Things I Never Needed To Know About Jack Nicholson

Karen — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 15:03:00 GMT

Jack Nicholson recently told press he needs to take Viagra when pleasing more than one woman.

I don't even know what the hell to say to that. I'm all for healthy sexuality, but I'm a visual person, and now I have the damn visual. And my brain? She is BLEEDING.

Nicholson, who reportedly has slept with more than 2000 women, went on to TMI us some more: "I like to date a nice range of women each year, but I only use Viagra when I am with more than one." (Otherwise, Le Petit Jack is not here, Mrs. Torrance!)

Nicoholson claims his life has been "one long sexual fantasy", and also is considering writing his memoirs, but is worried it might get in the way of his day-to-day ~~boners~~ existence.

He added: "Sometimes I think to myself, 'Well, Jack, you have met a lot of people over the years, there might just be some interest out there in you recalling some of them.'

'But it would be a bit like taking a picture of the Grand Canyon, it would get in the way of being there."

In this day and age, with his conquests in the thousands, it's a wonder Le Petit Jack hasn't fallen off by now. (Especially since he hates "warm garbage bags" anywhere near his junk. And by junk, I mean dirty old penis.)

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Whit Honea — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 18:38:00 GMT

Jessica Seinfeld was interviewed by Gwynne Watkins for Babble regarding her new book Deceptively Delicious. The wife of Jerry Seinfeld talks about sneaking food that is good for you into food that tastes good. You know, sneaky shit. Those picky kids need to eat something healthy.

For instance, she puts vegetables in brownies. We used to do that to. Pot is a vegetable, right?

I won't even talk about mushrooms on pizza.

Hey, whatever it takes. It's got to be better than gnawing on lead toys or eating aqua dots. I won't even go into bindeez. Whatever happened to good old spinach dip and potato salad? That's like vegetables. Don't kids eat anything besides junk and recalled toys?

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