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Jessica Alba's Lemons

HerBadMother — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 15:19:00 GMT

I guess that I should have titled this post, Jessica Alba Is A Lemon, but that sounded a bit too sour (SNAP!)

Seriously, she looks adorable. Like a lemon drop, or a bumblebee. A bit pouty, maybe, but can you blame her? She's just entered the Where Did My Feet Go stage of pregnancy, which, you know, is hard. Also, she's being squired around by a partner who looks like he's auditioning for a boy band. Which leaves a guy open to a lot of mocking in prenatal classes. The cardigan isn't going to fool anybody: prenatal class students are BAD ASS and bitched out and they'll be merciless with a guy with that much product in his hair. Regardless of how cute and lemony his babymama.

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Jessica Alba Goes Goth

Sassy Smith — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 15:34:00 GMT

Jessica Alba went for a new look - Goth.

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Mom-to-be Jessica did photos for the February 2008 issue of Gotham magazine. These were obviously taken before her 'baby bump' started showing, which is quite prominent now. She does look great in these pics, enjoy.

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Jessica Alba Talks Patrick Swayze

Sassy Smith — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 13:06:00 GMT

Jessica Alba is a busy to mom to be, jet setting to Paris and then off to London to do more promotions for her soon-to-be released film The Eye. Alba was seen out on Wednesday and was stopped by the press and she spoke a bit about actor Patrick Swayze and his recent public announcement concerning his cancer diagnosis.

Jess remembers watching Swayze's hit films, now seen as cult classics - Dirty Dancing and Ghost - when growing up. "I grew up with him, so it's always horrible to hear of anybody having any kind of illness."

The 26-year-old actress was then asked about her thoughts on being chased by paparazzi. She said, "I think there should be a law that they have to stay away, that they can't be so close and I wish we had a law in our country where they didn't show the children's faces.

I'd absolutely have to agree with her on that one. The adult celebs are one thing but children shouldn't have to be blinded by flashing bulbs shoved in their little faces.

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Jessica Alba Looks HOT!

Sassy Smith — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 12:02:00 GMT

Who else can look this hot in purple shoes? Not a 'sole' - get it?

More pics of Jessica after the jump!

Anyway, Jessica Alba, mom-to-be, hit up Fashion week in Paris and apparently she forgot about fashion because seriously, the purple pumps - gotta go. I think we can forgive her though because the jacket is cute and her hair looks awesome.

Jess took in some sights during her visit to France, and also went to the Fendi store launch and posed for some pics with R&B singer Rihanna and did some shopping. Maybe she got some new shoes!

Alba and her fiance are due with their first baby (or twins?) in late spring.

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Jessica Alba's Lumps And Bumps

HerBadMother — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 14:32:00 GMT

My goodness, but Jessica Alba is filling out nicely, is she not? Getting curvier by the day. Before you know it, she''ll have, you know, actual boobs. She may never give Salma a run for her money, but she might soon be able to challenge Halle on the booby front.

And that dress? That's an awesome preg-friendly party dress. Why can't I have that dress? I'm pregnant, too; I deserve pretty things, no? Of course, it would barely fit over my boobs, never mind my belly, and I don't have any premieres or awards shows to attend, but still. I could hang it on my wall, and look at it. That would be nice.

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Jessica Alba's Upskirt

Sassy Smith — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 21:08:00 GMT

See that photo above? See the cheesy, tacky ~~pervert~~ photographer snapping a picture of Jessica Alba's naughty bits? He's the epitomy of class. Why on earth would anyone feel the need to get under some chick's skirt, even if said chick is Jessica Alba?

I'm sure she looks cute under there, but honestly, is that angle flattering to anyone? Besides, if you really must see people's privates, aren't there free porn sites all over the interent to let you do just that? I mean Jessica Alba is hot and apparently well groomed in a certain area, but come on, lose the sleaze dude.

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Dane Cook: "Jessica Alba's Into Some Really Silly Ass Porn"

HerBadMother — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 21:03:00 GMT

Oh, snap! Jessica Alba seems to have pissed off Dane Cook, and he's hitting back where it hurts: in the porn.

Alba, who is pregnant by fiance Cash Warren, claimed that Cook and other male cast and crew members tricked female extras into shooting unnecessary sex scenes for their own titillation. She said, "It's porn. There were all these actresses who got conned into being completely naked."

What Cook says: "First of all, we all read the script. We did what we read. I guess she's watching some really silly-ass porn."

