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Rick Soloman's Cousin "Trashes" Pamela Anderson

Karen — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 20:02:00 GMT

The 78 year old cousin of sex-tape star Rick Soloman is slinging around some harsh words after the on again, off again relationship between Rick and Pam has finally broke up.

I say "finally" even though it was a 2 month marriage because any more of this story and my head might explode from boredom.

Salomon’s cousin, Alice Koffer, 78, claims he was crazy to marry Anderson in the first place - and probably only embarked on the relationship for financial gain.

She tells the Palm Beach Post, "His poor mother must be spinning in her grave! She tried so hard to raise him right.

"I don’t know what he sees in that trashy woman. The kid is nuts. (Anderson) must have some money or he wouldn’t be with her."

I'm probably going to hell for this, but I can picture this old woman being interviewed and wagging her finger. Tsk tsk Ricky.

Pamela Anderson Is Busy Being A Wife & Having Sex Every Night

Sassy Smith — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 22:02:00 GMT

Baywatch star, Pamela Anderson, another one of those "mom of the year" celebrities, is newly married again and very busy being a wife, so she and her husband, Rick Salomon, have no time to party. They're busy in the bedroom.

Pam said, "I'm the happiest I've ever been. We're good for each other. We're in every night-having sex!" You know, I thought for sure, when I read she was too busy for partying, that she was going to maybe mention that she was busy, being a MOM. How naive of me.

This is definately a match made in Heaven. I mean Anderson is known for her long term relationships and Salomon is Paris Hilton's sloppy seconds guy, so why wouldn't this last? Pammie lost alot of poker games to Rick and he offered to clear her debt in return for sex. Classy.

They married in a quickie ceremony, in between Hans Klok's magic shows (which Pam is a part of) and when asked if she rushed into the marriage with Salomon, she replied, "Nah. I make all of my decisions in about five minutes." Again, classy.

On her kids, Brandon, 11, and Dylan, 9, who are happy that her show with Klok is ending soon. "My kids, they're kind of scared of him, because he might make them disappear.

Maybe he could make Pammie disappear.

Photo source: imrediff.com

DCFS, Probation & Merry Christmas: Britney's Always Has A Big To Do List

Sassy Smith — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 12:33:00 GMT

So many Britney Spears issues to discuss and so little time. On a happy (I think?) note, Britney is getting her boys for Christmas. Legal teams for Spears and Federline attended a court hearing to discuss what custody arrangements would be for the holiday season. Britster gets Sean Preston and Jayden James Christmas morning for sure. Los Angeles Superior Court spokesperson Allan Parachini confirmed: “There was extensive discussion and agreement on the visitation over the holiday period. It’s different from the existing [custody] schedule.”

Kevin’s lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan said, “Kevin thinks it’s absolutely appropriate that they both get to see the kids over the holidays.” Yes because mama is gonna take you boys to Starbucks and get you a cheeseburger from Burger King.

Reports are that both Spears and Federline are currently being investigated by the DCFS regarding their parenting abilities. Shocking! A source said that neither case was "particularly alarming" but that the department has a legal responsibility to investigate all claims. Britney has been investigated twice this year by the same agency, after anonymous tips. As well, her former bodyguard made claims about her questionable behavior around her two young sons. Again, shocking!

Finally, Britney's lawyer attended a hearing at a court in Van Nuys, California concerning Britney's arrest for driving without a valid license. Spears was charged with the misdemeanor after crashing into a parked car in the area in August. The LA City Attorney wants to give her 24 months probation for the offense. I say lock her up ~~and throw the way the key~~! Oh, well, maybe that's a bit harsh. Britney's lawyer said that the City Attorney might be willing to drop the period down to 12 months, but "no misdemeanor violation verdict is satisfactory to me." Me either. B*tch gets away with too much as it is.

Merry Christmas Britney, Merry Christmas.

Photo source: Celebrity gossip