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K-Fed Brings Home The Bacon?

Josh loposer — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 14:30:00 GMT

K-Fed has a bad wrap for being a kind of a deadbeat and leeching off of Britney's wealth because, well, that's pretty much what he does. Well, rumor has it that he may actually start earning a little cha-ching soon by being a spokesman for NutriSystem's weight loss program.

Federline has reported managed to pack on abot 40 pounds since last year, and that makes him a pretty good potential success story for NutriSystem.

“Kevin wants to lose weight, and he needs to make money,” the friend says. “He’s seriously thinking it over.”

If he chooses to work on his gut with NutriSystem Men's Plan, he would join other more legit celebs like Dan Marino, Tony Orlando, and Larry the Cable Guy.

As a father who has sole custody of his and Britney's sons -- Sean, 4, and Jayden, 3 -- and pretty much lives completely off the money that he gets from Britney, I'm thinking it would be a good move for K-Fed to take the job. Plus, it might set a good example for the boys.

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Will Smith on Letterman Video: Father Vs. Son(s)

Whit Honea — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 19:01:00 GMT

Those of us that are parents, in this case fathers, know it's coming- the day our kids are better than us, rendering us feeble and useless. In my case it happened when my oldest turned five. I thought I had a bit more time.

Will Smith is dealing with it now- on several fronts. Watch as he and David Letterman discuss it in the video below. It takes a village...

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Spying on the Neighbors: 11-14-08

Whit Honea — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 22:44:00 GMT

Espresso Truffle. Believe it.

Madonna and A-Rod going public? (Gabsmash)

Jayden visits family (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Jake Fisherman checks it out (Celebrity Baby Blog)

Alba for charity (Gossip Girls)

Amy's Smart Girls (Jezebel)

Spying on the Neighbors: 9-24-08

Whit Honea — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 23:01:00 GMT

Too. Much. TV. I need another TiVo.

The Federline boys at the zoo (Celebs and Bubs)

Quotable Costner (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Nicole Richie visits a shelter (Hollyscoop)

Tom Brady is in shopping shape (Jezebel)

Jennifer Garner is hands on (Gossip Girls)

McCain needs a break (Perez Hilton)

Wilco the vote (Scanner)

"Team Britney" Steals My Pet Name for FameCrawler

Whit Honea — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 23:34:00 GMT

Welcome to Team Britney, bitches. The only thing sadder than the mess Britney Spears has made of her life is a group of people denying that it is happening. Team Britney, aka the board of Taco Bell shareholders, is a collection of Britney fans (judging by the photo I'd say it's a collection of all the Britney fans) that feel the star is being unfairly treated.

They also feel that the Holocaust never happened and that the moon landing was filmed in Burbank.

Membership is open to anyone with a love of Britney and a firm grasp on denial. That ain't a river, y'all.

Please send all dues and donations to FameCralwer, attn: Free $$ Department.

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K-Fed's Got A New Baby-Mama?

HerBadMother — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 15:03:00 GMT

A guy can't be all about suing for custody and playing with his kids, you know. A dude's gotta get some. But dude should, really, make sure that he's got himself, um, covered. A guy going through a messy custody battle's got his hands too full to risk any, you know, accidents.

If anyone needed more evidence that the former Mr. Britney Spears is, indeed, sharing some quality time with ~~that sex-tape chick who shared Colin Farrell's dick with the world~~ Nicole Narain, X17 has the video evidence.The two lovebirds, it seems, may have spent the night together and may have been installing car seats together as well. X17 takes this to mean that K-Fed may be test-driving a new baby-mama. I take it to mean that he likes his women to work - no leaving to the heavy lifting to the man, y'all. He's got a reputation to uphold.

And in any case, if anything could put the ice-chill on a man's sperm-producing machinery, it would be the experience of having children with Britney Spears. If K-Fed decides to have more kids, with anyone, then he's stupider than he looks.

K-Fed Fears Britney May Kill the Federline Boys

Whit Honea — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 17:33:00 GMT

Superdad Kevin Federline is afraid that Britney and all her crazy may be a real hazard to the lives of his sons. According to Fed-Ex's girlfriend Nicole Narain he has said the following:

“Britney’s behavior has already put our kids at risk and I can’t let things get any worse. She’s lost all grasp on reality and is dragging the children through hell. Her mood swings are now so wild that I live in fear of getting a call telling me that she has killed herself. I can’t allow her to have custody because I seriously believe she could harm our sons. I’ve shared her life and I know she’s capable of anything with pills and a few drinks inside her.”

Narain goes on to say that the last straw causing Kevin to file for divorce was when he found Britney breastfeeding Jayden while she (Spears) was wasted on vodka.

Is Kevin just now having these fears? Welcome to our world, Federline.

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Sean Preston Federline Gets US Weekly Cover

HerBadMother — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 12:03:00 GMT

Nice. I suppose that we can expect Jayden James' cover to carry the headline Mommy Why Are You Such A Drug-Addled Tart?

Classy, US Weekly. Real classy.

Hey Y'all, Britney and Mystery Man Take the Kids to Church, Everything's Okay

Whit Honea — Sun, 08 Jul 2007 21:01:00 GMT

Britney Spears and international man of intrigue, John Sundahl, went to church today. No reports as to whether or not the place collapsed, although lightning was sighted.

They took Spears' two kids, Sean and Jayden (who does not look thrilled), as if to show the world, and of course God, that she is a good momma. I think it's going to take more than a little Sunday Christianity to make anyone buy that.