FameCrawler : knight rider

Ray Liotta Voices Criminal on Spongebob Squarepants

Karl Erikson — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 11:34:00 GMT

Ray Liotta has done plenty of villains in his time, but none quite like this. You know you're in the Big Time when you're about to do a voice for Spongebob Squarepants. And a BAD GUY on Spongebob at that! The upcoming half-hour special is due to air on Nickelodeon October 13 and Ray will play the leader of the Dangerous Bubble Poppin' Boys gang.

Liotta is currently dating Catherine Hickland. She did a lot of soap opera work and guest roles on killer shows like "CHiPs" and "Airwolf," but get this. Here's where it gets freaky. Hickland was married to David Hasselhoff for 5 years...during the prime "Knight Rider" days, right? So she divorces the Hoff and THEN? Marries Michael Knight from "All My Children!" Michael Knight? And the main dude on "Knight Rider" is Michael Knight?

Now Ray Liotta is sleeping with a woman who slept with Michael Knight...like, sqared.

This shit is blowing my freaking mind.

Where was I? Oh, right, so Liotta has a 10-year old daughter, Karsen. That's all I was trying to say. I'm sure you can see the train of thought there.

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The KITT Tapes: Will Arnett vs. Val Kilmer

Whit Honea — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 17:26:00 GMT

NBC made a ~~spoof~~ movie of Knight Rider which I thankfully forgot to watch last night. I may have given it a minute if they brought in the 'Hoff, but I don't have time for these hollow remakes (see Bionic Woman). I've got a TiVo filled with Psyche and Always Sunny. I'm busy.

The controversy over the new movie, aside from the quality, was the voicing of the star, KITT, which was originally supposed to be voiced by Will Arnett. It turns out that he had a skeleton in his closet. Apparently he was involved with ~~porn~~ ~~drugs~~ ~~prison~~ ~~smuggling~~ ~~Bionic Woman~~ another car company at one point and NBC frowned big time. They gave the job to Val Kilmer, who let's face it, probably needed the gig more.

Here's the tale of two tapes. Which one do you prefer?

The Will Arnett starts automatically, which pisses Karen and Sassy off, so here's the link.

Spying on the Neighbors: 2-7-08

Whit Honea — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 04:50:00 GMT

Hey, I can see Mick Jagger from here!

Britney's Rolling Stone Cover evolution. (BWE)

Kate, Ryder and the puddles. (Jezebel)

Boy Band Baby. (Celebrity Moms)

Expecting Halfpenny. (Babyrazzi)

Val Kilmer is KITT. (Hollywood Backwash)

Hollywood goes Hitchcock (Popsugar)

Has the writer strike ended? (ASL)