FameCrawler : jennifer lopez twins

J-Lo and Marc Do STK

Karen — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 16:02:00 GMT

It was Mommy-Daddy Date Night for Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony, so the couple hit STK in Los Angeles.

After a steak dinner, the pair were acousted by paparazzi as they rolled out in their Rolls Royce.

Life's tough.

Source (who apparently doesn't know you don't "chase after" 5 month olds. Rookies.)

Jennifer Lopez To Launch "Eccentric" Exercise Clothing Line

Karen — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 22:32:00 GMT

After working hard to get back to her pre-pregnancy weight, Jennifer Lopez was inspired to come out with a line of exercise clothing. “She has some street gear already in her lines, but she wants something exclusively for sneakers, yoga pants and dance gear.

“She wants it to look great in the gym and in the street, and to be affordable and functional.”

Why is it that when I see the word "Eccentric," I totally imagine a glitter and sequined JLo a la Laverne & Shirley on purple CoolMax?

FYI Jenny... a pony tail is not a hairstyle.

Christina Aguilera - Working Mom

Sassy Smith — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 19:03:00 GMT

Christina Aguilera is enjoying motherhood with new son Max Liron, 2 months old, but that doesn't mean she can't ease back into work and have the best of both worlds.

More pics after the jump

On Monday March 17, Aguilera was seen out and she had stopped by Smashbox Studios in LA to reportedly do a photo shoot for People en Espanol.

She and her husband Jordan Bratman went out for a sushi dinner with friends later in the evening. Christina looks good - she's not losing the baby weight too quickly and has that new mommy glow.

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Christina Aguilera - Breastfeeding Is A Workout!

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Christina Aguilera - Breastfeeding Is A Workout!

Sassy Smith — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 11:03:00 GMT

Wanna know Christina Aguilera's secret to dropping the post-baby weight?

Popstar Christina, 27, has made several public appearances since giving birth to Max Liron on January 12. And what's her secret to getting rid of the extra baby pounds? She said, for her, it's breastfeeding her new, little bundle of joy!

Many new moms have found that breastfeeding does, indeed help with shedding the pounds. Aguilera said, "I think they say that when you're breastfeeding, you know, your weight kind of slims down. It's a little easier. It's like a workout within itself. It's very tiring actually and you find yourself snacking more often."

Whatever she's doing, she looks fabulous!

Xtina is married to music exec, Jordan Bratman.

Photo source:Dlisted.com

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K-Fed: Still Needing That Stylist

HerBadMother — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 17:03:00 GMT

Apparently, K-Fed has not received any of the messages that I've been sending him about this new look of his. Dude: NOT GOOD.

Seriously. LOSE THE CULOTTES. Also, do something about that hairdo. It looks like a partial-Brazilian gone wrong. And take a shower. You look greasy.

It's bad news when your ex-FIL and grandfather of your children looks a touch more stylin' than you do. Well, cleaner, anyway.

So, yeah, do something about this, will you, K? Thx.

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K-Fed's Fighting At 'Daddy' Weight

HerBadMother — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 15:26:00 GMT

That's what Shar Jackson says about those crazy pictures of K-Fed sporting a Rodney Dangerfield gut. He's just put on a bit of a daddy-tummy, that's all:

"It's daddy weight!" she told Usmagazine.com. "When you are a full time parent, sometimes you can't focus on you."

"If gaining a few pounds is your only problem, life's not too bad!"

Adds his rep, "He’s a stay-at-home dad, and people tend to gain weight when they are home with the kids. He's very happy with the way he looks.”

Right. I'm thinking that it's not so much 'daddy weight' as it is 'living life of leisure thanks to divorce settlement from mega-famous pop star' weight. But that's just me. And whatever, if he's happy with the way he looks, we're all happy, right? Right?

Wrong. I still think that he needs to burn those culottes. I don't so much care about the gut as I do about the heinous fashion crime against humanity that is those pants. Being a dad is no excuse for pants like that.

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sweatpantsmom — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 14:05:00 GMT

Kevin Federline is pregnant! At least that's what the FameCrawler headline would read if this were a woman. In what appears to be a far cry from his days as a lean break dancing machine, K-Fed was photographed last week playing golf and looking like he's about to give birth to Jennifer Lopez' twins.

Hey, it's about time a guy got some crap for packing on some pounds. My only regret is I don't have any shots of Federline in a bikini.

Battle Of The Celebrity Babies: Max and Harlow

Sassy Smith — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 16:02:00 GMT

Christina Aguilera's son Max graced the cover of People with his mom, as did Nicole Richie's little bundle of joy, Harlow. But who won? Which baby is selling more copies?

