FameCrawler : kevin

Happy Thanksgiving from FameCrawler and Adam Sandler

Whit Honea — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 21:05:00 GMT

Here's hoping that you and yours are having a wonderful holiday and weekend.

Adam Sandler says it much better than we can.

Be safe and have fun!

The Littlest Jonas

Whit Honea — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 17:58:00 GMT

Poor little Frankie. The newly discovered Jonas seemed a bit overwhelmed by the throngs of teenage girls flocking and screaming to his older siblings The Jonas Brothers.

Something tells that Frankie will get used to this pretty quick.

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Camp Rock! It Happens Tonight!

Whit Honea — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 18:58:00 GMT

OMG! Holy Disney teen idols! Today is finally, finally here! Camp Rock will rock you tonight on the Disney Channel.

The DCOM is a formulated hit featuring some of the hottest stars of today (see Jonas Brothers) and Disney hopes, those of tomorrow like Demi Lovato (no offense Selena Gomez).

It's funny that the show hasn't even aired yet and it's already huge. Send your kids to Camp Rock at 8/7c tonight (and probably every night for the rest of the summer) on the Disney Channel.

Scientists Discover Missing Jonas Brother

Whit Honea — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 13:02:00 GMT

And by scientists I mean me. Who knew there was a younger Jonas waiting in the wings?

Little Frankie Jonas will be making a cameo in Disney's Camp Rock and also on the upcoming J.O.N.A.S. show with big bros Kevin, Joe and Nick.

The three older brothers are a band, and the younger brother is breaking in- do I smell Andy Gibb 2008?

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"Team Britney" Steals My Pet Name for FameCrawler

Whit Honea — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 23:34:00 GMT

Welcome to Team Britney, bitches. The only thing sadder than the mess Britney Spears has made of her life is a group of people denying that it is happening. Team Britney, aka the board of Taco Bell shareholders, is a collection of Britney fans (judging by the photo I'd say it's a collection of all the Britney fans) that feel the star is being unfairly treated.

They also feel that the Holocaust never happened and that the moon landing was filmed in Burbank.

Membership is open to anyone with a love of Britney and a firm grasp on denial. That ain't a river, y'all.

Please send all dues and donations to FameCralwer, attn: Free $$ Department.

Photo: Britney Groupie

My Garner is on Broadway or Roxanne, You Don't Have to Turn on the Spotlight

Whit Honea — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 21:03:00 GMT

Hey Jennifer Garner, you just opened on in Cyrano de Bergerac on Broadway! What are you going to do now?

"I'm ready for a glass of wine! I'm just happy that I stayed on my feet and said everything that I was suppose to say."

Um, Jenn, that's not the line. Stupid writer's strike.

Ben Affleck added his review of the nights performance, "She did fine! It was terrific, and I had a lot of fun." Fine? Is that the most ringing endorsement he could muster? I bet Affleck slept through the damn thing.

Luckily for Garner the real reviews have been a bit more exciting. Good for her (and Kevin Kline!).

Photo: StarkedNY

K-Fed's Got A New Baby-Mama?

HerBadMother — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 15:03:00 GMT

A guy can't be all about suing for custody and playing with his kids, you know. A dude's gotta get some. But dude should, really, make sure that he's got himself, um, covered. A guy going through a messy custody battle's got his hands too full to risk any, you know, accidents.

If anyone needed more evidence that the former Mr. Britney Spears is, indeed, sharing some quality time with ~~that sex-tape chick who shared Colin Farrell's dick with the world~~ Nicole Narain, X17 has the video evidence.The two lovebirds, it seems, may have spent the night together and may have been installing car seats together as well. X17 takes this to mean that K-Fed may be test-driving a new baby-mama. I take it to mean that he likes his women to work - no leaving to the heavy lifting to the man, y'all. He's got a reputation to uphold.

And in any case, if anything could put the ice-chill on a man's sperm-producing machinery, it would be the experience of having children with Britney Spears. If K-Fed decides to have more kids, with anyone, then he's stupider than he looks.

