FameCrawler : jonny fairplay

Survivor Finale: Baby Scandal!

HerBadMother — Mon, 12 May 2008 16:22:00 GMT

The most interesting, non-game-specific element of last night's Survivor finale was, for a while, Ozzy's declaration of love for final-two finalist Amanda (and also, maybe, what appeared to be the lesbian love-confession of Natalie to winner Parvati, but I'm not sure whether I read Natalie's 'oh hey what are you like in bed' interrogation properly.) But only for a while. It got trumped, for me, by that whole baby thing.

I mean, how low into the depths of famewhorage does one (*cough*JONNYFAIRPLAY*cough*) have to descend before one decides to pimp out one's newborn baby for attention? Jonny Fairplay shamelessly begging Jeff Probst to justpleasegohugmybabyitwouldmakemyday was one of the least subtle attention-grabs that I think I've seen outside of Kathy Griffin's TV performances. Probst, to his credit, refused to bite and just ignored the request - which is to say, he actually refused to hug a baby and did not come off as the slightest bit morally suspect because, hey, Jonny Fairplay was pretty much doing the remote equivalent of dangling that baby over a balcony edge and daring Probst to ignore him. So Probst went up a few notches in my estimation.

Jonny Fairplay, though? Well, I would have said that he couldn't have sunk any further, but I would have been wrong.

His kid is doomed.

Danny Bonaduce Takes His Lil' Partridge to Penthouse Mag

HerBadMother — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 17:02:00 GMT

And the award for Most Embarassing Parent Of The Year Award goes to... Danny Bonaduce! For being a drug-and-liquor-addled rehab wreck and a public rageaholic, and, now, a wee-willied Penthouse model.

After embarassing pics of his tiny dong turned up on the Internet, Bonaduce bragged that he'd showed the world what he really had, and turned to Penthouse to prove it. Problem is, buddy didn't have the balls to actually show anything. Which, yes, I know, is showing the seeing world a great mercy, but still. Dude. Coward much?

Somewhere, Jonny Fairplay is laughing at him. That's probably the saddest part.

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A.J. McLean (Who?) Reaches Out To Britney Spears

sweatpantsmom — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 22:15:00 GMT

I have no idea who A.J. McLean is. For all I know, he could be Jonny Fairplay's baby. Come to find out he's one of the Backstreet Boys, which apparently means he's fully-qualified to counsel out-of-control popstars.

McLean tells People magazine, "I believe in her 110 percent, but she needs to call [me]. If her publicist or somebody can get in touch with me, I just want to sit down with her and have it out."

Asked what he would say to Britney, he says, "First I would say, 'What the hell is wrong with you?' Second I would say, 'What is really wrong with you? What are you not saying to everybody else?"

To which Britney might reply to McLean, "What the hell is wrong with you? What is really wrong with you? Why are you wearing so much eye makeup?"

Jonny Fairplay (Who?) Becomes a Dad

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 13:05:00 GMT

I have no idea who Jonny Fairplay is, but apparently he was on Survivor (and also the one that Danny Bonaduce threw to the floor in this video.) He just had his first child, a daughter named Piper Addison, with America's Top Model contestant Michelle Deighton. Reality bites!

"I am so happy, this is crazy! I am a dad, I am about to go and smoke a cigar!" Fairplay tells PageSix, while Deighton added, "Piper Addison is beautiful and I couldn't want for anything more... Now I just want to be skinny again!"

Hey - don't forget the baby on the Pilates machine.

[photo: PageSix.com]

Dads Gone Wild: Danny Bonaduce Doesn't Like Being Humped, Tosses Jonny Fairplay To Prove It

HerBadMother — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 19:04:00 GMT

This is something to make the kids proud, innit? Danny Bonaduce, father of two (the brilliantly named Countess Isabella and Count Dante) tossed Jonny Fairplay - who is expecting a child with girlfriend and fellow reality-TV refugee Michelle Deighton - face-first onto the stage of the Fox Reality Channel Reality Awards.

Now, to be fair, Jonny Fairplay did straddle-jump Danny and try to hump him, which, you know, isn't very polite. But still, the over-the-shoulder full body toss, complete with crunching thud to the floor, seemed a bit a much in the way of self-defense (especially seeing as Jonny Fairplay is what? Half Danny's size?)

So what's more embarassing for the kiddies? Having incontrovertible video evidence that your dad is a) a 'roid-enraged former child star and reality-television-whore who publicly tosses skinny men in the air for fun? Or, b) a skinny-assed and much-loathed reality-television whore who publicly humps 'roid-raging former child stars for fun?

I know, I know. Tough call. I'm betting everybody's kids - including the future offspring of Christopher "Bobby Brady" Knight, who sat giggling with his skankerrific wife, reality-whore Adrianne Curry (who, not incidentally, takes credit for the whole thing), in the front rows - are going to need therapy. Lots and lots of therapy.