FameCrawler : jumping the couch

Tom Cruise in a Suing Frame of Mind

trix — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 19:02:00 GMT

Tom Cruise is planning to sue someone, again. There's a company that plans on using his image to sell T-Shirts.

The T-shirts will use his image with the slogans "Sex Addict" and "Everything Turns Me On".

Tom isn't to happy about it. He has his big shot lawyer is claiming consumer fraud and false advertising and sternly warned the company against using Tommy boy's image. I guess they are worried that the company will photo shop the t-shirts on to Tom Cruise's image.

Which of course has the t-shirt company planning to make a shirt with Tom's picture, that says 'legal addict' on the front and "I sue everybody" on the back.

I'm sure he's just thinking of the kids and how the shirts would effect them, that's why he is threatening to sue. It's all for the kids!

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Jada Told Will "Make Me Proud"

trix — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 19:01:00 GMT

Would your husband or wife give you advice on how to make love to another person? Um no, mine wouldn't. That just goes to show you how different from us movie stars are.

Jada Pinkett Smith recently gave her husband Will advice, on his love scenes with Rosario Dawson in his new movie Seven Pounds.

He revealed: "Jada said, 'Listen, I know you're uncomfortable, but you better not embarrass me.' She said, 'When you do that love scene, you better show 'em what you're working with!' "

Will said, "My grandmother was really firm about how men are supposed to treat women, so for me, my worst nightmare is for an actress to feel like I'm taking this opportunity to get a little quickie feel - you know, some legal cheating going on!"

Well, that's nice, there are definitely a lot of guys out there that would do just that.

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Happy Anniversay TomKat!

trix — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 00:29:00 GMT

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, we hope you had a wonderful day! It's been two years since you tied the knot in Italy. We know that we've invaded your privacy and speculated about your life and we hope you know that it's all in a days work.

Congratulations to you and yours!

Happy Anniversary!

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Katie Holmes- It Must Be The Pants

trix — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 17:31:00 GMT

Katie Holmes must have gotten herself a pair of those traveling pants because she somehow traveled from NYC to LA this week with no one the wiser.

Katie Holmes has been in NYC all summer for rehearsals but somehow she dodged all paparazzi in New York and LA for a weekend trip home. She went home to LA for a visit with the family over the weekend and was spotted at the airport boarding Tom's private jet to return to New York with Tom and Suri in tow.

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Katie Holmes, Let Suri Play In The Dirt

trix — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 18:30:00 GMT

Katie, Katie Katie. Haven't you heard, a little dirt won't hurt?

Did Katie really spray down and sanitize the park equipment at a park in Pasadena as a source says or not, as she denies?

The National Enquirer says: "Katie agreed to let Suri play, but not before she gave the nearby swings, benches and small jungle gym the once-over with spray and squirt bottles of sanitizer and disinfectant, She even made an antsy Suri stay in the car until she accomplished her mission. Katie could be overheard telling her, ‘Hang on, honey. I’ll be done soon'".

Do you believe Katie's rep or the Enquirer?

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Katie Holmes Sends A Secret Message

trix — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 11:30:00 GMT

Katie Holmes, are you trying to tell us something?

Katie and Suri had a girls night out on Saturday and how cute they are in their matching shirts. Seeing Suri with a bottle makes me feel better that my 2 year old still needs wants a bottle when he goes to bed at night.

Katie and Suri always look happy enough, do you think Tom is really that controlling? I never know what to think. He gets mad and crazy and she defends her family, as she should.

Is it all publicity, or are they really, so happy together?

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Will Smith, Is He Or Isn't He?

trix — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 21:39:00 GMT

Has Will downed the Kool-Aid?

He and Jada are funding a school in Calabasas, CA. that is set to open in the fall called the New Village Academy, which is associated with Scientology teachings. He handed out pamphlets that were Scientology based at the end of the shoot of Hancock and talked about it to anyone that would listen. It's also said that he is home-schooling his kids with Scientology methods.

These little snippets are starting to make up a bigger picture that even though there are only 250 pieces together of the 1000 piece puzzle, it's picture is starting to take form. It's starting to look like Will Smith is going to start jumping off couches.

Tom, Will and David-The New Three Musketeers

trix — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 19:26:00 GMT

What's missing from this picture of Tom Cruise and Will Smith?

No, it's not their wives. They are missing their third, David Beckham.

It would seem that Tom Cruise wants to revive the 3 musketeers because he's teaching Will Smith and David Beckham to fence. No they aren't fencing stolen goods. This is the good old fashioned kind of fencing with the white uniforms and face masks and Epee'.

“We don’t get enough time to hang out, just us three guys, so this is his way of getting together and bonding. David and I go to his home and just do fencing. It’s a lot of fun," Will said in a recent interview with the Mirror.

They probably use an Epee' so they can double touch.

In all seriousness though, fencing is supposed to be great exercise and it's a shame that we don't have fencing or archery at school anymore. They build skill and character and we know there isn't enough of that to go around these days.

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Psycho Tom Cruise Gets His Crazy On

trix — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 00:42:00 GMT

Tom Cruise, pictured here with a Bugatti Veyron, got his special brand of crazy on in the name of protecting his family.

Tom Cruise apparently has had his fleet of cars, cars that I could never even dream of owning, all tricked out with bullet proof windows and bodies.

Does he think he is an action hero now?

As we know many celebrities feel that they can't be too careful and Tom has taken it all a step further than anyone else we've read about, maybe because he's crazy. His cars, which he really really loves, look like normal expensive cars, but they are outfitted like armored trucks. He also has professional drivers so he can avoid the L.A. traffic and get him out of dangerous situations.

Is he careful or very paranoid?

I'm sure he won't be taking Suri for a ride in the Bugatti which tops out at 250 mph. Which leads me to think that it's really all for him and Xenu.

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