Holy Hell, Britney's Pregnant

Sassy Smith — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 20:34:00 GMT

Just what Britney Spears needs - another child that she thinks is a doll. Spears is sporting a "baby bump" or it at least looks like that. Or maybe it's the tight, ill fighting, unflattering top she's wearing. I know - Britney wearing something unflattering? Unheard of!

As usual Britney was out shopping, probably ~~stealing~~ buying shit she really doesn't need. She's always shopping at clothing stores, which are pretty expensive, yet we never see her actually wear any of this "nice" stuff do we? No, we get to see her torn fishnets and fugly brown boots.

Brit's boyfriend (I guess?) Adnan Ghalib talked about how the poptar wants more kids.

"She was hoping to get pregnant with my child. She felt that she was [pregnant]. She has a very maternal instinct." Oh yes Adnan, we see lots of evidence of that don't we?

Adnan continued, "She was feeling a lot of things she said she felt when she was pregnant." Aw Britney, that's just Cheeto and Starbucks bloat.

So... is Britney really pregnant? Pffttt, do I look like her gynecologist? Well, I guess most of us could claim that title since she's continually shoving her vagina IN OUR FACES.

Photo source: Dlisted.com

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Sassy Smith — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 22:33:00 GMT

Britney's vagina makes an appearance AGAIN. Apparently if you DIDN'T get your fill of her cooter yesterday (as in JUST ONE DAY AGO), then let me be the giver of good news:

Britney was attempting to get her weave done/fixed/burned/shot (um hello? Makeover DAYS ago!) at Kim Vo's salon last night and while Brit was getting dressed, she absolutely realized that she'll be getting out of a vehicle and duh, you want the world to see your vag AGAIN so let's go sans panties. Panty schmanty. Who needs panties? Not Britbrit, that's for damn sure!

I wish she'd take care of that ratty head of "hair" like she takes care of her crotch.

Now for all of you Britney's vagina fans, click HERE for the goods.

Photo source: Dlisted.com

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