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Nadya Suleman - OOH, I'm Gonna Sue You

trix — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 11:34:00 GMT

She's not gonna take it, no, she's not gonna take it anymore.

Octomom Nadya Sulemanis fighting mad. She might sue In Touch Weekly about the recent "Mom from Hell" story. For her to be able to sue for libel, doesn't the story have to be false?

She did say that the nurses from Angels in Waiting would place dirty bottles around and diapers on the floor. How dare they, that's not very nice! The nurses also told Nadya to go ahead and go out and run errands or do whatever it was that she needed to do. She chose to leave the house, she could have stayed to take care of her kids. Just because you have nannies, it doesn't mean you are no longer responsible for them.

Nadya was afraid that her kids were going to be kidnapped by Angels in Waiting workers and said the organization had foster families lined up for each of the kids.

I think she may be a little paranoid.

Like any of those kids could be taken. The whole world would know they were gone and would leave no stone unturned in the search for them.

Hmmm, Nadya wouldn't plan something like that would she? That would seal her fate as a real life crazy person.

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BREAKING NEWS: Doctor Confirms to AP That Angelina Jolie Twins Are Here

sweatpantsmom — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 06:22:00 GMT

Angelina Jolie's doctor confirmed to the Associated Press early Sunday that the actress had given birth to a boy and a girl. Dr. Michael Sussman confirmed rumors that have been running rampant all day; Jolie had given birth to a boy, Knox Leon, and a girl, Vivienne Marcheline, by cesarean section on Saturday night.

Sussman told the AP on Sunday morning that the boy weighed 5.03 pounds and the girl 5 pounds, and added that Jolie, the babies and Jolie's partner, Brad Pitt, "are doing marvelously well."

Congratulations to the entire Brangelina crew!

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George Clooney and Sarah Larson: Boobs, Not Babies Blamed For Breakup

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 21:05:00 GMT

George Clooney likes small boobs. Which, contrary to what the restraining order says, means he could love me after all. Reports are saying that Clooney and girlfriend Sarah Larson split not because her biological clock was too loud, but because her boobs were too big. Yes, I've heard guys really hate that.

The actor apparently dumped the ex-cocktail waitress after she ignored his advice and went ahead and had her breasts surgically enhanced.

"George really didn't want her to get the boob job," a source tells In Touch Weekly. "Although she asked George if she could do her recovery at his house and he agreed."

I guess it was the changing of bandages and not the changing of diapers that scared George off.

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Tracey Gold Gives Birth To Son # 4!

Sassy Smith — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:31:00 GMT

Actress Tracey Gold has given birth to her fourth son!

In Touch Weekly reports that the former Growing Pains star and her husband Roby Marshall welcomed their baby boy on April 1 at 7:20 p.m. The couple have named their new bundle of joy Dylan Christoper and he weighed in at 8-pounds 4-ounces and 21-inches long.

Dylan Christopher joins big brothers, Sage, 11, Bailey, 9, and Aiden, 3.

Grandpa Harry Gold says, "Mommy and baby are doing great."

Congrats to the Golds!

Source:In Touch

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Britney Was Raped/Was Britney Raped?

HerBadMother — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 14:30:00 GMT

The headline on the latest issue of InTouch Weekly: WAS BRITNEY RAPED? Which, you know, is just a little bit horrifyingly provocative.

There's no word yet on what the basis for the story is (rumors were floating around last month about the possibility that Britney was raped 'at a club' and that this was why she shaved her head, but those rumors didn't go anywhere - until now?) but some people are already up in arms over the headline itself. Are you ready for this? Perez Hilton is outraged that InTouch Weekly would publish such a gruesomely titillating headline unless it were certain - CERTAIN - that it were true:

This is so gross!!!

Why do these rags insist on doing shit like this????

In Touch put Britney on their new cover with an attention-grabbing headline that reads, "Was Britney Raped?

WTF???

Why put in the question mark there?????

They should either know she was or wasn't. Why put this story out there if it wasn't true or if they had doubts about its authenticity?????

Oh, wait, we know why.

They wanna sell magazines!!!!

So disgusting.

We don't wanna question marks in covers! We want to know that what we're reading is FACT!

Somebody please tell me that he's being ironic here. Otherwise - fat gossipmonging pot? MEET KETTLE.

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Thirsty? Madonna Spends $10,000 a Month on Kabbalah Water

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:15:00 GMT

And I thought my $20-a-week Starbucks habit was out of control. Madonna reportedly has picked up the expensive habit of drinking only specially-blessed Kabbalah water which costs around $5 per bottle. Contributing to the expense of the water is the fact that the Material Girl has to have cartons of it shipped to wherever she's staying.

According to a friend of the singer, “Madonna drinks a lot of water — that’s one of her fitness secrets...And this is the only stuff she will touch.”

As the article points out, Madonna turns 50 in August and still looks great, so maybe there's something to the 'miracle water' claims. Kabbalah cappuccino, anyone?

[photo: MSNBC.com]