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Madonna And Jesus - Committed For Now, HUH?

trix — Tue, 26 May 2009 21:31:00 GMT

So Madonna and Jesus Luz had some sort of Kabbalah commitment ceremony.

What did they commit to? I have no idea, since Jesus said he doesn't have plans to marry Madonna.

I know you don't have to be married to have a committed relationship, just look at the latest Prop 8 ruling in California. But it's nice to have some sort of future plans, especially when as young as he is.

I guess they could be committed to having as much fun as possible while together, but doesn't that cheapen the whole ceremony?

Jesus said, "Madonna is beautiful, a person full of positive energy, with no visible faults. I found her marvelous. Her personality also impressed me. I cannot say anything more than I don't have plans of marrying her. I can't say if she is the woman in my life."

Wait, was it to Arkham that were you committed too?

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Madonna's Commitment Ceremony With Jesus, 22

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Can You Compete With Madonna?

trix — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 21:32:00 GMT

Someone took a survey to find out who is the hardest working mom in showbiz. Why on earth would they do that? Are they trying to invalidate every other mom out there?

The winner of this dubious award is Madonna. She is the hardest working mom out there. *cough* *cough*

This poll irritates me on several levels. First, according to reports of her staff, Madonna doesn't spend a whole lot of time with her kids. The kids are lucky to get a half an hour a day with her. Second, just because she topped the earnings list means diddely squat to her kids. Third, I think this kind of poll is ridiculous because, people like you and me, who work our asses off for little more than the kisses our kids give us before they go to bed at night could never compete. I don't know about you but after I play chef, housekeeper, nanny and chauffeur, I'm beat.

I bet my kids think I'm the hardest working mom they know.

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If I Were Madonna, I'd Be a Little Put Out

trix — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 21:29:00 GMT

So Madonna fell off of another horse the other day and it wasn't even her fault. The animal wasn't spooked by a snake or a dog running in it's path, it was spooked by the paparazzi.

Ooh, I'd be ticked, if I were her. I would have probably got up and given them a piece of my mind. Imagine what nasty things you would be thinking about the imbecile's that jumped out of the bushes to take your picture and scared your well trained horse.

Madonna suffered minor injuries and bruising, but was released from the hospital the same day as the accident.

Oh yes I almost forgot, not only did the paparazzi scare her hors, then they reported that she fell off of it like it was all her fault.

Classy, super classy, guys!

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A Crying Madonna Wants Mercy Now

trix — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 19:03:00 GMT

I really feel bad for Madonna, this whole adoption denial thing has hit her pretty hard. The picture above shows her in tears and you just can't help but feel bad for her.

At least I can't help but feel for her. I hope that the whole thing gets straightened out soon and she can bring her little Mercy home to her new multi-million dollar home in New York.

No matter what you think of Madonna, she is said to be a good mother, and is in pain.

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Madonna Talks About Mercy For The First Time

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More Adoption Trouble For Madonna

trix — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 12:33:00 GMT

Madonna made a rather embarrassing trip to Malawi this week. I say embarrassing because, she went thinking that she would just sashay in and the courts would fall all over themselves in an effort to please her, and they didn't.

Now there is more trouble in the adoption plans, Mercy's father, or at least a man claiming to be Mercy's father, has come forward to take custody of her. He lives in another village, but wants to take a DNA test to prove that he is her father.

The man's name is James Kambewa, and he had no idea that Mercy was alive, because he was told that she dies with her mother in childbirth. He says he wants to meet Madonna and tell her to back off, he can take care off his own daughter, thank you very much!

There is also an interesting tidbit to the whole story. I guess it is tradition or custom in Malawi to give a child his or her fathers middle name, and Mercy has James'.

He said, “Discovering my daughter is alive is a miracle. Now I call on all my countrymen to help me have my child. I will take a DNA test and appear in court to prove Mercy is my child. I am willing to do whatever it takes. I bear no grudge against Madonna. But I am Mercy’s father and I want her to stay with me. God will take care of us.”

Well, there you have it. Do you think he is really Mercy's father? Or is he just another one of the many that didn't want Madonna to take another child from Malawi?