Which, given her exploits at Sundance, isn't too far-fetched a claim. Still, ouch. Who wants to be told that they have bad taste in porn? Wait - who knew that there even was such a thing? And isn't all porn silly-assed? Or is there some kind of serious-assed porn that all the cool kids are watching these days?

Am so confused. I've clearly missed out on some important component of the cultural zeitgeist.

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Jessica Alba: Who Has The Fairest Pubes Of Them All? (Or, The Princess And The Pubes: A Fractured Celebrity Fairy Tale)

HerBadMother — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 23:31:00 GMT

Once upon a time, a very lovely young starlet who happened to be pregnant went to a little film festival called Sundance. And while she was there, she found herself drawn into the orbit of certain not-so-lovely young ~~evil stepsisters~~ famewhores who attend film festivals for the attention, the liquor and the swag. And these particular not-so-lovelies were particularly interested in some not-so-lovely swag - swag that was almost certainly intended for not-so-lovely young famewhores who show off their pubes in Internet sex videos - and so it was that the lovely young pregnant starlet found herself lured into sampling very dangerous wares, wares that are meant to be applied to one's nether regions, the better to color them rainbow bright.

That is, the lovely young starlet would have sampled the pube-staining potion, were it not for the fact that she had not the pubic material necessary for holding dye. Which is to say, this lovely young woman - led down the dark path of extreme pube-grooming by said companions - had, in advance of her journey to Sundance, waxed her nether regions into totally bald oblivion, and did not have a hair to spare for dyeing. And so it was that this lovely young woman narrowly escaped exposing her innocent fetus to the dangers of chemical dyes applied to the nether regions because she had the foresight to let down - and wax off - all of her pubic hair.

And everyone lived happily ever after.

The End.

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Jessica Alba's Ass

Sassy Smith — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 23:05:00 GMT

Who wouldn't want to see Jessica Alba's ass? I'm sure most guys would and probably some gals too! And I suppose there will be more of it to see now that she's pregnant. Jessica is having the "best time ever" even though her butt is expanding.

Alba said: "When you're pregnant, your breasts are engorged and your stomach is getting bigger. And the ass, too, that is getting bigger by the second!

"But it's awesome. It's the best time ever. I have two movies coming out, a baby, a fiancé - everything."

She continued, "I don't know if anyone wants me in their movies when I'm six months pregnant. Soon, I'll get the fire and I'll want to work again, but right now it's a time to relax and sit back."

Jessica, 26 is concentrating on domestic things right now. "I'm more tired and more hungry than normal. But I bought a new house a couple of weeks ago so I'm in nesting phase."

Jessica and Cash Warren are due later this year.

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Jessica Alba Loves The Bumpty-Bump

HerBadMother — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 17:39:00 GMT

Jessica Alba says that she loves being pregnant. "It's awesome," she says. "It's the best time ever."

Which, great. She and Halle Berry should get together and have a big preggo lovefest. They could rub oil on each other's bellies and coo about how wonderful and miraculous it is to be so round and swollen.

That actually sounds like a pitch for one of those porn movies Jessica so hates, doesn't it? Whoops.

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Dane Cook On Jessica Alba

Sassy Smith — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 12:02:00 GMT

Not exactly on her, but his take on her pending parenting abilities. From the 'one loud mouth to another loud mouth files':

OK! interviewed Dane Cook about his Good Luck Chuck ~~apparently it's a "porn"~~ movie co-star Jessica Alba. Alba is preggo with boyfriend Cash Warren.

Cook was asked if he thought Jessica would be a good mom and he had only nice things to say. "She'll be fantastic. She's so compassionate and very attentive. Some people you kind of feel like they're meant for that, and she's one of those people that just has those nurturing qualities."

Dane says that he and Jessica really clicked from the start and it only took about an hour of talking to her before he decided, "That's the girl I want for the movie. She's really wonderful."

I get the feeling that Jessica doesn't quite feel the same way. Just a HUNCH.

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Jessica Alba Porn Movie?

Sassy Smith — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 22:03:00 GMT

Sorta. According to reports, Jessica Alba one of the stars in the movie Good Luck Chuck (with Dane Cook), says that the male stars turned the movie set into a "porn" shoot by tricking the female cast members into stripping for, what she says are "unnecessary" sex scenes.

Jessica also claims she left the studio set each evening, to get away from the rude behavior of Dane Cook and the other male co-stars. They would end each day by filming two sex scenes that would never make it into the film.

Alba says, "It's porn. There were all these actresses who got conned into being completely naked. Some were strippers, probably. But every day when I was done, I ran away. I was like, 'Bye.' As long as they didn't disrespect me, I could give a rat's butt."

