Mick Jagger and Son Lucas Get Satisfaction at the Getty

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 18:05:00 GMT

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(Warning: gratuitous use of Rolling Stone song references.)

Mick Jagger, girlfriend L'Wren Scott and son Lucas enjoyed a day of culture at the Getty Museum. What's Mick saying? Probably telling the paparazzi to get off of his cloud.

Lucas' mom is model Luciana Morad. He looks like a good kid and even though he's probably close to his dad, I'll bet he's mother's little helper.

MIck said "let's spend the night together" a little too often, and now has seven children by four different women.

Believe it or not, Mick also has four grandchildren.

What a drag it is getting old.

(With apologies to Mick and the rest of the band.)

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Keith Richards DID Snort His Dead Dad's Ashes

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:30:00 GMT

Remember awhile back when a story came out that said Keith Richards snorted the ashes of his dead father? And Keith was all, "Dudes! I was totally joking!" and we were all, "Omigod you so did snort your pappy!"

Well, turns out the story was true and Richards did indeed shove a little dad up his hooter (his words, not mine.) He finally fessed up in a new interview with Blender magazine.

“I opened my dad's ashes and some of them blew out over the table, just because of the suction of the lid, you know what I mean? I looked at my dad's ashes down there and — what am I gonna do? Do I desecrate them with a dustbin and broom? So I wet me finger and I shoved a little bit of Dad up me hooter.

"The rest of them I put round an oak tree, which is coming up a treat. And I'm sure he's still blessing me,” Richards says.

I heard the whole thing is comforting for Richards' kids, though. Whenever he sneezes, they feel like grandpa is right there in the room with them.

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Mick Jagger and Son Lucas Get Satisfaction at the Getty

Keith Richards DID Snort His Dead Dad's Ashes