Nicole Richie's cover has outsold Christina's cover! According to reports, Nicole and Harlow's cover is set to sell approximately 1.8 million copies. Xtina and baby Max didn't even come close to that figure. Apparently Aguilera never does well on mag covers.

An insider said:

"There's also a greater element of curiosity with Nicole. She's gone public about being a heroin addict. Her boyfriend is covered in tattoos. By default, she's got the more interesting baby. People want to see how she settles down. They want to see what kind of baby someone with her background has."

Hey, listen, let's be honest shall we? All newborns are pretty much the same - they start off looking like little old men, eat, poop and wake us up at all hours of the night.

Christina Aguilera might have gotten the cover first but Nicole's got her beat by a diaperbag.

But you know who's really going to win? JLO and her twins! She'll outsell them all!

Photo source: Dlisted.com

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Did J-Lo Have A Scientology Birth?

HerBadMother — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 15:05:00 GMT

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony may not be bona fide Scientologists (yet?), but apparently they had some Scientology assistance with the recent birth of their twins.

TMZ reports that various sources, including the New York Post, are saying that "super-Scientologist pal Leah Remini" has been with J-Lo since the birth to the twins. They say, though, that there's "no word yet on whether she gave birth LRH-style, that is, silently, like Katie Holmes did."

It'd make a great story if she did deliver those babies silently, but I highly doubt it. This is a woman who demanded luxury accomodations and couture hospital gowns. She'd totally have screamed if she wanted to.

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BREAKING NEWS: Jennifer Lopez Gives Birth to Twins

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BREAKING NEWS: Jennifer Lopez Gives Birth to Twins

sweatpantsmom — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 08:19:00 GMT

No more Waiting For Tonight - Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are the proud new parents of twins, a boy and a girl, Lopez' manager has confirmed.

The babies were born early Friday morning at a hospital in Long Island, New York. The girl, who weighed 5 lbs. 7 oz, was born at 12:12 a.m. and the boy, who weighed 6 lbs, followed his sister at 12:23 a.m. No names have been released.

"Jennifer and Marc are delighted, thrilled and over the moon," Lopez's manager Simon Fields told People magazine.

Congratulations Jennifer and Marc!

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Plot to Kidnap Jennifer Lopez' Babies?

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 21:45:00 GMT

TMZ is reporting that the Long Island hospital where Jennifer Lopez is set to give birth is practicing "pink drills," which is code for preventing a possible kidnapping.

Lopez, who is expected to give birth to twins any day now, is rumored to have chosen North Shore Medical Center as her birthing hospital. Sources say the hospital conducted a "Code Pink" drill last Friday -- "Code Pink" is code for locking down the hospital to prevent a kidnapping attempt.

A rep for North Shore confirmed that the drill took place, but claims it had nothing to do with Lopez' delivery. TMZ is claiming its sources say otherwise.

Stay tuned for more details...

JLo: I'm Having A Boy & A Girl!

Confirmed, and Duh: Jennifer Lopez Expecting Twins

[photo: People.com]

Waiting for Tonight, and an Invitation: Jennifer Lopez' Baby Shower

sweatpantsmom — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 18:35:00 GMT

Save the date: Jennifer Lopez is set to have her baby shower on January 22. The singer, who is expecting twins with husband Marc Anthony, has reportedly booked the Private Roof Club and Garden at the Gramercy Park Hotel in New York for her special event. Invitees include celebrity friends Victoria Beckham, Matthew McConaughey and Katie Holmes. Funny, I don't see Mariah Carey or Irving Azoff anywhere on the guest list.

And Jennifer's friends will be going home with more than just a stomach full of finger-sandwiches and memories of corny shower games: Each guest will receive a Swarovski-encrusted baby pacifier as a party favor.

I wonder if they'll get a Botox bag to put it in?

J-Lo is Craze-O: Jennifer Lopez' Bag Had Some Work Done

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 14:05:00 GMT

Here's a picture of Jennifer Lopez, carrying a purse that has been injected with Botox. You heard me - someone took a needle and gave that bag a shot of the stuff that is usually used for making people's lips look like a trout's, or their faces appear to be devoid of emotion.

A dermatologist-turned-bag designer (because what use is a doctor who doesn't know how to sew) named Mauro Orietti-Carella makes python and crocodile purses and then injects them with Botox to give them a "buttery soft feel." They are then sold to gullible celebrities for close to $3,000 a bag. I guess it's worth it if the purse has a youthful glow and will then be able to score movie roles usually reserved for younger purses.

[photo: PageSix.com]