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Jamie Lynn Spears: I'm Not Pregnant!

Sassy Smith — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 21:02:00 GMT

Is Jamie Lynn trying to tell us something? You and I know she's pregnant, the whole damn world knows she's pregnant - Jamie Lynn though, doesn't think she's pregnant.

Inside "sources" are saying that Jamie Lynn is having a very hard time coming to terms with her pregnancy and is desperate to cling to that last bit of time before reality comes crashing down and she's a mom. Better do it quick Jamie because diaper duty is fast approaching.

The Zoey 101 is reportedly having severe body-image issues and is in serious preggo denial. Jamie apparently screamed in to the phone while talking to her mother Lynne, saying, "I'm not pregnant!"

A friend said, "[Jamie is] trying to go about her life as she always did. She still hangs out until late at night and eats junk food."

The younger Spears girl is not happy about her expanding waistline and the fact that she's starting to show.

Other friends claim that Spears told someone at a recent party to "shut up" because he jokingly said that he liked her "sexy new curves." She's also said, "I hate my body!"

There are reports that the young teen has been wrapping her midsection with tape to prevent her baby bump from showing. Yikes! I actually know a girl who did that in high school - wasn't pretty.

The source adds, "Jamie Lynn is having severe body image issues. For the past few years, she's been this cute little TV star. Now she sees herself ballooning - and she can't handle it."

No doubt being a kid herself, this is and will be a very difficult time in her life but hopefully she can get through it and make the best of the situation she (and her boyfriend) put themselves in.

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HerBadMother — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 15:02:00 GMT

Want to increase viewership for your tween-target TV series? Get your teen star knocked up and send her out for gas!

I'm betting that Nickelodeon doesn't want all of its young stars to take this news to heart, but still: Jamie Lynn Spears getting pregnant has done wonders for her show Zoey 101's ratings. Or maybe they do want the kids to take the hint - get knocked up and watch your ratings soar!

Zoey 101 is averaging almost 2 million more viewers per episode since the star announced her pregnancy.

(They're looking at you, iCarly. I'd watch out if they start sending you on dates with boys named Casey.)

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K'Fed Dishing On Britney For $200,000 Paycheck?

Sassy Smith — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 18:02:00 GMT

Is Kevin Federline going to spill the beans about his ex wife, Britney Spears for a $200,000 paycheck?

Federline has been approached by a cable network to have a sit-down interview and the father of Sean Preston and Jayden James just might accept their offer. Only one consideration:

No Britney talk! Say what? Will K'Fed discuss his *ahem* singing career? His new *ahem* acting career? I'm not sure what there'd be to talk about, but I bet people would tune in. I ~~totally would~~ wouldn't though.

Kevin probably should take the money - he's really got no other income other than what Brit's paying him and rumor has it, she's going broke. Yikes.

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Adnan Gets Conjugal Visits With Britney?

Sassy Smith — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 23:04:00 GMT

Wow Adnan ~~sleezeball~~ Ghalib gets to visit Britney! Daddy Spears letting the couple have conjugal visits?

Ghalib (ah possibly Britney's husband?) was able to get through Brit's gated community and arrived at her home at 8pm Tuesday. I guess her parents like her new man? I can see why - he's totally on the up and up. Nothing wrong with your boyfriend/husband/clinger-on taking pictures of you and selling them and making money especially when you're not in your right mind. That's love.

If only I could find someone that special....

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Britney Thinks Her Boys Are Dolls

Sassy Smith — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 15:01:00 GMT

Britney Spears apparently thinks of her sons, Sean Preston, and Jayden James, as dolls. Spears has had alot going on in her life in the past several weeks - a hostage standoff with authorities, two hospital stays in the pysch ward, reported drug use, losing custody of her boys, yet Brit can't grasp why she can't just have her sons back.

According to pagesix:

Though she is no longer committed to a psych ward, Britney Spears' mental health has continued to get worse, according to those closest to her. Mom Lynne Spears has told former son-in-law Kevin Federline that Britney acts like a small child, cannot comprehend any of what's going on and talks about sons Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1, like they are toys. "She is like a little girl with dolls," says a family insider, "and does not understand why she can't have them back." According to the insider, Kevin is adamant that Britney not see their kids right now, and the law is on his side. "He will not allow the boys to be hurt by her anymore," the source continues. "Kevin does not want her to see them until she agrees to get more help."

Kevin has recently had a change of heart about his ex wife seeing the boys providing her mom Lynne is there. That has yet to happen. Britster needs to get her sh*t together so her boys can have their mom back - they need to have a mother that is well.

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K'Fed Gets Punched In The Face!

Sassy Smith — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 23:34:00 GMT

Who punched Kevin Federline in the face? Why? Was it Britney?

Video clip after the jump!

Relax, our newly "sharp dressed man" had another guest appearance on One Tree Hill (the show that noone watches?) and his character "Jason" gets socked with a fist to his mug. Pretty intense stuff.

I smell an Oscar!

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Sassy Smith — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 18:02:00 GMT

Pregnant teen star Jamie Lynn Spears hasn't been seen much since the news broke, which after an overload of Britney news, isn't necessarily a bad thing. However, she was seen out recently!

More pics after the jump and Video link!

Jamie Lynn and boyfriend Casey Aldridge were spotted out and about in Kentwood Louisiana on February 8. A few days later, Spears was seen out with her pooch, making a vet visit. She's someone who takes care of her pet, so hopefully that gives an indication of the kind of mother she'll be!

Video of Jamie Lynn and Casey HERE.

