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Berkeley Breathed is a Penguin Killer

Whit Honea — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 20:44:00 GMT

Berkeley Breathed has brought us the tale of Opus for the last time. The famous penguin may literally be kissing his nose goodbye.

Breathed, who is retiring to work for his 5-year-old daughter, will be ending the flightless hero's run and possibly his life. Opus has graced such comics as Bloom County, Outland, and his swan (penguin?) song, Opus.

We'll miss you, Opus.

Things Destined to Die: Britney Spears Buys a Goldfish

Whit Honea — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 17:42:00 GMT

Britney Spears and some guy named Sam Lufti went to Petco along with her pet rat and about a gazillion paparazzi. Apparently she bought some pet supplies and annoyed all the little people with the ruckus that is her unwanted entourage. I can hear the dogs barking from here.

Spears was reported to have purchased a goldfish. I bet the thing was flushed hours ago.

Source/Photo: Gossip Girls

To Bee or Not to Bee? Ray Liotta's Gonna Kill Somebody

Whit Honea — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 21:31:00 GMT

Ray Liotta took a break from not messing around to take his daughter Karsen to the L.A. premiere of Jerry Seinfeld's Bee Movie.

Doesn't Liotta always look like he's going to hurt somebody? Something tells me Karsen won't be dating until she's 30.

Photo: Celebrity Moms

K-Fed Fears Britney May Kill the Federline Boys

Whit Honea — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 17:33:00 GMT

Superdad Kevin Federline is afraid that Britney and all her crazy may be a real hazard to the lives of his sons. According to Fed-Ex's girlfriend Nicole Narain he has said the following:

“Britney’s behavior has already put our kids at risk and I can’t let things get any worse. She’s lost all grasp on reality and is dragging the children through hell. Her mood swings are now so wild that I live in fear of getting a call telling me that she has killed herself. I can’t allow her to have custody because I seriously believe she could harm our sons. I’ve shared her life and I know she’s capable of anything with pills and a few drinks inside her.”

Narain goes on to say that the last straw causing Kevin to file for divorce was when he found Britney breastfeeding Jayden while she (Spears) was wasted on vodka.

Is Kevin just now having these fears? Welcome to our world, Federline.

Photo: Celebutopia