FameCrawler : kentwood

Jamie-Lynn In Labor?

Karen — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 13:02:00 GMT

The Mississippi sun is unforgiving to everyone, and Jamie-Lynn Spears is feeling the discomforts of the heat, along with cramping over the last two days. She's surrounded by support though.

"Britney apparently called her recently and ordered her to stay inside, under the air conditioning, as much as possible," the source says. "It was really cute."

The baby is due to arrive at the end of June, unless of course, like a lot of first babies, he or she decides to show up late.

"Jamie Lynn knows first babies have a habit of being late," says the pal. "And she isn't too happy about it. I think she's ready for all this pregnancy stuff to be over and the mommy stuff to start."

I remember full well how uncomfortable the last month was with both my kids. And it sounds as though Braxton-Hicks are kicking in for Jamie-Lynn, not labor just yet.

"She's feeling so large and just feeling all the discomfort that comes with it," reveals a source.

The pregnant teen has also been hit with some mild cramps for the past two days, our insider says. Dad-to-be Casey has been rubbing her back for her when this happens. Doesn't sound as though they are fighting as we previously reported.

"Sounds like some false labor pains," says the friend. "But nothing serious enough to go to the hospital over. They called her doctor, but everything's fine."

Jamie-Lynn & Casey: Fighting "Like Cats & Dogs"

Karen — Sat, 31 May 2008 20:10:00 GMT

Whether it's where to eat for dinner or what to name the baby, the couple can't seem to agree on anything and they are fighting like crazy, says The National Enquirer.

Jamie wants to name the baby baby girl “Cailynn” (pronounced Kay-Lynn) and Casey wants “Cassie,” a derivative of his name, according to an insider.

“Jamie Lynn is living in a state of fear over not knowing what to expect after she becomes a mother, but luckily she has her mom to lean on for support,” continued the insider. “Still, when Casey doesn’t give Jamie Lynn her way for even simple things like where to eat out, she starts crying and shouting at him, and it almost always turns into a war of words. Their ongoing battles have taken their toll on Jamie Lynn and have pushed her to a near-breaking point.”

Jamie Lynn’s most recent wave of fighting with Casey, 19, comes just after the two sealed the deal on a country home they’ll share with their new arrival. But right now, they can’t even agree on a wedding date.

“Casey wants to marry Jamie Lynn before the baby is born so he can have some control over the rights to the baby’s first photos that will be sold. He wants to be in on any money deals that are made by Jamie Lynn and her mom,” said the source.

Casey Aldridge and Jamie-Lynn Spears are Shackin' Up Y'all!

Karen — Sat, 31 May 2008 19:39:00 GMT

Casey Aldridge and mom-to-be, 17 year old, Jamie-Lynn Spears, have purchased a home together in the middle of nowhere. Surrounded by woods and accompanied by a quaint red barn, the cookie cutter house is actually located in Kentwood, Louisiana, not nowhere.

Would you let your 17 year old move in with her baby daddy? Seems pretty quick to me - especially since the kids are apparently fighting like cats and dogs.

Jamie Lynn: Giving Up Baby To Mom?

HerBadMother — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:24:00 GMT

Apparently, Jamie Lynn Spears is considering giving up her baby to be raised by her mother. Which, I don't know. I mean, this may be mean to say, but I'm not sure that there's tons of evidence that Lynne Spears is a dab hand at parenting. Especially when sources claim that her objective in taking the baby off her daughter's hands is to help young Jamie Lynn maintain her career. "Lynne is convinced that having a baby on her hip will not help Jamie Lynn's future in the business," said the source, who spoke to Us Magazine, "and she's expecting her daughter to pick up where she left off as soon as the baby is born."

I'm not sure that the truly maternal first concern here should be her teenager's career. I mean, look what teen career-obsession did to her other kid. Britney's gone so entirely off the rails that she isn't even within sight of the tracks anymore. So although it maybe seems prudent for a pregnant sixteen year-old to hand her child off to her mother for rearing, in this case I'm not so sure. Again, I don't know. Maybe it's better than the alternatives. I can't even speculate about what's best for these girls anymore.

God. It's almost impossible to write about the Spears clan without heaving big, tragic sighs.

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Britney Stinks

HerBadMother — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 00:03:00 GMT

Because she's human, y'all!

During a radio interview between Ryan Seacrest and Britney hanger-on Sam Lufti on Thursday, the pop singer's voice suddenly came on the line, speaking from the shower:

"Get out, I'm naked, get out!" Spears is heard telling pal Sam Lutfi as he carries the phone toward her during the interview from her house with KIIS-FM's Seacrest.

When Lutfi asks why she's taking a shower, Spears replies: "I stink, 'cause I'm a human being. Shut the door, I'm nasty!"

I'm not going to touch the "I stink... I'm nasty" comment, because, you know, just because she brings it on herself doesn't mean that we should take advantage. But I would like to know the answer to this question: why, for Britney Spears, does being naked in the shower demand privacy, but being naked in, say, the Betsey Johnson shop at Sherman Oaks does not? Just wondering.

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Did Britney's Skeevy Boyfriend Set-Up Those Preg-Test Photos?

