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Will Ferrell Wants To Lather You Up

Josh loposer — Thu, 28 May 2009 22:00:00 GMT

Just in time for summer vacation, the always amusing Will Ferrell is releasing his own lineup of sun care products to protect your family from the harsh rays of the sun, while helping out a good cause.

Will's sunscreen lineup consists of three humorously named sunscreens: Sexy Hot Tan, Sunstroke, and Forbidden Fruit may not sound uh... family friendly, but the cause they benefit is.

100% of the proceeds from each 6oz bottle of sunscreen go to Cancer for College, an organization that awards college scholarships for teens with cancer.

Personally, I plan to collect all three, but of course some may find the labels a little inappropriate for their children. So, I guess it's OK to let your kids put on sunscreen from a bottle that features a little girl getting her swimsuit pulled off by a puppy, but not Will Ferrell. I see how it is.

As embarrassing as the labels might be, I'm sure Will Ferrell will have no reservations about lathering up his two sons -- Magnus, 5, and Matthias ,2 and 1/2 -- with the stuff.

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Gordon Ramsay Needs Some F*@king Boundries

Whit Honea — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 14:26:00 GMT

Foul-mouthed chef and Beckham chum Gordon Ramsay has some charming parenting skills. That, dear readers, is sarcasm.

Here's a sampling that we stole from our sister site Scanner when they weren't looking:

The foul-mouthed TV star says his 10-year-old daughter, Megan, was a fussy eater - but she eagerly eats vegetables because she thinks they will enhance her chest.

He says, "I say to Meg, 'You've got to eat your lettuce, otherwise your boobies aren't going to grow.'

"It works - she's eating whole heads of lettuce, saying, 'Dad, look!' "

10-years-old and already starting with the body issues. That's Ramsay style, start the scars early.

He also has an interesting take on his son's habit of cursing, and by interesting I mean total denial.

How the hell does K-Fed win 'Dad of the Year' when Ramsay is dropping nuggets like that? I demand a recount.

BTW, does that picture make anyone else want to go vegetarian?

Keri Russell Breastfeeding at Leisure

Whit Honea — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 21:15:00 GMT

Apparently Keri Russell is the new Maggie Gyllenhaal. She has been breastfeeding her 9-month-old son River when and where she pleases with no concern for the asses, er, masses, around her. Oh, and she smells like patchouli and sweat. This is all according to a "source" in Star magazine, "I'm all for breast-feeding babies, but Keri just whips it out. It's just not appropriate in a cute little cafe.

"I wish she'd at least sit in a corner where she could be more discreet. It's kind of awkward. She smells kind of musty. I'm not sure if it's a hippie oil or a natural scent."

The nerve! Who does Keri Russell think she is, feeding her kid when other people are trying to eat? That's just inconsiderate. Doesn't that cute, little cafe have a bathroom with a stall door and a lock? Or maybe a dark alley with space available near a nice dumpster? At least then her stank would blend.

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