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In Which K-Fed Demonstrates His Paternal Goodness, Yet Again, Thereby Heralding The End Of Days

HerBadMother — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 02:05:00 GMT

Kevin Federline - KEVIN FACKING FEDERLINE - keeps demonstrating that he is a caring, considerate parent and it is FREAKING ME OUT. I mean, who'da thunk?

Apparently, he's been working pretty hard to make sure that Britney gets some visiting time with the boys, by consulting with her mother and trying to arrange for supervised time between Britney, grandma and the boys while he's off at NY fashion week.

Sources say that K-Fed hopes that Lynne can bring Britney back to her senses, so that the singer can enjoy some time with her kids.

"K-Fed and Lynne get on really well. He hopes Lynne can bring Britney round to see sense so that she can have some face time with her kids," News of the World quoted a source as saying.

"He knows however dazed and confused Brit gets, she'll always love those two kids with all her heart," the source added.

So, Kevin Federline is one of the few people in the whole world who is being entirely reasonable about Britney and who is actively trying to see her set straight so that she get back to being a mom? When does the Fourth Horseman of the Apocalypse show up?

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Sassy Smith — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 12:02:00 GMT

They've both, er, spent time with Britney, but that's not it. They've both made albums which,um sucked, but that's not it. So what's the lastest "in common" thing between Kevin Federline and Paris Hilton?

Very scary picture after the jump!

Both Kevin and Paris have publicist "issues" and I'm not entirely sure it's K'Fed who's worse off in this situation - read on:

Federline's publicist Michael Sands has quit and no longer represents Kevin or his lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan - he thinks that both men have gone to far in the custody battle with Britney Spears.

Sands says, "This is overkill, it made my stomach turn. Every time we had to go into court, yes we have to protect the kids. But every mother, healthy or unhealthy should see their kids... You can't blame someone for mental illness.

"Mark Vincent Kaplan needs to lay off. Everyone has to lay off before Britney dies accidentally."

Mr. Sands also feels that Kevin should stop hiding behind his "gangsta" lawyer (um, Mark Vincent Kaplan doesn't strike me as gangsta, but whateva) and speak out about Brit's health condition. He told Life & Style mag: "Kevin Federline needs to get on TV and say, 'I'm learning about Britney's bipolar disorder.' "He needs to step up to the plate and not hide behind the shield of his lawyer and be a man. He could become a hero instead of hiding... He's got to step up and help Britney."

Interestingly enough, Michael Sands now represents creep-o Sam Lutfi, who, as we all know, has Britney's best interest at heart. I think Michael Sands is a bit on the shady side myself.

Sucks that K'Fed is without his publicist BUT, all is not lost! Paris Hilton's guy, Elliot Mintz, has been around for awhile and perhaps Kevin could give Elliot a call. Mr. Mintz, I'm sure is free, you know once he's done spreading self tanner(?) on his face. Oops, missed a spot Elliot - Honestly, WTF?

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Sassy Smith — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 01:03:00 GMT

Wow, I can't even believe what I'm about to write:

Kevin Federline looks sorta, kinda, hot-ish. Someone slap my face! I'm shocked at even myself. Perhaps it was the overload of chocolate milk I drank earlier that is affecting my vision and thinking.

K'Fed was invited by Marc Jacobs to his Fashion Week runway show Friday night and gave him the new suit to don. Even though I'm not crazy about Federline's faux hawk, he does look like a sharp dressed man. Perhaps Britney could get some fashion advice from her ex.

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Britney Caused Mini Riots While Hospitalized

Sassy Smith — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 19:10:00 GMT

By now we all know some of the details of Britney's meltdown and alleged "hostage" situation with her youngest son Jayden James. And because of that "incident," Spears spent about 36 hours in hospital and apparently caused a "mini riot" during her brief stay. Figures.

Reportedly a mother of child who was a patient at the hospital wanted to have a small birthday celebration for her daughter, however medical staff refused to allow the mom to bring a cake into the ward. The mother got upset and screamed, "If Britney brought the cake you'd let her," and then the mom kicked the door to Britney's private room, which caused Spears to yell back at the woman, which caused more upset.

The woman was probably right...if Brit wanted a cake, you can bet someone would bring her a cake and the staff most likely would have allowed it.

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Remember Britney's Breasts? Not Exactly Worth $1 Million - More Like $57,000

Sassy Smith — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 16:02:00 GMT

The "compromising" photos of Britney apparently didn't snag the $1 million price tag as Adnan had reportedly asked for. Instead his check read $57,000. I suppose that's better than a kick in the pants.

Apparently an Australian magazine paid Adnan Ghalib's photo agency Finalpixx $57,000 for the partially nude pics of Britney. The pictures show Spears semi-nude kneeling down before Ghalib. Creepy and sleazy, can't get any better than that right?

Hopefully Brit and Adnan enjoy their little "vacation" in Mexico.

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Britney's Deposition: Today At 10:00 AM PT.

Sassy Smith — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 13:34:00 GMT

Britney Spears is going to have her deposition taken today at 10:00am PT. She'll be joined by her legal team, lead by Sorrell Trope, Anne Kiley and Tara Scott, who will be there to raise objections against Kevin Federline's attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan.

The depo could possibly last more than a day to several days according to sources. K'Fed's lawyer has been trying to get Spears under oath for almost a year and he'll be questioning her on child custody issues and possibly spousal support. Brit will probably be questioned as well, about her possible drug and alcohol usage, her refusal and late compliance with court orders. Some of the questions will most likely be personal in nature, and some concerning her relationship with her boys, Sean Preston, 2 and Jayden James, 14 months.

It will be interesting to see what comes of this, but Brit could lie through her teeth right? Just because someone is "under oath" doesn't necessarily mean they'll tell the complete truth.

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