecting his first child with actress Jenny Mollen. The couple just announced their engagement in January after a whirlwind six-month romance.

Don't think I'm going to stoop so low as to make a joke about having your pie and eating it, too.

Oasis' Liam Gallagher Ties The Knot

sweatpantsmom — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 22:32:00 GMT

Liam Gallagher of the band Oasis married girlfriend Nicole Appleton in London on Valentine's Day. The two were wed in a secret ceremony that was so private even Liam's brother Noel was not in attendance.

Gallagher and Appleton, who have a son Gene, 7, were wed at Westminster Register Office, the same spot where Gallagher wed first wife Patsy Kensit in 1997.

Hey - remember Patsy Kensit? She made a huge splash when she starred in Twenty One (rent it - it's great) but then kind of dropped off the radar. Her IMDB profile has mostly TV roles for the past few years, among them a painful sounding A Bear's Christmas Tail. What happened Patsy?

Oh, Congratulations Liam and Nicole!

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Harsh Words for Madonna's Directorial Debut, Even By Our Standards

sweatpantsmom — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 21:35:00 GMT

Okay, here at FameCrawler we're not known for being kind to celebrities. Take Madonna for instance - it's always easy to make fun of her robotic yoga-body and I've probably made a crack or two about how awful "Swept Away" was (can you blame me?)

But this review for "Filth and Wisdom", Madonna's directorial debut that recently opened the Berlin Film Festival, was particularly cruel.

Freakin' funny as hell and I'm going to tape it on my wall, but cruel.

Some excerpts:

"Madonna has been a terrible actor in many, many films and now...she has graduated to being a terrible director."

"She has made a movie so incredibly bad that Berlin festivalgoers were staggering around yesterday in a state of clinical shock, deathly pale and mewing like maltreated kittens."

"She is also the producer and co-author of the script. If she'd done the location catering as well, they'd have had a Jonestown situation on their hands."

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Quarterback Princess Helen Hunt and Her Royal Court

BadKitty — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 14:32:00 GMT

Love the cute platform white flip flops on 3 year old Makena Lei' -- you can tell she already has a ton of fashion flair with her sassy green fringey skirt. Mom Helen Hunt is more understated, in her white and khaki ensemble. But then, when you're Helen Hunt, you don't have to prove anything. Her IMDB is a comprehensive who's who of classic tv: Mary Tyler Moore, The Bionic Woman, Family, The Facts of Life, Knots Landing, Highway to Heaven, St. Elsewhere, Friends, of course Mad About You, and even an episode of the The Simpsons. But that's just scratching the surface for a real Helen Hunt fan.

Her true glory is in the made for TV oeuvre, with gems like Quarterback Princess (sexism) and Desperate Lives (drugs - PCP!) as well as her Emmy nominated partnership with Jennifer Jason Leigh. From the shame of unplanned pregnancy in I Think I'm Having a Baby to the silent pain of anorexia in The Best Little Girl in the World, Helen and Jennifer taught a generation of us how to be troubled teens.

You know what would be cool? Makena Lei' and the yet-to-be-conceived child of Jennifer Jason Leigh (she married director Noah Baumbach a couple of years ago, it's probably just a matter of time) should star in remakes of their mothers' classic After School Specials. Watch for it, Spring 2021 on the WB!

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Suri, Daughter of a Preacher Man

Whit Honea — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 19:05:00 GMT

Katie, the bump, the mom shag, Tom, and Suri, are seen here getting ready to descend to our level. Apparently Tom "Top Gun" Cruise has reached the highest level of crazy, and can, and may, perform wedding ceremonies.

The top level is called 'Clear' or 'The Larry Bird' to some people. Some people being me and Michael Jordan.

I actually performed a wedding ceremony for some friends this past summer, so I have some advice for Tom: Stand on a phone book so the people in the cheap seats can see you. They're paying good money you know.

Tia Carrere and Daughter Rock Excellent T-Shirts

BadKitty — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 17:50:00 GMT

Tia Carrere and her cute daughter Biana, rocking the tie-dye. Looks like Biana is got tired of shopping and had to hitch a ride with her dad, Simon Wakelin. I always thought of Tia as a metal girl, and Wayne would totally approve of her orange camo-T, like the one Bill Murray wore in Lost in Translation. I guess she's also open to the whole Grateful Dead hippie thing, too. That makes her daughter kinda Garth, but hey, he's very popular in his way.

Tia has a lot of sites dedicated to her, including her official site, and Tia Time, The Norwegian Tia Carrere page, which has been running since 1995! Plus all of us Dancing With The Stars fans who voted for her. That's the kind of diverse fan base you can brag about. Party On, Tia!