It sure doesn't sound like she doesn't "give a rat's butt." Jessica seems like she's always running her mouth, which I guess she's entitled to do so. I say, shut it already though. Give it a rest Jess!

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Jessica Alba Prefers Some Ass & Her Take On Angelina Jolie & Zac Efron

Sassy Smith — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 20:02:00 GMT

Sexpot Jessica Alba "prefers some ass." And what does the actress think of Angelina Jolie and High School Musical dude, Zac Efron?

Recently, Alba claims she was stunned when she first met Efron. She says, "He looks like a child with a lot of make-up. I was like, 'My God, you're just a little kid.'" Ouch! Watch out Jessica, betcha there's a lot of teen girls who won't take to that comment too kindly.

As well, the Fantastic Four star is confused as to why guys pay so much attention to her when there are so many more beautiful Hollywood stars. Alba says, "Scarlett Johansson is insanely sexy, Jessica Biel is insanely sexy, Angelina Jolie is insanely sexy."

"So why me? It doesn't even make sense."

Jessica even revealed that she prefers women with some curves. "I prefer some ass. I think women that have a body, that are feminine, with a little shake - that's what a woman is about."

Alba insists she's not about competing with others to look good. "In Beverly Hills there's like a whole race of women that look exactly the same. The cheeks, the lips, the t*ts, the ass everything. They're scary. They're so skinny. I'm not a make-up and hair kind of girl. I don't really have a brush." Um, she doesn't have a brush? Even if you aren't a girly girl, most women do own a brush, to you know, brush their hair.

I love listening to Jessica ~~moan and whine~~ say things that make perfect sense. I sure hope she continues to give interviews and give great quotes!

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It's A Girl For Jessica Alba?

Sassy Smith — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 00:02:00 GMT

Is Jessica Alba having a girl? Well if you want to think so according to her PINK outfit. But she also has a BLUE hat on her head. I bet she's having one or the other.

Alba is determined to stay in shape and not let a little baby bump get in the way of her workout. She does look cute in her track suit though. You know, if you like work out attire.

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Britney Spears Showing Off Her Wedding Ring?

Sassy Smith — Tue, 01 Jan 2008 20:05:00 GMT

Is that Britney's wedding ring y'all?

MORE PICS AFTER THE JUMP and A VIDEO!!!

More like her Pepsi can tab wrapped around her finger. And people, what is with her nails? Girlfriend brings in roughly $700,000 a MONTH and that's what her manicure looks like? And by manicure, I mean her chewed up stumps. Gross.

Brit stopped by Virgin Megastore in Sunset Blvd Friday night, to possibly buy up the remaining copies of her album Blackout. Send me a copy Britney! Pictures sure say a thousand words don't they? She looks real smart. Real smart.

And just because it's the New Year, and I'm feelin' all warm and fuzzy, I've included a video below. Almost 5 minutes of Britney. Can't ask for more can you?

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Jessica Alba's New Year's Resolution

Sassy Smith — Tue, 01 Jan 2008 16:03:00 GMT

Maybe she'll change her mind and pose nude?

I doubt it, sorry guys! But Jessica has made a New Year's resolution for 2008. Mom-to-be Alba wants to not be so hard on herself. She says, "I want to be less judgemental of myself."

Jessica announced a few weeks ago that she's preggo. Wishing her and hubby to be, Cash Warren, all the best with the pregnancy.

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Jessica Alba's Hot Confessions

Sassy Smith — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 13:06:00 GMT

Sexy Jessica Alba is on the latest CosmoGIRL magazine cover and although she avoids any pregnancy details, she does dish on some love confessions and offer advice to young girls.

"Most guys, especially when they're younger, really are only after one thing. To all the girls out there, I don't want to say, 'Don't give your heart to somebody like that,' But wait at least a good year. You can be in a relationship and do some things, have fun, get to know each other - but don't give them everything."

"That was something I did at a young age, fell in love and gave him my everything, and I was left with nothing. It took me a long time to put myself back together, and I wish someone would have told me back then to hang on to some of myself."

Pretty decent advice from a pretty decent celebrity!

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Is Jessica Alba Pregnant? The Rumors are Starting

Whit Honea — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 04:09:00 GMT

Is Jessica Alba pregnant? If the internet is good for anything it's ~~porn~~ rumors. There are some rumblings around suggesting that little Miss Alba isn't as little as she used to be. This, of course, is relative.

Jessica is back together with Cash Warren, and in addition to a slight gain in weight she's been spotted eyeballing footwear... for babies. Looks like the plot isn't the only thing thickening. Du-du-du-dun!

So, what do you think?

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