HerBadMother — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 21:20:00 GMT

Like we needed more evidence that Adnan Ghalib - Britney's paparazzo boy-toy - is an opportunistic skeez: the photos that surfaced this week of Britney buying a pregnancy test were taken by Adnan's photo agency.

Speculation is that Britney was actually colluded with Ghalib to set up the photos, to benefit Ghalib and his photo agency, FinalPixx.

MTV.com says that 'judging from the volume of calls FinalPixx staffers were juggling on Wednesday, the stunt resulted in a huge influx of new business for the company — including MTV News, which licensed one photo at a rate of $300 for the right to use the shot online. (People.com, which used a shot, and TMZ, which used video footage on air, declined MTV News' request to disclose how much they paid, and FinalPixx declined to discuss how much new business they have received, in either specific or general terms.)

Ghalib's colleagues in the paparazzo world have been skeptical since he first took up with the star.

"When People.com licensed the set-up pix of Britney and Adnan 'shopping' for pregnancy tests, did they fall for Adnan's trick?" X17 blogged.

"Britney Spears has admitted toying with the public," Splash News blogged. "I wonder what Adnan will convince Britney to do next!"'

Yeah. I wonder.

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As If Britney Didn't Have Enough To Cope With...

HerBadMother — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 20:10:00 GMT

... a handful of paparazzi have to go and (almost) run her off the road. Like she doesn't have enough trouble driving right now, what with all the effort of maintaining that British accent and figuring out when and where she's going to strip next.

I know, that's mean. One shouldn't snark Britney when she's down. I feel sorry for her, I really do. Not as much as Rosie O'Donnell, maybe (Rosie thinks that Brit-Brit is like a next-gen Princess Di; I say she's more like a next-gen Anna Nicole Smith), but still - she has my heart-felt sympathies. So I have to say that I'm glad that those skeezy paps were arrested for reckless driving (they are now, however, out on bail).

Now if someone could just arrest Adnan Ghalib for reckless scuzzbagness, I'd be happy.

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Britney Spears Must Be Pregnant. How Else To Explain The NAKED BATSHIT CRAZIES?

HerBadMother — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 22:32:00 GMT

Just when you think that Britney's one-way carnival ride to hell in a handbasket couldn't get anymore bizarre, comes this: Britney, naked, in a mall, screaming profanities at terrified Betsey Johnson salesgirls. Also, possibly, sex in a dressing room stall. Whether this was before or after she went shopping for pregnancy tests, we don't know.

According to Perez Hilton:

Sunday afternoon, Unfitney paid a visit to the Betsey Johnson store at the Westfield Fashion Square mall in Sherman Oaks, where she and paparazzo boy toy Adnan Ghalib caused quite a commotion.

Brit Brit grabbed dresses from the racks and disappeared into a dressing room with Adnan.

Moments later, Spears came out completely naked, shocking salesclerks, Life & Style reports.

"I was blown away. Britney's private parts were right in front of me!" a store employee tells the mag.

It's not like we haven't all seen it already!

"I grabbed a dress to cover her and she screamed, 'Get away from me! Don't you fucking come near me!' says the employee. "Then she disappeared in the dressing room with Adnan for 45 minutes. They were making weird noises. It was disgusting."

She was probably farting in his face. He likes that.

When Britney and Adnan finally stumbled out, Spears mumbled something unintelligible. "I couldn't understand a word she was saying. She was slurring and spitting, and talking with a British accent," says the employee. "Her face was covered with cold sores and acne, and her scalp was patchy. I wanted to help her, but she was so mean that I left her alone. Then she muttered, 'Fuck you!' and left the store."

If that's not hormones (hormones jacked up on caffeine and random pharmaceuticals and shaken with a spritz of psycho, mind you), I don't know what is.

Is Britney Spears Pregnant With Adnan's Baby?

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 18:35:00 GMT

These pictures are surfacing of Britney Spears buying a pregnancy test with boyfriend/hanger-on Adnan Ghalib. In an attempt to deny the obvious, tragic thought that Spears is pregnant by a man she's only known for three weeks, I came up with some other reasons why she might be buying a pregnancy test:

Those EPT sticks are great for stirring Frappuccinos
Adnan's been sick, and she thought they were thermometers
She's sending it to Jamie Lynn. You know, as a joke.
Pregnancy test? She thought they were birth control. EPT sounds so much like IUD
Valentine's Day is coming. She's sending one to every 16-year-old in Kentwood, Louisiana

[photo: seriouslyomg.com]

Jamie Lynn Spears' Pregnancy is "Normal"

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 14:05:00 GMT

Here in backwards Hollywood the idea of a 16-year old getting pregnant may have all of us doing Hail Marys, but in Jamie Lynn Spears' hometown of Kentwood, La, it's an everyday occurrence. “No one can understand why the media is making such a big deal over Jamie’s pregnancy,” local resident Mandy Knight told OK! Magazine. “That’s normal for people around here … her pregnancy really isn’t so shocking.”

Thanks, Mandy, for reminding the rest of America to never let their daughters visit Kentwood alone.

Jamie Lynn's hometown has also rallied around it's resident sperminator, Casey Aldridge. “We’re all so proud of him for doing the right thing,” says the town librarian, Cheryl Rape, oblivious to the irony of her name. "We all do wish him well."

And by 'well' they mean "try not to get your cousin pregnant next."