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Madonna Doesn't Get Her Way

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Guy Richie Is Such A Nice Guy

trix — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 12:33:00 GMT

Instead of constantly bad mouthing his ex, Madonna, Guy Richie takes the high road.

He commented on Madonna's adoption efforts by saying, “Madonna is a fantastic and loving mother who cares deeply about her own children and children who may need additional help and support. I fully supported Madonna in her decision to apply for this adoption, and I am saddened that her application has been rejected. She is motivated only by being a caring parent who seeks to share some of the advantages and opportunities that her life has given her. This time it did not work out, but there will be other opportunities, and I wish her well in them. She is a great mum.”

Wow, if only more divorced parents treated each other that way, or even said nice things about each other in front of their kids. We all know those couples that still get along for the kids, but their are just as many that don't and don't hesitate to show it.

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Seth Rogen Really Hates Kids

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Madonna is a Slave Driver?

trix — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 22:27:00 GMT

Poor Madonna, she's having such a rough time lately. She is being bad mouthed by people in Malawi for the adoption "kidnapping" of Mercy, she had to break up with her boy toy Jesus Luz and Guy is dating, a lot.

Now on top of it all, her staff is walking out on her slowly but surely, and they don't have very many nice things to say about their experience. Sure they had a great time traveling the world and all that but the work experience was rough.Madonna had two personal assistants, two nannies and a chauffeur quit within a relatively short period of time. Why?

It seems that even if you work for a multi-millionaire pop singer, you should be able to have a little quality of life. The long hours that Madonna requires was the main reason all her employees quit.

The most recent employee to quit took to her Facebook page to tell of her should I stay, or should I go, battle.

“Not putting up (with) this s— any more,” an entry from February.

“Never have, never will. Standing up for my rights regardless of consequence. Sick of always being the one who compromises.”

The next day she wrote: “You know the score!!! No one messes with my party.”

A month earlier, as she prepared for a weekend off, Ms Jacobsen vowed to “make the most of my 48 f—ing hours” of freedom.

It sounds like she was tired of not getting any time off. The long hours that Madonna requires her employees to work also make it sound like Madonna can't do anything by herself. I bet she just wants all these toadies around telling her how great she is all the time. Actually, now that I think about it, I think she probably can't do anything because she is always working out and doesn't have time for anything else.

Who knows?

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Madonna and Jesus Part Ways

trix — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 21:31:00 GMT

Madonna and Jesus Luz have gone their separate ways. Hallelujah!

Madonna took to Twitter to tell her fans how happy she is to be single again.

Oh yay! I bet her kids are happy she's single again, especially since Jesus is only 10 or so years older than Lourdes.

She was live on Twitter for about 20 min and talked to her fans. Madonna said she was "glad" to be single again and her fans replied that she's not as happy as they are. Her fans told her that she makes much better music when she is single.

I wonder what the reason for the "split" was. Could it have been due to the alleged cheating on the part of Jesus or was she just done with him?

Perhaps Madonna will take that to heart and make better relationship decisions in the future. A- Rod and Jesus weren't the best choices she could have made, especially on the rebound.

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Madonna's Immoral Behavior Halts Adoption Plans

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Madonna is the New Benjamin Buttons

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Madonna and Jesus - Still Going Strong?

trix — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 15:33:00 GMT

Jesus Luz has spoken out and denied the claim that he cheated on Madonna.

He insisted that he and the lingerie model, Luciana Costa, are just friends. He even stated that his mother was at the party where he danced with Luciana and he would never become intimate with a woman when his mother was in the room.

Ahhh, what a gentleman.

He told Sun magazine, “I danced with her, but I danced with everyone at the party. My mom was at my side (at the party) and never would I become intimate with a woman if my mom was nearby - even if I was interested in that person. I have nothing with Luciana. The next day I met her on the beach and greeted her normally. The press created this story.”

He doesn't really comment on his personal life and said, "Even if it is true that I am with her, I would never reveal these details. I was never one to comment on my personal life and that won’t change now. This is a characteristic of my personality.”

