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Nicole Kidman: DUMPED

HerBadMother — Thu, 08 May 2008 14:50:00 GMT

I kinda figured that this particular relationship would last. I mean, I know that a pregnancy very often spells the end of these things - pregnancies being hard to accommodate in some such situations - but it just hadn't occurred to me that this pregnancy would end this relationship.

I mean - whaddup, Chanel? Can't you have a pregnant celebrity as the face of Chanel No. 5? Do mothers not wear Chanel No. 5? Is it not, like, your number one Mother's Day product? Why dump Nicole Kidman now?

Because, for the record, although Audrey Tatou is cute and very French and all, and although I was kind of irritated by those early Kidman Chanel commercials that shamelessly ripped off scenes from Moulin Rouge, I kinda got used to her, yanno? And I was kinda interested in the idea of a pregnant (and, later, lactating and spit-up upon) spokesmodel.

But whatever. That's not your vision. I suppose that I'll just have to live with that. But I won't be asking for any Chanel No. 5 this Mother's Day. Which, you know, I wasn't going to anyway, but still.

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Nicole Kidman: Bring On The Boobies!

HerBadMother — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 22:12:00 GMT

Nicole Kidman can't wait to have mammoth pregnancy boobs.

“Being pregnant, I’ll have bigger boobs," she said recently. "That’s one of the many good things I can think of that will come of it!”

Right. Babies come out of pregnancy, too, but like gargantuan ta-tas, they have their downsides. You know - shitty diapers and all-night screaming sessions and their tendency to gnaw the nipples right off of the aforementioned ta-tas. The boobs that come with pregnancy are a mixed blessing, sweetheart: they look awesome from a distance, but when they're strapped to your very own self, they make your back hurt and keep you up at night and - unless you're twenty-five, which you're not - suck the youthful vigor out of your figure.

Much like babies. Which is to say, you'll love 'em, but I guarantee you that there will be nights that they will make you cry.

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Keith Urban & Nicole Kidman: Hank And Evie

Sassy Smith — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 14:07:00 GMT

Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman want the world to know their pet names for each other - "Hank" and "Evie." Aren't you glad you know that now? But....that's not all! They're going to capitalize on those names and start their own clothing line, called, you guessed it, "Hank Evie."

Reportedly Urban has trademarked that name/phrase in both Australia and the US, which will allow the couple to start makin' millions selling everything from belts, clothing, shoes, purses, undies and pj's. Apparently, until recently they were selling shirts with that label but no one realized it was the celebrity couple's creation.

Ah, sigh, now we know. Get out your wallets mate!

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Nicole Kidman is SO. FED. UP.

Karen — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 15:03:00 GMT

It's been two weeks since Nicole Kidman and hubby Keith Urban announced their pregnancy, and the paparazzi in Australia are driving her mental. She and Urban are considering moving out of their home in Sydney to escape the constant attention.

New Idea's editor-in-chief, Robyn Foyster, says Kidman and her husband are "Australian royalty."

"She's turned 40 and we've seen the marriage go through difficult times in the past few months. Now she's expecting a baby. With all her ups and downs, everyday people can relate to her," says Foyster.

Breaking News: Nicole Kidman Pregnancy Confirmed

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 00:52:00 GMT

TMZ is reporting that Nicole Kidman's reps have confirmed that the actress is pregnant. This will be the first child for Kidman and her husband Keith Urban; the Golden Compass star has two children with Scientology Grand Poobah Tom Cruise.

In other news, Keith is said to be relieved that the pregnancy is out in the open, as his arm was getting tired from constantly having to cover Nicole's stomach.

Of course, the pregnancy announcement comes as no surprise to FameCrawler:

Nicole Drops Out of Film Project: She Must Be Pregnant!

Nicole Goes to the Museum: She Must Be Pregnant!

Nicole is Taking a Walk: She Must Be Pregnant!