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J-Lo Sacrificing Twins On Altar Of Scientology: Names Tom Cruise 'Godfather'

HerBadMother — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 21:31:00 GMT

Okay, so, you know what I learned in church? That godparents have to be the same religion as the babies that they're god-parenting. Also, they have to believe in, um, God. As opposed to aliens. Because, you know, that's the whole point. Godparents are so called because they share partial responsibility for teaching their charges that God runs the universe. NOT ALIENS.

Somebody forgot to tell that to Jennifer Lopez.

Actually, word has it that Marc Anthony tried to explain that to J-Lo - you know, because them being Catholic and all - but then she bitch-slapped him hard and he caved. So it is that Tom Cruise - in all his batshit crazy glory - is going to be godfather to the Lopez-Anthony twins.

Which, seriously? How much of a freaking fame-whore do you have to be to commit your childrens' spiritual well-being to the care of a man who believes that a tyrannical alien overlord stalks the universe hunting human beings and pursuing intergalactic domination and who, also, has really, really bad hair and the laugh of an insane man?

Word has it that Tom's first act as godfather was to present the twins with a fish tank. Which, if that doesn't raise alarm bells, I don't know what will. That tank is probably for their brains, intended as a Thetan-bypassing portal to the mothership where said baby brains will be implanted into Katie-clones so that Tom can continue to populate the earth with his army of cyborgs.

High price to pay for a few more cashmere baby blankets, no, J-Lo?

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Max & Emme Take Their First Vacation!

Sassy Smith — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 15:32:00 GMT

Max and Emme are just over a month old and already they're packing their bags to take a trip - err, well, their parents are probably packing for them, but you know what I mean. So where are JLo's twins jet-setting off to?

The babies will be accompanying their parents to Venezuela. Their dad, March Anthony has refused to be apart from his wife and newborn twins, so they'll be going on tour with him. Marc has two concerts scheduled in South America, so he's made all the necessary arrangements for Jennifer, Max and Emme.

They've got quite a trip planned - staying at a five-star hotel in a presidential suite, and have 10 additional rooms booked on the same floor for ultimate privacy, several cars at their disposal, and a chain of the very best doctors on standby. Yup, sounds like our family trips - you know, minus the flashy cars, swanky hotel and our own doctors. We take one vehicle, some sleeping bags and bug spray.

Have a safe trip Max and Emme!

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Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt - $10 Million Dollar Twins

Sassy Smith — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 22:32:00 GMT

The price for celebrity baby photos just keeps climbing to ridiculous amounts. Back in 1989, Star magazine bought the photo rights to Lisa Marie Presley's baby for a mere $100,000 - doesn't even touch the amounts being paid out now. We saw Nicole Richie's little bundle of joy garner about $1 million, Christina Aguilera's son Max earned $1.5 million and JLo's twins gave mommy and daddy a $6 million payout. Reports are that Brangelina twins' photos could fetch as much as $10 million!

National Enquirer Executive Editor Barry Levine says that pregnant stars are now "treating this like a game. That's where the market is right now." He said he'd like to see more stars like Sarah Jessica Parker stand outside of the hospital and give the shot away for free.

When Shiloh was born, her first photo was worth $4.1 million - but Brad and Angie did donate the money to charity ~~unlike some other celebs~~ so I'm sure if they do get a $10 million pay day, they will again give it to charity.

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