So I think that raised more questions than anything else. He denies cheating on a women that he may or may not be involved with.

I'm so confused. Could this be one of the reasons the Malawi Government won't let Madonna adopt?

Madonna Files Paperwork For Malawi Adoption

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Breaking News- Madonna Filed Adoption Papers in Malawi

trix — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 13:32:00 GMT

A Malawian official confirmed that Madonna filed papers today to adopt another child from Malawi.

Madonna is supposed to visit Malawi over the weekend and perhaps even be able to appear in court on Monday. All the government officials involved have confirmed these rumors except Madonna's rep.

"Our official policy is that we do not encourage our children to be sent into broken homes. Her relationships may negatively affect the adoption of Mercy."

I guess the little girl she wants to adopt is named Mercy.

It seems she had such a difficult tie adopting last time, I hope it goes a little smoother this time. Because, even though it's Madonna, and she needs to let the kids be kids, she still takes good care of the munchkins. They are well fed, schooled and traveled, which is better than the life David or Mercy is likely to have in Malawi.

Will Madonna's Immoral Behavior Halt Adoption Plans ?

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Woo Hoo - Guy Ritchie Has A New Girlfriend

trix — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 14:33:00 GMT

Guy Ritchie stepped out with Elle Macpherson over the weekend.

Are they a new couple? Yay! I'm so glad to see Guy moving on, what, with Madonna putting her whole relationship and life on the news everyday, it's nice to see him moving on.

I've always liked Elle Macpherson, I also think that she is a few steps up in the dating pool, don't you?

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Madonna is the New Benjamin Buttons

trix — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 19:59:00 GMT

I didn't know that you dressed up for Purim parties, does that make me naive?

Anyway, Madonna showed her Purim spirit by dressing up like her daughter Lourdes, before heading out to her local celebration. Do you think Lourdes was embarrassed? I doubt anything surprises her, where her mom is concerned.

Madonna looks, dare I say cute, in an oddly awkward way.

Did Madonna and Jesus, who dressed as the joker, get drunk, as is commanded on Purim? Hmmm, I doubt Madonna takes that kind of poison into her system.

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Britney Pays K-Fed For Doing Nothing

trix — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 18:28:00 GMT

So exactly what is Kevin Federline getting paid $5000.00/week for? I thought he was getting paid to take care of the boys while Britney is on tour. I guess taking care of the boys means, leaving them with the nanny for some quality me time.

I don't get these celebrity parents that take the time to have kids but then send them off with the nanny. That's not being a parent, that's called being selfish in my book. Can't they be a celebrity and a parent the same time?

Kevin spent his first night in New Orleans at a casino gambling his/Britney's money away.

The boys spent the day checking out the scenery of the city. Do you think Kevin will step up and spend the rest of the time with his boys?

Britney Gets The Boys, K'Fed Gets $5000 A Week

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Lourdes Has Her Own Style

trix — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 21:36:00 GMT

Madonna, throughout her career, has made some questionable choices. Whether it be her videos, fashion choices or just her dealings with men, she has been criticized, poked and prodded and I think it's time we gave her a break.

Madonna's choice to let her daughter be herself when it comes to fashion, is a choice I can get behind. Lourdes rocks some interesting outfits, but they are decidedly hers. I'm sure Madonna does draw the line at the modesty issue because, Lourdes is, after all, only 12 years old.

It must be nice to be the child of a celebrity and be able to experiment with your fashion and what works for you without censure. By the time Lourdes is old enough to be on a best or worst list, she'll have it all figured out.

Will Jesus Cure What Ails Madonna?

Guy Ritchie is Steaming over Madonna's Make Out Pictures

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Will Jesus Cure What Ails Madonna?

trix — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 13:34:00 GMT

Oh Madonna, why are you so sad? Do you really need some 22 year old boy to make you feel better about yourself?

Every one has speculated on the nature of their relationship, is he her boy toy, are they just friends?

Jesus' mother feels that Madonna kidnapped her son, that she snatched him away to her love nest and is controlling his every move. She must believe the Brazilian media, because they reported the Madonna's PR people confiscated his cellphone. That fear was exacerbated by the fact that he left the family a text message saying he wouldn't be home for the holidays.