K-Fed Fears Britney May Kill the Federline Boys

Whit Honea — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 17:33:00 GMT

Superdad Kevin Federline is afraid that Britney and all her crazy may be a real hazard to the lives of his sons. According to Fed-Ex's girlfriend Nicole Narain he has said the following:

“Britney’s behavior has already put our kids at risk and I can’t let things get any worse. She’s lost all grasp on reality and is dragging the children through hell. Her mood swings are now so wild that I live in fear of getting a call telling me that she has killed herself. I can’t allow her to have custody because I seriously believe she could harm our sons. I’ve shared her life and I know she’s capable of anything with pills and a few drinks inside her.”

Narain goes on to say that the last straw causing Kevin to file for divorce was when he found Britney breastfeeding Jayden while she (Spears) was wasted on vodka.

Is Kevin just now having these fears? Welcome to our world, Federline.

Photo: Celebutopia

Kevin Costner is a Rock Star

Whit Honea — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 23:03:00 GMT

Or whatever kind of music his band Modern West plays. Kevin Costner is on tour in Rome right now and has his wife Christine and their son Cayden with him. That's the life of the modern rock, er, whatever, star.

That aside, it's a great photo, and a good place to close shop on a Friday afternoon.

When in Rome and all that.

Photo: Babyrazzi

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Costners

Whit Honea — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 15:59:00 GMT

Kevin Costner and his wife Christine were spotted with their son Cayden.

With all apologies to the Costner family, we've been having technical problems here at FameCrawler, and I don't want to waste their time or yours by making all kinds of snark and then not be able to publish it.

Besides, they look so nice and happy.

Photo: Celebs and Bubs

Britney Spears' New Song About K-Fed, Heartbreak, and Pits: Why Should I Be Sad?

Whit Honea — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 20:32:00 GMT

Spears, not me. I'm happy as a clam. "Why Should I Be Sad" is the latest of Britney's songs to be leaked, at least on paper. Hey, I have a puppy that does that!

People is reporting that Britney Spears' new song is "one of the most personal songs" on the new CD Blackout. They go on to say the song was written by the much more talented (I said that part) Pharrell Williams. Doesn't that make the song not personal?

"Why Should I Be Sad," is about a guy that is into money, cars, and other women, hence the belief that it is about Kevin Federline. Spears sings, "It just seemed that Vegas/ Only brought the playa out of you."

People quotes a source as saying, "The song is definitely about Britney and Kevin's relationship when they were married. Britney entertains the idea that she stayed home taking care of the kids while Kevin was out partying. The track ... will be very revealing for her fans."

I hope it isn't as revealing as her wardrobe or her sex tape. I've seen enough.

Photo: The Superficial

Kevin Costner's Wyatt is Better Than His Earp or What Can Brown do for You?

Whit Honea — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 21:23:00 GMT

The fact that Kevin Costner loves him some Wyatt Earp is no secret. It goes without saying that he loves him some Cayden Wyatt even more.

Did you notice the hat?

I know some of Costner's movies haven't done as well as he hoped. Hell, some of them have done so poorly they've become industry jokes. I would think that he still has enough cash set aside that he doesn't have to moonlight at UPS. Although I hear they have great benefits.

Photo: Celebrity Moms

Shar Jackson Isn't Pregnant, Should Still Throw Up in the Morning

Whit Honea — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 14:02:00 GMT

Shar Jackson is freakin' killing me. Really Shar? Isn't bragging that Kevin Federline didn't knock you up, again, the same as bragging about sleeping with him. That is the definition of what not to brag about.

I don't know if she's the new 'ept' girl or she really thought we wanted to see her pee-stain on a stick. That's tacky, even in Hollywood. Trust me, I write about celebrities everyday, I know tacky. This is it, and then some.

Photo: C & D

Britney Spears is/has a Crazy Mother...

Whit Honea — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 21:03:00 GMT

According to AHN, Britney Spears is filing a restraining order against her mother. She is taking this step to keep her mom, Lynne, away from her two sons. She claims that her mother is abusing prescription pain medication and Britney doesn't want her spending time with her boys, Sean Preston and Jayden James.

