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Britney Stinks

HerBadMother — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 00:03:00 GMT

Because she's human, y'all!

During a radio interview between Ryan Seacrest and Britney hanger-on Sam Lufti on Thursday, the pop singer's voice suddenly came on the line, speaking from the shower:

"Get out, I'm naked, get out!" Spears is heard telling pal Sam Lutfi as he carries the phone toward her during the interview from her house with KIIS-FM's Seacrest.

When Lutfi asks why she's taking a shower, Spears replies: "I stink, 'cause I'm a human being. Shut the door, I'm nasty!"

I'm not going to touch the "I stink... I'm nasty" comment, because, you know, just because she brings it on herself doesn't mean that we should take advantage. But I would like to know the answer to this question: why, for Britney Spears, does being naked in the shower demand privacy, but being naked in, say, the Betsey Johnson shop at Sherman Oaks does not? Just wondering.

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Did Britney's Skeevy Boyfriend Set-Up Those Preg-Test Photos?

HerBadMother — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 21:20:00 GMT

Like we needed more evidence that Adnan Ghalib - Britney's paparazzo boy-toy - is an opportunistic skeez: the photos that surfaced this week of Britney buying a pregnancy test were taken by Adnan's photo agency.

Speculation is that Britney was actually colluded with Ghalib to set up the photos, to benefit Ghalib and his photo agency, FinalPixx.

MTV.com says that 'judging from the volume of calls FinalPixx staffers were juggling on Wednesday, the stunt resulted in a huge influx of new business for the company — including MTV News, which licensed one photo at a rate of $300 for the right to use the shot online. (People.com, which used a shot, and TMZ, which used video footage on air, declined MTV News' request to disclose how much they paid, and FinalPixx declined to discuss how much new business they have received, in either specific or general terms.)

Ghalib's colleagues in the paparazzo world have been skeptical since he first took up with the star.

"When People.com licensed the set-up pix of Britney and Adnan 'shopping' for pregnancy tests, did they fall for Adnan's trick?" X17 blogged.

"Britney Spears has admitted toying with the public," Splash News blogged. "I wonder what Adnan will convince Britney to do next!"'

Yeah. I wonder.

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As If Britney Didn't Have Enough To Cope With...

HerBadMother — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 20:10:00 GMT

... a handful of paparazzi have to go and (almost) run her off the road. Like she doesn't have enough trouble driving right now, what with all the effort of maintaining that British accent and figuring out when and where she's going to strip next.

I know, that's mean. One shouldn't snark Britney when she's down. I feel sorry for her, I really do. Not as much as Rosie O'Donnell, maybe (Rosie thinks that Brit-Brit is like a next-gen Princess Di; I say she's more like a next-gen Anna Nicole Smith), but still - she has my heart-felt sympathies. So I have to say that I'm glad that those skeezy paps were arrested for reckless driving (they are now, however, out on bail).

Now if someone could just arrest Adnan Ghalib for reckless scuzzbagness, I'd be happy.

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Britney Spears Must Be Pregnant. How Else To Explain The NAKED BATSHIT CRAZIES?

HerBadMother — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 22:32:00 GMT

Just when you think that Britney's one-way carnival ride to hell in a handbasket couldn't get anymore bizarre, comes this: Britney, naked, in a mall, screaming profanities at terrified Betsey Johnson salesgirls. Also, possibly, sex in a dressing room stall. Whether this was before or after she went shopping for pregnancy tests, we don't know.

According to Perez Hilton:

Sunday afternoon, Unfitney paid a visit to the Betsey Johnson store at the Westfield Fashion Square mall in Sherman Oaks, where she and paparazzo boy toy Adnan Ghalib caused quite a commotion.

Brit Brit grabbed dresses from the racks and disappeared into a dressing room with Adnan.

Moments later, Spears came out completely naked, shocking salesclerks, Life & Style reports.

"I was blown away. Britney's private parts were right in front of me!" a store employee tells the mag.

It's not like we haven't all seen it already!

"I grabbed a dress to cover her and she screamed, 'Get away from me! Don't you fucking come near me!' says the employee. "Then she disappeared in the dressing room with Adnan for 45 minutes. They were making weird noises. It was disgusting."

She was probably farting in his face. He likes that.

When Britney and Adnan finally stumbled out, Spears mumbled something unintelligible. "I couldn't understand a word she was saying. She was slurring and spitting, and talking with a British accent," says the employee. "Her face was covered with cold sores and acne, and her scalp was patchy. I wanted to help her, but she was so mean that I left her alone. Then she muttered, 'Fuck you!' and left the store."

If that's not hormones (hormones jacked up on caffeine and random pharmaceuticals and shaken with a spritz of psycho, mind you), I don't know what is.

Is Britney Spears Pregnant With Adnan's Baby?

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 18:35:00 GMT

These pictures are surfacing of Britney Spears buying a pregnancy test with boyfriend/hanger-on Adnan Ghalib. In an attempt to deny the obvious, tragic thought that Spears is pregnant by a man she's only known for three weeks, I came up with some other reasons why she might be buying a pregnancy test:

Those EPT sticks are great for stirring Frappuccinos
Adnan's been sick, and she thought they were thermometers
She's sending it to Jamie Lynn. You know, as a joke.
Pregnancy test? She thought they were birth control. EPT sounds so much like IUD
Valentine's Day is coming. She's sending one to every 16-year-old in Kentwood, Louisiana

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