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Jessica Alba's Lemons

HerBadMother — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 15:19:00 GMT

I guess that I should have titled this post, Jessica Alba Is A Lemon, but that sounded a bit too sour (SNAP!)

Seriously, she looks adorable. Like a lemon drop, or a bumblebee. A bit pouty, maybe, but can you blame her? She's just entered the Where Did My Feet Go stage of pregnancy, which, you know, is hard. Also, she's being squired around by a partner who looks like he's auditioning for a boy band. Which leaves a guy open to a lot of mocking in prenatal classes. The cardigan isn't going to fool anybody: prenatal class students are BAD ASS and bitched out and they'll be merciless with a guy with that much product in his hair. Regardless of how cute and lemony his babymama.

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Jessica Alba's Lumps And Bumps

HerBadMother — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 14:32:00 GMT

My goodness, but Jessica Alba is filling out nicely, is she not? Getting curvier by the day. Before you know it, she''ll have, you know, actual boobs. She may never give Salma a run for her money, but she might soon be able to challenge Halle on the booby front.

And that dress? That's an awesome preg-friendly party dress. Why can't I have that dress? I'm pregnant, too; I deserve pretty things, no? Of course, it would barely fit over my boobs, never mind my belly, and I don't have any premieres or awards shows to attend, but still. I could hang it on my wall, and look at it. That would be nice.

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Jessica Alba Loves The Bumpty-Bump

HerBadMother — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 17:39:00 GMT

Jessica Alba says that she loves being pregnant. "It's awesome," she says. "It's the best time ever."

Which, great. She and Halle Berry should get together and have a big preggo lovefest. They could rub oil on each other's bellies and coo about how wonderful and miraculous it is to be so round and swollen.

That actually sounds like a pitch for one of those porn movies Jessica so hates, doesn't it? Whoops.

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