This concerns me, because who would be with the boys then? I see hundreds of pictures of Britney every day, and do you know why we don't use them here at FameCrawler? Because she never has her kids with her. She has Uggs, nipples and big, stupid glasses, but no babies.

Not only is she mad at her mother for having an alleged problem, but she is deciding to shun her rather than take the steps to help her like Lynne and (gulp!) K-Fed did, sort of, when the tables were turned.

She blames her mom and K-Fed for putting her in rehab, yet she still lets her boys (and her girls too, nudge, nudge) go over to their daddy's place without concern. Which is, of course, concerning. As you can see, I have nothing but concern for this family. Actually, I really am concerned for the boys. I hope someone steps up and provides these kids some shelter and a bit of sanity.

The scary thing is I'm looking at you K-Fed.

Kevin Costner's Got a New Kid and the AARP Cover. Gross.

BadKitty — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 15:33:00 GMT

With the excellent title "Kevin Can Wait" and creepy soul patch (called a "jazz spot" in the article, gag), Kevin is the cover story of this month's AARP magazine. Yes, AARP as in retired people and senior discounts. But wait, Kevin's only 53, he just seems like he's in his 70s. And while his movies haven't done much box office lately, he doesn't qualify as retired yet.

Still, he is sort of old to be a baby daddy. Again. Kevin has three kids (ages 23, 21 and 19) from his first marriage plus a 10 year old with a former girlfriend. Costner graciously acknowledged his fourth child...after a blood test (so gallant!) On May 6th he welcomed his fifth child, Cayden, with second wife Christine Baumgartner. This accomplished lady, both a model and handbag designer, at the tender age of 33 is a mere two decades years younger than Kev. You may remember their super, uh, Colorado-ish wedding in 2004, which was covered by the best publications, like People. It was also reviewed by horoscope analysis site Cosmitech who warned that the signs were not auspicious for their union. It turns out, they may be right.

You see, since the wedding, Kevin's been the rumored answer to blind items like this one from the UK Daily Mirror that came out around the time they were on their golfing honeymoon in Scotland:

A Hollywood superstar performed a sex act on himself while enjoying a massage, a hotel worker has claimed. The American A-list actor is said to have dropped his towel and exposed himself to the stunned masseuse. The woman claimed he then carried out the "disgusting" act in front of her in the hotel spa. The star - who cannot be named for legal reasons - was on a golfing holiday with his wife and staying at the Old Course Hotel in St Andrews, Scotland.

And this one from the NY Daily News:

Which married, massage therapist-loving actor had to pay a guy off on the set of his current film after he got a little too touchy-feely?

And this one from Crazy Days and Nights:

This married A-list movie actor told his wife he needed to relax and so was going out to Palm Springs to play some golf. He showed up at the golf course. He went inside the pro-shop and gave the head pro a few hundred dollars and said that if his wife called to tell her that the actor was out on the course and no cell phones are allowed there. Then he was to call the actor's cell phone and tell him the wife called. The actor then left the pro shop with a woman who was not dressed to play golf and drove away. Now it's possible this twosome played golf somewhere else, but I think he was trying to put his ball into another cup if you know what I mean.

I'm not saying he's a cheater or a perv. I'm not even saying he's A-List. However, the love of golf and actorly sense of lookit-me! entitlement, combined with a history of multiple baby mommas opens up the possibility that Kevin could be the aging playboy they're talking about.

Just in case, consider this a public service announcement. Even though Costner is no Eddie Murphy, remember, he may have a few more kids in him. And God knows what else on him. Ladies, use protection!

Photo credit: Andrew Eccles

Sean Preston Federline is a Freakin' Pimp

Whit Honea — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 11:01:00 GMT

Sean Preston knows it ain't easy on the street for a Federline. Here he is cruising the parking lot of a local Chuck E. Cheese looking for bitches and ho's.

Not really, I wrote that as a joke, but the sad thing is that ol' Kevin "K-Fed" Federline seems like the kind of guy that would actually push that kind of crap on his kid. Doesn't he?

In other news, that Cadillac is actual size. The kid is huge.