FameCrawler : jail sentence

Foxy Brown Isn't Pregnant, Just Crazy

Whit Honea — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 22:20:00 GMT

Oh Foxy, you sly, crazy, tease. Did you think pretending to be pregnant would get you a shorter jail-sentence? Well, I can't blame you for thinking that, but still, pretending to be pregnant is only acceptable in hopes of trapping a man, not fighting the law. I can't imagine the court will smile kindly on your charade.

TMZ is reporting that Foxy Brown's manager announced today, "And to the pregnancy rumors, this is the official statement: She is not pregnant."

Now, if she was pregnant and something happened, then of course that isn't a laughing matter. However, is this was some sort of wacky shenanigans, then I think a quick laugh is in order.

Ha.

Photo: Bossip

Foxy Brown Not Sly or Quick, Just Pregnant and Sentenced to 1 Year in Jail

Whit Honea — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 23:50:00 GMT

Foxy Brown has just been sentenced to one year in prison for violating her probation. This means that she will give birth in jail. Eat that Nicole Richie! She has been in a cell on Riker's Island for the past two weeks and will remain there for the rest of her sentence, barring an early release as celebrities are oft prone to receive.

The bad news for Brown, in addition to the above, is that even if she only served her time under NRM (Nicole Richie Math- divide 365 by 4, carry the one, factor in x= 82 minutes, and eat a pi) she was also indicted in today for bashing a woman's head with her BlackBerry (I'm just glad it wasn't an iPhone) She is also facing assault charges in Florida where she allegedly spat on and threw hair glue at an employee of a beauty salon. Judging by Foxy's hair I assume she was just walking by the store, apparently sniffing said glue (I'm just guessing).

Crazy gets around.

Photo: PW

Free at Last! Free at Last! Nicole Richie Survives 1 Hour (and 22 minutues) of Hell

Whit Honea — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 01:34:00 GMT

It was over before it started. Nicole Richie checked into jail for what was to be 4 days of reflection and soul-searching, and she checked out 82 minutes later. Apparently the mirror was fine and her feet feel good. I hope this doesn't mean she won't be responding to my letter. I want to frame it right next to the one her friend sent me.

I wonder if this is going to be one of those Paris deals, where she was released quickly only to be forced back amid the crying and the shame. I doubt it, but still, I wouldn't get too comfortable Nicole. On the bright side, Paris got all kinds of cupcakes and stuff while she was holed up in her compound.

What's the ETA on Danny Bonaduce delivering a fruit basket?

Nicole Richie Gets 4 Days

Whit Honea — Sat, 28 Jul 2007 03:15:00 GMT

Today was a bad day for breaking news at FameCrawler. Most of the writers were at BlogHer and I spent the day at Comic-Con.

See what happens while we're off playing? Nicole Richie gets sentenced to serve 4 days in jail. Damn the luck.

Actually, under the circumstances, she may have been lucky. At least she won't have to worry about having a baby behind bars.

Paris Hilton Not Only Thinks Outside The Bun, She Looks Like She's Got One in the Oven

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 13:15:00 GMT

Hard to believe, but I have a lot in common with Kathy Hilton, Paris' mom. We both have two daughters, both like to spend our husband's cash, and more than likely we'll both be driving through Taco Bell on Tuesday.

The jailbird/heiress was released early Tuesday and her family has said that Hilton has been wanting to make a run for the border. There's a good chance that my kids will be demanding a trip to The Bell (as us hip insiders like to call it) as well, seeing as we've gone a whole three days without any fast-food and the trans-fat levels in their bodies are at a dangerous low.

Uh, and speaking of bodies - does it look here like Paris' could be growing another one? Could be she's craving that Chalupa Supreme for a reason.

[photo: Flynet]

Mother-Child Reunion: Paris Is Released To Parents

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 07:40:00 GMT

Paris Hilton was released from jail just after midnight on Tuesday morning. Her parents, Kathy and Rick Hilton were waiting when she walked out of Lynwood Jail. The heiress has reportedly lost ten pounds while incarcerated, and is looking forward to calling her BFF Nicole Richie "Fatty."

[photo: CNN]