His grandmother is upset as well, as well she should be, Madonna is a year older than she is. I bet she's not robbing the cradle with some 22 year old model.

p.s. Before you get all bent out of shape, I would say the same thing about a 51 year old guy hooking up with some 22 year old girlie.

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Adnan Ghalib Claims He's Still Dating Britney

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Guy Ritchie is Steaming over Madonna's Make Out Pictures

trix — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 19:02:00 GMT

Guy Ritchie is said to be furious about Madonna's most recent photo shoot with Jesus Luz.

Madonna posed in some very provocative pictures for W magazine and Guy thinks that she should stop and think about the kids before she does anything further. He knows the kids are going to be embarrassed by the photos.

Madonna controls everything about their lives and even though she controls what kind of media they are exposed to she doesn't control all of the other kids at school.

"Guy was shocked by Madonna's recent half-naked photos. He told her it could embarrass the kids at school. Then he joked that she should be over that sort of thing now. Madonna had a total meltdown about it - not only because she's strict on what kind of media and external influences the children should be exposed to but because she hates Guy commenting on what she does as an artist."

Would you want to see your mom making out with some guy?

I think Madonna needs to let her kids be kids and get them out of the bubble they are in right now. She has created an environment where they are isolated, and cushioned from everything, good and bad.

Guy seems like the type that wants to take his kids outside and roll around in the dirt with them. He seems to have their best interests at heart, not just his career.

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Madonna and A-Rod- Rumors Abound

trix — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 23:02:00 GMT

Madonna and Alex Rodriguez, are they or aren't they? You never can tell. The rumors are swirling again, they supposedly spent the weekend together but it may have been difficult because others are saying that A-Rod was in the Bahamas this past weekend.

Who do you believe?

Madonna and A-Rod have both said that they are just friends.

The kids, Lourdes, Rocco, and David need a little stability and I don't doubt that Madonna is a good mother. I don't think that she is going to jeopardize their well being with random hook ups and rumored affairs.

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Rocco Fires Away

trix — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 21:32:00 GMT

Rocco Ritchie got away from the drama of the divorce between his mom and dad and let loose in the snow.

Rocco let loose a barrage of snowballs on his babysitter in Central Park and his parents were nowhere in the area. That looks like unadulterated joy on his face, was it because he didn't have to fight for attention with the gym or the pub.

Where was Buddy the Elf when you need him?

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Madonna and Britney Receive Death Threats

trix — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 18:32:00 GMT

Madonna and Britney Spears need to hire some extra guards or security, there are some serious threats being made against them.

In the latest issue of Israel National News Muslim extremists threatened to kill the ladies.

"If I meet these whores, I will have the honor – I repeat, I will have the honor – to be the first one to cut [their] heads off…if they will keep spreading their satanic culture against Islam."

The senior terrorist (I didn't know there was such a thing) for the Popular Resistance Committee, was the one who made the above threat. He's apparently offended that they study Kabbalah and that Madonna has visited Israel in the past.

Madonna did respond to the threat by beefing up her security team with two Israeli body guards.

That is scary shiznit! You can be a person of the people and respect all kinds, but if one person gets it in their head that you need to go, they can make your life just a little more like hell.

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Leonardo DiCaprio Wants To Be A Dad

trix — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 21:04:00 GMT

I don't really know why, but I've always thought of Leonardo DiCaprio as more hype than substance. Who knows? I could be wrong, I probably am, It may be because we don't know that much about him.

He did show us a chink in the armor recently when he opened up a little about his hopes for the future and what he hopes to have in regard to a family.

He said, "I see these guys, Tobey Maguire, Brad Pitt and Matt Damon with their families, and it reaffirms for me that I definitely want to have a kid someday . . . . I absolutely believe in marriage. My parents were divorced before I was even born, but that has never bothered me. They are both really cool people and I have enjoyed sharing both their lives rather than having one life."

He did let on that he would like to be married to Bar, but don't count on him letting us know when. He wants to keep his personal life separate from his public persona.

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FameCrawler : israel

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