FameCrawler : kermit

It's Not Easy Being Bale

Whit Honea — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 19:35:00 GMT

Superdad and Hollywood champ Christian Bale has a lot more in common with another celebrity than you may think. Look at these very clever photos below and you'll see what I'm talking about:

This last comparison is actually what Bale and Kermit have in common with me, but I'm too modest to ~~photoshop~~ include a photo.

Awesome, right? There are even more available here. The creator of this comparison tries to pretend they were just bored and not a genius, but we know the truth.

Spying on the Neighbors: 12-04-08

Whit Honea — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 23:56:00 GMT

Miss Piggy looks great...

Tom and Suri Cruise (Gossip Girls)

Smoke and Berry (Jezebel)

Olive's shades (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Kate Winslet looking good (TMZ)

Eminem spotting (Perez Hilton)

Madonna spoils A-Rod's girls? (Fametastic)

Brad Pitt Bikes With Obama

Whit Honea — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 16:02:00 GMT

I haven't seen anyone cut such a striking pose on a bike since Kermit.

Brad Pitt rode his bike through the streets, proclaiming his politics for all that got close enough to see them.

Ride like the wind, Brad, like the wind.

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Babble Talk: Lisa Henson

Whit Honea — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 19:55:00 GMT

Babble's very own Gwynne Watkins has a great interview this week with Lisa Henson, daughter of Muppet founder Jim Henson and co-CEO of the company he left behind.

If you love the Muppets, and who doesn't, then you won't want to miss this.

Read it here.

Angelina: Soon To Be Stealing Yet Another Lady's Fella?

HerBadMother — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 12:31:00 GMT

Word on the virtual street is that Angelina is considering signing on to a movie project - after she delivers her babies, of course - that will also star one of Hollywood's most adorable heartthrobs, a notorious lady-killer whose longtime paramour does not take kindly to trampy actresses making moves on her guy. And even though Angie seems happily attached to baby daddy Brad, she wouldn't be the first actress to find herself unable to resist the charms of this particular leading man.

Memo to Angelina: you do NOT want to mess with this particular chica, seriously. Anyone who comes between her and her beloved gets their ass kicked, for real. So don't even try it.

Because this lady?

Won't stand for it.

Angelina is rumored to be considering participating in the next Muppet movie, which of course means that there's a Piggy-Kermie-Angie scandal in the making. Personally, I'd pay cash money to see Piggy and Angie duke it out for the frog.

Further rumor has it that Brad Pitt might make a good love interest for Miss Piggy, but I can't see that being anything more than a dalliance. Brad's cute, but he's no Kermie. And if Angie demonstrated any interest in Kermie whatsoever, Piggy'd kick Brad to the curb and go after Angie in a second.

There's probably a kinky Muppet remake of Eyes Wide Shut or some 70's swinger film in there somewhere, but that's too much to hope for, I suppose.

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Denise Richards is a Muppet!

Whit Honea — Fri, 23 May 2008 22:08:00 GMT

I knew it! I always figured Denise Richards had something up her butt, I just never thought it was a hand. At least now we know that someone as wacky as TV's favorite reality mom isn't actually real.

Of course this doesn't do much for the Muppet's image, but it does explain Charlie Sheen. Maybe Kermit can get Piggy to chop Richards out of the picture. Hiiii-ya!

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Johnny Depp, Looks Like a Sparrow Tastes Like a Frog

Whit Honea — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 12:31:00 GMT

Johnny Depp believes that he tastes like frog legs. He suggests that should you desire to eat him that deep-frying might be best.

Great, I was pretty much the only person left that didn't want to put my mouth on Johnny Depp, but now I just want to fry him up and dip him in butter. Damn that Doc Hopper.

Photo: Daily Mail